💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Głosy: 137 17,4%

  • 1 year

    Głosy: 67 8,5%

  • 6 months

    Głosy: 86 10,9%

  • 3 months

    Głosy: 89 11,3%

  • 1 month

    Głosy: 32 4,1%

  • The job is a scam.

    Głosy: 375 47,7%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    786
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Squidman powiedział(a):
lol he got into shit about missing work for the appointment and now he's suicidebaiting. his boss and coworkers must absolutely HATE him
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"Maybe I'd be more useful to people as a corpse rotting in the ground"

You wouldn't be useful to people if you died, Adam. That logic can only come from a tard.

The worms near your grave? Maybe. Although I don't know how they'd enjoy the taste of dead, festering swampass
 
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Will the horror ever end? :'(
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Poor, poor little Cheebs leads such a stressful life. You should indulge a little bit more, give yourself some presents to get over that torment! How about another $3000 3D printer you're going to use maybe twice? Another $2000 trip to Florida? Maybe buying another fucking house after less than a week of consideration will finally give you permanent happiness! Life's all about the little pleasures.

Edit: Also, how fucking often does he lie to us about his work? How is this the first time he's performing the worst of his team, if just a few months back he was getting scolded for not selling anything? Has Adam ever told us the truth about what goes on in his job or is he just living his own little dramatic movie narrative completely detached from reality?
 
What kills me the most is that if he took the time to pay attention and try harder - he'd have the means and support to lead a more fulfilling life, despite his self-destructive choices. It's just that his brain resembles a tin can with a small handful of beans at the bottom and nothing else.

I've never wanted to shake someone so badly and tell them to get their shit together.
 
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Cat does it again.
 
Retard Jotaro powiedział(a):
"Maybe I'd be more useful to people as a corpse rotting in the ground"

You wouldn't be useful to people if you died, Adam. That logic can only come from a tard.

The worms near your grave? Maybe. Although I don't know how they'd enjoy the taste of dead, festering swampass
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Actually, his corpse fertilizing the ground WOULD help. Especially if he shits himself.

That said, yeah I don't really believe any of his bullshit about the job being his life. If the job really was his life he'd be trying a hell of a lot harder instead of just talking about it. Scheduling appointments on your fucking lunch break is not an indicator that you really care about your job. They made you write a two paragraph or two page essay about how not to be a fuck up at your job, Adam. The fact that you could just live with that and be like "oh well whaddyagonna do" shows how little you care. You got invited to a group lunch and your bosses all took turns shitting on you and you just took it. You even posted about it. I couldn't live with myself if that happened. Of course, I wouldn't let myself ever get to that situation in the first place but whatever.

You treat your job like it was some shitty cash register position. Which I also think you'd find some way to fuck up.

No Nuts No Glory powiedział(a):
What kills me the most is that if he took the time to pay attention and try harder - he'd have the means and support to lead a more fulfilling life, despite his self-destructive choices. It's just that his brain resembles a tin can with a small handful of beans at the bottom and nothing else.

I've never wanted to shake someone so badly and tell them to get their shit together.
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If you shook Adam you'll get covered in grease and dandruff.
 
Considering how much he tweeted he hated his job in the past and that he is basically scamming users seems very truthful.

One thing I forgot to screencap is that he said in the discord that it is every day treatment. Wasn't he saying it was once a week for 2,3 months. Again he is probably not even going to it just lying about it online. Probably lied online so he could get that 3k on real life Vaporeon fuck doll.
 
Squidman powiedział(a):
lol he got into shit about missing work for the appointment and now he's suicidebaiting. his boss and coworkers must absolutely HATE him
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It's easy to perform well when you just have to watch people show you what to do

Also, typical Chibi. It's "whaaaa, can you believe these things were said about me?" and not "holy shit, I need to change these things to keep my job."
 
Squidman powiedział(a):
lol he got into shit about missing work for the appointment and now he's suicidebaiting. his boss and coworkers must absolutely HATE him
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Has Chibi ever even implied in the past that he was anything but "barely passable" at his job, Not that long ago we were speculating if he was somehow kept on board at his job by some kind of technicality. I feed bad for anyone that has had to deal with him in any professional capacity in the past and hope he doesn't fully sperg out in front of his soon to be former co-workers
 
Squidman powiedział(a):
lol he got into shit about missing work for the appointment and now he's suicidebaiting. his boss and coworkers must absolutely HATE him
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I know we know his life fucking sucks but like, come on. If you admit selling phones for above minimum is 'your life' then god damn man, that's so fucking pathetic.

