Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Spicey McHaggis]

TFW you get to call a witness to just fuck a whole prosecution
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Baldy is desperately trying to cover up his massive erection from the fucking he's giving out

 

[WTFisgoingon]

Why? they will send the police after him

Please for the love of God resist arrest, that would be even more hilarious

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Even with the laughing Defense...


Why? they will send the police after him.

If they drag this guy to the stand in handcuffs I will shit and piss and cum

 

[HTTP Error 404]

Is it correct that Gaige's friend waiting in court literally ran away?!?!

Supposedly yes.

Could roommate fleeing result in a mistrial?

No. They'll issue a warrant I imagine.


Anyone scanned the courtroom earlier in the day and can pick out the guy's fat friend?

 

[murdered meat bag]

Goddamn. They were trying to get the magdump photo into it and binger objects; judge declares the lunch recess. I'm on the edge of my seat. I really hope they can manage to get that friend's message of his in there.

oh man they subpeonaed him. its over gg

 

[Iron Hamster]

LOL WAS THIS FUCKER TWEETING BEFORE TESTIFYING

Finally, social media pays off.

 

[Balr0g]

I think this is what Binger heard when Richards leaned over

 

[PicsNGifs]

How it started/How it's going

 

[Collections Agent]

Just because predictions keep coming true:

I hope Gross gets arrested for ludicrous levels of perjury

His roommate gets arrested for fleeing and resisting arrest

Case gets dismissed and Kyle writes them in prison

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

As soon as Cross started I had this clip come to mind...just less slimy.

 

[The-Patriarchy]

I guess the prosecution is having crow for lunch today.

Your honor, the prosecution REKT

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

Even with the laughing Defense...


Why? they will send the police after him.

and if he crosses state lines Mr. Marshall will be hunted by the Marshalls.

(USMS at the portland federal court house)

 

[Probably An Autist]

I think this is what Binger heard when Richards leaned over

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got any more witnesses for us?

 

[St.Davis]

God, even if Kyle gets off, I fear that Richards and Luthor are going to be brought up on a triple homicide charge for this murder of Binger, Grosskreutz, and Lardarse.

 

[GuitarRevi]

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He needs to be put on suicide watch. I feel bad for the fat man.

 

[TurkishOreo]

got any more witnesses for us?

Hopefully his roommate.

 

[George Lucas]

No, they'll just send the cops after him to bring them back.

I mean if he flies the coop, i.e. is untraceable.

 

[reinigen]

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[mr.moon1488]

If they drag this guy to the stand in handcuffs I will shit and piss and cum

Given that he's Grosstit's friend, it wouldn't surprise me if he wasn't in the middle of doing a line of blow in the courthouse shitter when this happened.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

I mean if he flies the coop, i.e. is untraceable.

these types of people are always found.