💰 Grifter Sam Hyde / Samuel Whitcomb Hyde / Million Dollar Extreme (MDE) / COM98 / 1Team / HydeWars / alienmode / @wigger / 'The Candyman' - Millennial anti-humorist, Carnegie Mellon University art student, 'World Peace' writer and creator, born-again Christian and groyper convert. The Marky Post to End All Marky Posts.

[Akashic Retard]

My favorite moment from the doc

 

[Kamui]

Saim hyde was in epstein island where he would constantly molest 7 year old femboys
He was also Q, created coronavirus and stagged 9/11 2.0 aka the biggest attack on our democracy: the 1/6 boomer tourist visit
Want proof? Fuck you, just trust me, why would i lie

Are people really debating if Sam Hyde is a pedo?

 

[Mgs2 gamefaqs guide]

I watch a lot of his stuff on gumroad, not every thing but some of it.
For context, joey isn't actually a gangster, which I know was explained in sam's video. But people dont realize joey is like the sound guy and I've heard him talk about playing games like Factorio. I think the farms underestimates how much he had to put on for his gangster and lean act.

For sam. I dont think all those people are his employees, maybe they work for him sometimes but not all the time. Its usually the three guys, with Nick coming in to do weekly podcasts.

What I really want to know is what Nick thinks. This is all typical for Sam, cars and crypto is most of what he wants to talk about. Nick will sometimes go on long tangents that are political adjacent, but thats about it. They mostly joke about the world we live in.

I think they were playing with idubbz less than half the time. Most of it really is what Sam is about lately. The rap angle is probably because he has rapped lately, so he played it up for comedic effect. He never really outright lied for tried to pretend to be something he wasn't. But he never really told the truth either. Devil in the details i suppose.

 

[DelusionTree]

Are people really debating if Sam Hyde is a pedo?
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Autistic 4chan posts and a discord screen cap aren't exactly prime evidence

 

[Spartacus Mills]

That’s Sam’s lolcow twink gimp Bicflame and he deserves his own thread for his tranny wigger shit, maybe one day.

Is he the one that was involved in that Worldcorp thing?

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Is he the one that was involved in that Worldcorp thing?

No he was the greasy schizo in the gang stalking t-shirt, and he's ugly as a motherfucker

 

[What the shit]

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This is Samuel Hyde, a 36 year old Youtube comedian who has fallen on hard times. Hyde has entered this room in hopes that a recorded interview will help clear his name and revitalize his failing career. However it is at this moment he realizes he has actually entered a confrontation.

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Hyde’s interrogator is 31 year old Ian Washburn. Washburn, who has been coping and seething for seven years over a past insult to his manhood, cannot help but reveal his intentions immediately. This tactical blunder is motivated both by emotion and a misguided belief that he has the upper hand in the encounter.

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Hyde responds immediately with a reversal of roles between interviewer and interviewee. At numerous point Washburn will state his intended topic of conversation, only to have Hyde overrule him. The assertive, dominant body language of Hyde contrasts Washburn’s submissive posture. Washburn is unable to hold Hyde's unbreaking eye contact. Washburn affects a smile throughout the interview, but when his emotions are clearly elsewhere this comes off as disingenuous and haughty. Any opportunity to build rapport with Hyde has likely already passed.
Over the next cringe-filled half hour, Washburn and Hyde will remain in this uncomfortable stalemate. This case study underscores the importance of a realistic interrogation strategy, and how one must adapt tactics while the suspect is present.

This is no doubt, a JCS reference and I'm glad it is.
Anyways, @gaymale might have the fastest negative reaction score here and I find that absolutely hilarious but kind of upset she got banned.

 

[locked and keyed]

Sam Hyde hasn't been funny in a long time, hence why he surrounds himself with yes men half his age hoping they will get their big break if they fake laugh at his jokes. I wonder how many of his crackhead teenbro gang are actively posting ITT to defend his honor?

 

[Netizennameless]

Autistic 4chan posts and a discord screen cap aren't exactly prime evidence

every time I see these it makes me think of the movie 'Memento',

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Sam Hyde hasn't been funny in a long time, hence why he surrounds himself with yes men half his age hoping they will get their big break if they fake laugh at his jokes. I wonder how many of his crackhead teenbro gang are actively posting ITT to defend his honor?

Countless faggots that want Sam's swollen peely red cock

 

[Chazzed Up]

Are people really debating if Sam Hyde is a pedo?
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Why is he listed as "Sam Hyde" on the texts? I have never known someone who lists friends much less people they're fucking by first+last name in their phone.

 

[No Face]

This is no doubt, a JCS reference and I'm glad it is.
Anyways, @gaymale might have the fastest negative reaction score here and I find that absolutely hilarious but kind of upset she got banned.

it got banned? rip the saltmine

 

[LeChampion1992]

Sam Hyde hasn't been funny in a long time, hence why he surrounds himself with yes men half his age hoping they will get their big break if they fake laugh at his jokes. I wonder how many of his crackhead teenbro gang are actively posting ITT to defend his honor?

I mean he's been doing more podcast content about him shitting on things. Some people like to hear it others don't changing times my friend. I used to like kraut and tea now he's garbage.

Welcome to life my friend.

 

[What the shit]

it got banned? rip the saltmine

Well, I mean, when you're a newfag sperging out about being raped and accusing somebody of molesting kids without any solid proud, eventually you'll get banned.

 

[PTNR 2.0]

Why is he listed as "Sam Hyde" on the texts? I have never known someone who lists friends much less people they're fucking by first+last name in their phone.

Those appear to be Messenger screen caps, not texts. He'd appear as whatever he has his name as on Facebook/Messenger.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I don't trust the screencaps but the photos are strange.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Those appear to be Messenger screen caps, not texts. He'd appear as whatever he has his name as on Facebook/Messenger.

Pretty astonishing then if he didn't make any effort to conceal his identity or use a burner account of any sort. I'm not gonna die on the hill of saying Sam isn't of the moral character to do what he was accused of but I think he's plenty savvy enough to not leave a documented trail of it. He isn't famous enough or well-connected enough to be immune to consequences nor is he a retard like many TCAP perps who straight up didn't know how computers work. Taking photos with a minor would be an even worse idea.

 

[What the shit]

I don't trust the screencaps but the photos are strange.

We just need more proof than screenshots and Discord messages.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I'll explain the joke to you since you're fuckin autistic. He's loading a mag and saying "Im fed up..." as a joke that he's going to do a mass shooting. Sam riffs with him, then he says "I'm sorry I have to leave all my good friends" meaning he's going to die. He doesn't mean this literally, you can see him in the next and final scene shooting with everyone else.

For some reason, about a third of the people ITT really think the mocumentary is real and nobody is putting on an act.

 

[I like things]

Sam: The day I sent you a copyright strike was the most important day of your life. But for me? It was Tuesday.

Literally this lmfao. Every time I think I've seen the lowest Ian can sink he somehow finds a way to keep falling. Maybe he'll go back to his "I love my strong independent woman and support her onlyfans 100%" lie. Can't help but notice how brief it was in comparison with the literal 7 year butthurt he held re Sam telling him to lift. Funny that.

Speaking of that trainwreck - I wonder how their 'marriage' is doing.