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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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the family concern is xander because the vickers live close to reno

also ralph lives rent free in the crackshack cause may pays for it!
what i dont get it is i can see a context where he says a bitch paying for his shit is ralpha af but people here mock him so he has to deny it happening even though it obviously did. what i dont get is why he picks and choses which thing offends him, being a useless sack of shit wigger he brags about, being an irredeemable douchebag he brags about, but other stuff hes ashamed of. i wonder if he has a really warped idea of what we "genuinely" mock him for and he thinks we all actually want to groom crusty ass teens still in school to carry an expensive genetic legacy of bastard spawn who suck by your own admission and hates you for being a deadbeat wigger trying to reroll
 
He’s making the $200-400 being a vegas high-roller! The casinos all love the stream, btw, and comp him the best rooms and escorts.
>>>>GET PAID FOR DOING NOTHING! Want to make extra cash on the side? I make $200-400 a day at home! Just follow this one crazy trick for making money off stream. ASK ME HOW!<<<<
 
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btw the advice in that article is:



tl;dr: prepare before defaulting. Ralph didn't do that.


His blue checkmark is unironically his most valuable asset. He never fucks around with it.
I thought the 3 trips to Vegas in a month would be the top and that there was no way ralph could out wigger himself but bragging about defaulting on your student loans as if it's the action of a 1000 iq gigachad and not a desperately broke poor fag is fucking hillarious :story:
 
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Late, gay, gunted.
So maybe less wall-to-wall, more bed-to-wall?
 
Ah yes, Ralph's rittenhouse recap of his expert opinion on jury selection

We're so blessed to have -ethan ralph-, legal expert's, opinion on this matter.
 
I can't imagine Ralph enjoying a Phish concert even if he was high as shit. Gotta be going to be in proximity to women who will suck dick for weed right?
 
A couple of days ago we were speculating that Ralph doesn't read:
Piggy can't let this fake news go unanswered:
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The only thing Piggy reads is his thread here. The great lover of the written word finally mentions a book (that he never read) and it’s notable because it’s the first time he’s mentioned any book (that wasn’t a book one of his shitty guest was shilling) in a decade.
 
"That's a great book! I only read it because the college that I refuse to pay told me to read it."
 
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