Sidenote but even searching 'Magnet Therapy' comes up with the wikipedia page for it, a plethora of articles, all of which call it a pseudoscience, not proven or backed by any actual science and is basically one gigantic scam. I mean gigantic, magnet therapy practitioners worldwide made a total of 1 billion dollars, 300 million of that was in the USA. If these pseudo-bullshit therapy secessions are inhibiting Chibi's job, an important thing to him, you would think he could just... Stop doing them? Although I think Chibi has reached a point where he is wallowing in so much self pity that he will take any chance to get better... Or anything his Mom thinks will make him better.
 
MechanicalHugbox powiedział(a):
Has Chibi ever even implied in the past that he was anything but "barely passable" at his job, Not that long ago we were speculating if he was somehow kept on board at his job by some kind of technicality. I feed bad for anyone that has had to deal with him in any professional capacity in the past and hope he doesn't fully sperg out in front of his soon to be former co-workers
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His story varies as wildly as his mood. One day Chibi is telling the world he's about to get fired for not selling shit, the next he's wondering why he's so good at selling shit but can't improve his social skills, then the next he's complaining that he's dedicating himself too much to a job he hates, then he's rambling about how the job is the most important and pleasant thing in his life.

There's never a fucking in-between, he's either a superstar salesman who can sell ice to an eskimo or the most worthless autistic worker at his job who can be tossed away any minute. Sometimes he claims to be both in the same week. Everything that comes from Chibi's mouth is often an exaggeration or a blatant lie, but he becomes an even more unreliable narrator than usual when it comes to his job or his financial situation.
 
In and of itself, I don’t see any problem with the fact that he went to his appointment on his break. I think everyone I’ve ever worked with has had to use their allotted break for a personal errand at one point. Some places are closed by the time you get off and aren’t open on the weekends, and the ones that are open usually have their weekend appointments fully booked months out for this exact reason. The real problem is that magnet therapy isn’t walk-in. He knew he had this appointment during his lunch and could have done literally anything to plan better for it. Firstly, just requesting an extra hour on his break. Based on today’s lecture from the boss, I’m guessing it was either denied or he just knew better than to ask because he probably takes a lot of time off. So then he could have brought a lunch in with him and ate at his desk while he was working, no boss gives a shit if you do that in 2022. Does he have a desk though? I don’t think so, he drives around all day. Even better, run into the gas station while his AT&T mobile is filling up and get a snack to have in the car. Worst case scenario is he just gets the fuck over it. We’ve all skipped a meal once or twice. Sounds like he had his elevenses with the soup anyway. Unless he’s diabetic (he’s not, because he would’ve used it for attention a hundred times by now), he’s not passing out and he knows it.

Where I’m stumped is whether Chibi is so stupid that none of these things occurred to him before “whine about it on discord” did, or if some or all of this is made up for attention. Stupidity vs histrionics, which is the more dominant personality trait?

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What a fucking retard. He's going to drown in three inches of water one day.
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At the penguin exhibit?

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Holy shit, Cheebs is giving me some emotional whiplash. Lmao, one moment he's on top of the world buying a house in Florida with his BFFs, the next he's suicide-baiting because he was admonished (I doubt they really chewed him out) for taking a 90 minute lunch because he was too retarded to schedule his magnet therapy after his shift or on the weekend like an adult.

Also, don't worry about Chibi's love quest, he has a back up plan! Take a look at one of his recent likes on Twitter: he really likes his chicks with a lazy eye, doesn't he?
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Link to tweet.
 
SmugDruggler powiedział(a):
In and of itself, I don’t see any problem that he went on his break. I think everyone I’ve ever worked with has had to use their allotted break for a personal errand at one point. Some places are closed by the time you get off and aren’t open on the weekends, and the ones that are usually have weekend appointments booked months ahead for that exact reason.
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This is common practice at my place of work. Management is very cool with it, so long as you mention you could be a little late coming back. 5-10 minutes really isn't that big of deal so long as boss is informed not to be looking for you.

I suspect what Adam did here was go on his lunch break, go to his appointment, which ran over because that tends to happen with most, dicked around trying to figure if he could grab food and wolf it down before stumbling back in as late as he all ready was, made himself even more late bumbling with that decision, and got chewed out for not letting manager know or even calling with a "stuck in traffic" excuse.
 
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