The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Głosy: 103 4,5%

  • Rioley

    Głosy: 279 12,1%

  • Penis

    Głosy: 417 18,1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Głosy: 300 13,0%

  • Boner

    Głosy: 300 13,0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Głosy: 685 29,7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Głosy: 717 31,1%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Głosy: 267 11,6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Głosy: 206 8,9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Głosy: 1 152 49,9%

  • Kindness

    Głosy: 669 29,0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Głosy: 314 13,6%
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"Those poor horses have seen some shit. Also I'm not a veterinarian but I don't think you should be able to see a horse's ribs like that."

Damn straight. Please tell me these are not 'rescue' horses that they grifted somewhere. Horses are expensive to feed and house, and they tend to need expenive veterinary care even when they aren't sick or injured. They cannot afford to have them as pets. Actually, they cannot afford pets at all. JHC
 
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"Those poor horses have seen some shit. Also I'm not a veterinarian but I don't think you should be able to see a horse's ribs like that."

Damn straight. Please tell me these are not 'rescue' horses that they grifted somewhere. Horses are expensive to feed and house, and they tend to need expenive veterinary care even when they aren't sick or injured. They cannot afford to have them as pets. Actually, they cannot afford pets at all. JHC
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I didn't even know they had horses. Poor animals.
 
Just transporting them thankfully.

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Neko GF powiedział(a):
Philp smells a new grift/ virtue signal opportunity:
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*kyle addresses the jury*
'hurry up and acquit me you bunch of niggerfaggots, I have a hot date machine gunning alpacas in colorado with my military style rifle!

*the jury responds*

DRAT YOU KYLE! DRAT YOU! WOULD THAT YOU WERE BLACK OR TRANS SO WE COULD SEND YOU TO JAIL AND STOP YOUR MURDEROUS RAMPAGE! GRR!!
 
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Those poor horses have seen some shit. Also I'm not a veterinarian but I don't think you should be able to see a horse's ribs like that.
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I'm not familiar with horses in the slightest, but simply looking up pictures of "starved horses" versus healthy ones yields almost visually identical results.

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There's also this video for identifying a healthy horse, and the ribs nor hip bones aren't visible in any capacity, unlike the tranch's horse.

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So even as a layperson, I can conclude that yes, the tranch's horses are indeed also emaciated. On top of that, the tranch's horses don't appear to be properly groomed in any capacity.
 
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I'm not familiar with horses in the slightest, but simply looking up pictures of "starved horses" versus healthy ones yields almost visually identical results.

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There's also this video for identifying a healthy horse, and the ribs nor hip bones aren't visible in any capacity, unlike the tranch's horse.

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So even as a layperson, I can conclude that yes, the tranch's horses are indeed also emaciated. On top of that, the tranch's horses don't appear to be properly groomed in any capacity.
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Post the horses teeth, penny. I think these slobs are useless idiots but, even so, I’m willing to entertain that the horses are just old and being transported from horse ranch to rescue/retirement/glue factory. Old horses do frequently look neglected just because that’s how they go when they live in captivity beyond the age where a carnivore would pick them off.

Anecdote: I was party to an edge case where the ASPCA-equivalent investigated a pet horse that appeared neglected but was just an antique. The assigned vet poked around, looked in her mouth, and then had a laugh. He made a case file with a note about the horse’s age and that no additional action was required, and said this just happens for ragged old horses that are pastured near well-trafficked roads.
 
Funny how Bonnie chose to (badly) draw the Run The Jewels art as his "gift" to the homeowners for "allowing" him and his gross partner-in-crime to abuse their home. "Run the Jewels" is another term for robbing someone. If I got that in the mail after knowing these people were in my house, regardless of whether I owned their records or not, I would think it was a psychopath sending a cryptic message that they had stolen some of my valuables.

I wonder if Bonnie's names should be included in the thread title for the tranch, you know, so people can more easily look him up like he so wants...
 
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So even as a layperson, I can conclude that yes, the tranch's horses are indeed also emaciated. On top of that, the tranch's horses don't appear to be properly groomed in any capacity.
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Oh yes, those horses are definitely malnourished. Also explains their rough coat. Brushing doesn't do much there sadly.

Though I wouldn't put that on the tranchers, who knows where they're coming from and going. Might just be rescues.

Might have taken my comment seriously and are frugally tackling soap making.


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Paul and Alyssa have returned to the Tranch. It's a Gibesmas miracle!
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A Christmas miracle. What a gift, thank you Santa. I didn't even ask for anything. To be one of the 500 flies in their house.


Eta, if I got a note like that after having a stranger over for dog sitting, I'd burn my house down, fake my death and move state. That's some damn creepy, weird ass vibes. I'd be terrified of their farm being a Robert Pickton-esque serial killer hub.

(Implying I'd even hire a stranger to begin with.)
 
T0oCoolFool powiedział(a):
So where is Kindless sleeping? On the couch? With Bonbon and Sky? Or has Sky been booted out?
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We haven't seen anything yet regarding the "solution" that came about with Bonnie and his glorious return to the Tranch but notably, Penny hasn't tweeted or retweeted anything since the 1st of December as of writing this.

Could it be that he is trying to find a new place to put Alyssa's body since they will soon be needing the mass grave that was dug and tarp covered in anticipation of the great winter alpaca die off? Is he doing some actual work ( 🌈) in an attempt to stay as far away from the living quarters as possible? Was it actually Penny that needed to go and not Sky?
 
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