💼 Careercow "Daddy" Derek Savage - Creator of Cool Cat Saves the Kids

[Cosmos]

So his IMDB page under trivia claims he was at one point a Playgirl model, which if true (And he does sorta have that look about him tbh) leads me to beleive he probably had a career as a male model in his earlier years.

Yep.

Also, holy shit. Look at this!

Is this the lawl school Derek went to???

 

[Strelok]

Yep.
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Also, holy shit. Look at this!

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Is this the lawl school Derek went to???

So, we finally found our answer to what happens when the mythical Chad Thundercock reaches middle age. Fascinating.

Maybe those loveshy bastards were onto something.

EDIT: I do feel bad for the kids though, I legitimately hope that they don't have to deal with any of the fallout of this.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

So his IMDB page under trivia claims he was at one point a Playgirl model, which if true (And he does sorta have that look about him tbh) leads me to beleive he probably had a career as a male model in his earlier years. This may help explain his B list hollywood connections and upper middleclass wealth, and more importantly how he flew under the radar as far as production stuff, as sites like IMDB don't track that sorta thing.

Puts a new spin on "Daddy" doesn't it?

 

[Bungleboy]

Cool Cat saved the kids but he was unable to save his father from his own anger.

 

[Blindrainbow]

Cool Cat saved the kids but he was unable to save his father from his own anger.

That part of the next movie "Cool Cat 2: The fall of daddy Derek."

 

[ASoulMan]

Cool Cat Discovers "Daddy" Derek's Playgirl Magazine

 

[Bungleboy]

Derek Savage is like a Tim and Eric skit come to live

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Yep.
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Also, holy shit. Look at this!

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Is this the lawl school Derek went to???

Well that explains the book about the male model. And where he got his "Law skills" from.

 

[Trilby]

Cool Cat Discovers "Daddy" Derek's Playgirl Magazine

And here I thought he had a leg spasm and needed to shake it off.

 

[GandT]

And here I thought he had a leg spasm and needed to shake it off.

The same way he tries to shake off how he truly feels about the kids?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Apparently Cool Cat supports drug use

Spoiler: yes he does

Sauce

 

[Romance Larghetto Ally]

Spoiler: yes he does

Sauce

Can't stop here, this is Cool Cat Country.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

BTW a gun is neither very dangerous nor very useful to creatures without hands.

 

[Bugaboo]

Are guns just lying on the ground a really common thing in America or something? Common enough where you need to make a whole PSA about it?

 

[Observatory]

Spoiler: yes he does

Sauce

That source has quite the amount of gems.

Cool Cat loves reusing clipart!

Though the last one gives me these vibes...

Spoiler: Cool Cat goes over 9000

BTW a gun is neither very dangerous nor very useful to creatures without hands.

Still less annoying than Trolly the Trout "The Cartoon show"

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Still less annoying than Trolly the Trout "The Cartoon show"

wtf did I just watch

Also, sharks and seahorses don't live in the same habitat as trouts, Derek.

 

[Romance Larghetto Ally]

wtf did I just watch

Also, sharks and seahorses don't live in the same habitat as trouts, Derek.

"That was like a roller coaster, and I love roller coasters!"

I need to turn my brain off again.

 

[MysticMisty]

Holy shit those stubby arms. My sides.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

BTW a gun is neither very dangerous nor very useful to creatures without hands.

It looks like a crappy attempt of trying to imitate a Dr. Seuss book cover.

Cool Cat loves reusing clipart!

Please tell he drew this himself. Just tell me...

 

[Alex Krycek]

Yoyo the fish looks baked to the gills.