🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Głosy: 80 3,4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Głosy: 755 32,0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Głosy: 153 6,5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Głosy: 476 20,2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Głosy: 850 36,0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Głosy: 47 2,0%
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I've noticed that a few times that Ralph has a falling out with someone, he gets embarrassed spectacularly soon after; Josh with the sex tape and now Andy with being beaten and raped in an alley. There must be more examples?
 
Kittystyles1488 powiedział(a):
The public health system appears to only be free for Portuguese citizens.

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I stand corrected. This just keeps getting better and better for Ralph.
 
Ethan Ralph always lose
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I'm just here to say "I called it" that he may get his man purse jacked.
Trigger Me Timbers powiedział(a):
Its been a very long time since I was there, but I remember the crime is bad, like just snatch your bag off you in daylight bad. Granted one of the good things about going during off time is the Africanos are not gonna be prowling stoplights to jack man purses.
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Kittystyles1488 powiedział(a):
The public health system appears to only be free for Portuguese citizens.

Your Health Abroad

The U.S. government does not provide medical insurance nor pay for medical bills for U.S. citizens overseas. You should purchase insurance before you
pt.usembassy.gov pt.usembassy.gov
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Obviously the next logical course of action is for Ralph to find a Portuguese prostitute woman to knock up and marry in order to claim citizenship.
 
He has to emphasize that it was a 4-1 fight because it obviously was just him and one person. His ego's battered more than his face.

If it was four whole dudes, they likely would've killed him or beat him way harder than that. He used this scary experience to lie and act like a badass, similar to those Tumblr kids who made up cringe-ass fake stories back in the day.
 
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In a country with one of lowest crime rates in all of Europe, this wigger manages to get mugged. Bravo Ralph, karma has curbstomped you yet again. Round of applause for the gunt.
 
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