💼 Careercow Hayden Black - Untalented comedian with a string of failures including the infamous Gen Zed; suspended from Twitter

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Who is this guy and how is he relevant to Gen Zed?

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D-Did that video reference Amanda Todd in any way or did Julie seriously just cherry pick a comment and quotemine it to make it look like it was bashing Gen Zed?

The video mentions Amanda Todd. It was a tangent that sprang up when he started talking about the Leelah Alcorn poster in the Gen Zed trailer. You can watch the video here, but if you're sensitive to cringe I don't know if I recommend it. (He makes his own attempt at a stand-up comedy joke about diarrhea...)
 
The video mentions Amanda Todd. It was a tangent that sprang up when he started talking about the Leelah Alcorn poster in the Gen Zed trailer. You can watch the video here, but if you're sensitive to cringe I don't know if I recommend it. (He makes his own attempt at a stand-up comedy joke about diarrhea...)
They always go for the low-hanging fruit, don't they?
 
Who is this guy and how is he relevant to Gen Zed?
Lamar Odom's a basketball player who was married to one of the Kardashians, they found him in a coma in a brothel a couple of days ago.

How very un-SJW of Hayden to use a POC as the butt of a really shit joke. Dude could've died.

They're obviously trying to cash in on whatever's relevant in the media at the time for a bit of attention. The saddest thing is, it's not even working.
 
Lamar Odom's a basketball player who was married to one of the Kardashians, they found him in a coma in a brothel a couple of days ago.

How very un-SJW of Hayden to use a POC as the butt of a really shit joke. Dude could've died.

They're obviously trying to cash in on whatever's relevant in the media at the time for a bit of attention. The saddest thing is, it's not even working.

I think it's because the only one of Hayden's shows that was slightly less of a flop than others, Goodnight Burbank, was a fake news report.
So he obviously thinks making dumb "jokes" about random headlines is a super successful winning recipe he can re-apply to anything, including Gen Zed.

He doesn't understand that a "modern classic" should aim for longevity instead of jokes about shit that'll be forgotten in a year, but then again it's Hayden Black we're talking about. The self-proclaimed comedic genius who doesn't even know how a punchline works.
 
He doesn't understand that a "modern classic" should aim for longevity instead of jokes about shit that'll be forgotten in a year, but then again it's Hayden Black we're talking about. The self-proclaimed comedic genius who doesn't even know how a punchline works.

Hayden Black's punch lines are about as funny as the one at Jonestown.
 
It looks like they've reworked a few things on their website in a weak-ass attempt at damage control.


For one thing, the landlord character that definitely does not look like a Hispanic stereotype has suddenly acquired a backstory.

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Maybe because Hayden was told of just how much of a racist caricature this character was, he attempted to give him a slightly more sympathetic backstory, as well as a totally-not-stereotypical occupation as a janitor.

I can't wait to hear more oh-so-progressive jokes about his nagging wife.

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Huey's no longer mentioned as a "sociopath". Instead, there's an added mention of GarageBand, which is sure to be a hit with hip cool kids and definitely makes Huey a well-rounded character.


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Fisrt it was an eight-episode extravaganza that was suppoded to premiere in November, now it's an eight-episode extravaganza whose pilot might maybe be finished in December. They hope. :story:

Also, it takes them a whole season just to move in together? Sounds fascinazzzzzzzz
 
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It looks like they've reworked a few things on their websitein a weak-ass attempt at damage control.


For one thing, the landlord character that definitely does not look like a Hispanic stereotype has suddenly acquired a backstory.

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Maybe because Hayden was told of just how much of a racist caricature this character was, he attempted to give him a slightly more sympathetic backstory, as well as a totally-not-stereotypical occupation as a janitor.

I can't wait to hear more very progressive jokes about his nagging wife.

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Huey's no longer mentioned as a "sociopath". Instead, there's an added mention of GarageBand, which is sure to be a hit with hip cool kids and definitely makes Huey a well-rounded character.

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Fisrt it was an eight-episode extravaganza that was suppoded to premiere in November, now it's an eight-episode extravaganza whose pilot might maybe be finished in December. They hope. :story:

Also, it takes them a whole season just to move in together? Sounds fascinazzzzzzzz

Of course! It'll take 8 episodes of Quillam the All-Knowing to wisely guide them to move in together, where they will praise him for his sage advice!
 
Huey's no longer mentioned as a "sociopath". Instead, there's an added mention of GarageBand, which is sure to be a hit with hip cool kids and definitely makes Huey a well-rounded character.

Do people even use GarageBand?

I guess someone must.

I mean, there are some people retarded enough to animate in Photoshop, after all.
 
I thought the pilot was coming out in november.
It was first May, then November. And they wonder why on earth people would think it's a scam.

I used to dick around in it back in high school and had nothing to do in Media TEch class.
Back in HS, some friends and I actually used it once to record a terrible song about a personal lolcow of ours. It's still floating around somewhere on the Internet :,)


By the way, Hayden, since you're trying to fix the website, you might wanna change this:
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Because right now, the page you linked looks like this:

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Just a friendly reminder. :story:
 
Maybe because Hayden was told of just how much of a racist caricature this character was, he attempted to give him a slightly more sympathetic backstory, as well as a totally-not-stereotypical occupation as a janitor.

And I hope Hayden has given up on winning over tumblr, because this one sure isn't gonna win them any supporters. Mocking mental disorders is a big no-no with tumblrites.


And yet ANOTHER recycled joke.

 
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And I hope Hayden has given up on winning over tumblr, because this one sure isn't gonna win them any supporters. Mocking mental disorders is a big no-no with tumblrites.

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And yet ANOTHER recycled joke.

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Christ Almighty, Hayden, do you just cycle through the same ten jokes & hope no one will notice? Jesus.

Here, I got a better one---don't fear God's love. He hasn't gotten anyone pregnant in 2000 years.

Pew pew!
 
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