💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Głosy: 137 17,4%
  • 1 year

    Głosy: 67 8,5%
  • 6 months

    Głosy: 86 10,9%
  • 3 months

    Głosy: 89 11,3%
  • 1 month

    Głosy: 32 4,1%
  • The job is a scam.

    Głosy: 375 47,7%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    786
Why would you schedule therapy during your lunch break LMAO

Most people get 30 minutes or 1 hour if your employer is very nice. How are you supposed to get therapy in that short of a time while you're still stressed out and thinking about work? Holy shit Chibi just schedule it on a weekend its not that hard.
 
$360 for your anti-depression therapy session and you can't love yourself to eat a proper lunch. Gonna chalk that up as another $360 wasted.
He tweeted to some e thot he would buy her book "how to better manage your time" couple days ago. But that book is selling in march from what I saw and is 38$ without shipping. He will probably order it just because girl made it and then proceed to never read it.
 
Pour one out for our boy :'(
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Why would you schedule therapy during your lunch break LMAO

Most people get 30 minutes or 1 hour if your employer is very nice. How are you supposed to get therapy in that short of a time while you're still stressed out and thinking about work? Holy shit Chibi just schedule it on a weekend its not that hard.
They probably give him 90 to help workplace productivity
 
This is why people always forget he posts shit for attention and pity. If you had IQ of 10 you could schedule your therapy to be in a better time then during your break at work. But he is so retarded it is within a realm of possibility he would actually do something so stupid like this.
Or at the very least plan slightly ahead and bring a snack you can eat on the go, like a granola bar. There's a whole industry designed around easily available food that can be eaten with little time while having to be mildly mobile. You can even keep a box of whatever in your car just in case you get stuck somewhere and haven't eaten.
 
Adam White is such a painfully generic name Chibi could easily pretend that he's not that Adam White. Ironically enough that horrible beard and Hair Dye would make it even easier to pretend because if he just gets a normal ass haircut and shaves he'd look like basically any other white guy named Adam
If we're going to be real, Chibi can absolutely redo himself. Remake his image. I mean, who doesn't like a good redemption arc? If he shaved or at least trimmed his beard, gave up with the faggy long hair and just kept it at a moderate length, maybe invested in some cheap cologne and some adult sheets....I think he'd make a decent looking dude. Not a perfect 10. Not even a 7. But someone who can put himself out there and maybe land someone out of his league.

But there's more to it than just your looks and this is where we really start asking the impossible. Adam's really stuck in this fantasy land that he can make it on Twitch. He whines about how "Chibi" is a curse that will follow him for life. It will. But I've seen countless streamers and huge YouTubers fuck up multiple times. Still have a career. Adam however.....man, this is something I really hope someone kicks him in the head and makes him realize.

Nigger you have a cushy job. I don't know how you landed a job in the first place, but you have one. Add onto that you have a savings...albeit you're pissing it away, but you have it. Why is it so hard for him to let go of the internet? He doesn't even need to do that. He just needs to ...fuckin delete his Twitter account and his Discord. Focus on real life, which he's doing decent at aside from his "WAHHHH I'M SO LONELY" phase of life.

But no matter how much we talk about it, lolcows don't change. They just keep getting funnier.
 
If we're going to be real, Chibi can absolutely redo himself. Remake his image. I mean, who doesn't like a good redemption arc? If he shaved or at least trimmed his beard, gave up with the faggy long hair and just kept it at a moderate length, maybe invested in some cheap cologne and some adult sheets....I think he'd make a decent looking dude. Not a perfect 10. Not even a 7. But someone who can put himself out there and maybe land someone out of his league.
Good old „Chibi wouldn’t be so bad if he changed everything about himself” heh? Looks like this type of posts became part of Chibi’s cycle too.

Adam stayed the same person for the last 30 years of his life and he is not gonna change, for the better or worse. No therapy, no makeover can change that. His most likely fate is to provide milk untill his final breath.
 
Good old „Chibi wouldn’t be so bad if he changed everything about himself” heh? Looks like this type of posts became part of Chibi’s cycle too.

Adam stayed the same person for the last 30 years of his life and he is not gonna change, for the better or worse. No therapy, no makeover can change that. His most likely fate is to provide milk untill his final breath.
Yeah, exactly like "if Chibi told Caveman to fuck off" or "if Chibi didn't use Twitter", when all of these aren't causes, but merely consequences.

All those things didn't turn Chibi into a lolcow. That was his choice to be one.
 
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Why would you schedule therapy during your lunch break LMAO

Most people get 30 minutes or 1 hour if your employer is very nice. How are you supposed to get therapy in that short of a time while you're still stressed out and thinking about work? Holy shit Chibi just schedule it on a weekend its not that hard.
Probably because it's all a bunch of pseudoscientific bullshit that makes no difference if your session lasted 5 minutes or 5 hours. Getting vaccinated takes no time at all - still wouldn't schedule it during my lunch break cause I'm not "wipe my ass bare-handed" level retarded. Why would you do this. I swear to God Adam could fuck up a cup of coffee. I wonder how much other dumb shit he does at work with his piss-poor time management skills.

This magnet therapy thing is legitimately the dumbest thing I've ever heard. Chris-chan sounded more put together when he was bitching about his magic rocks.

You know how when you go to the dentist, if you were good they give you like a baggie with little things in it like a small tube of toothpaste or a little dinosaur toothbrush? I wonder if they give Adam a little magnet keychain or a fridge magnet with THANKS FOR THE MONEY, DUMMY on it lmao

Magnet therapy. What a fucking retard. He's going to drown in three inches of water one day.
 
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