When will Queen Elizabeth II die?

[Erich Honecker]

Her illness has been in the news lately and she's had to cancel attending some events. When will the Queen die?
She is only 3 years off of breaking the record for the longest reigning monarch in history. Will she live to do so?

 

[Cool Username]

I predict she will die before this year ends, on Christmas day. Like some kind of Dickens story.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

The day after Charles

 

[mate]

Fucking never, you scab.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Whenever she feels like it.

 

[Justtocheck]

unironically, I imagine the death of Phillip was a big hit. She always referred to him as "her pillar".

 

[Solid Snek]

Is the Queen getting better?

die queen

charlaaaay

 

[Milkis]

In 156 days. That will put her total reign at 69 years, 420 days.

 

[LolRaccoon]

January 5th, 2019

 

[Tootsie Bear]

The Queen will never die. British scientists will preserve her head in a glass jar as seen on Futurama.

 

[Iuz]

Someone first needs to find and destroy her phylactery.

Eddit: 'to'

 

[Reverend]

The day after all her Majestic Animal companies die.

 

[Twinkletard]

Is she proof incest increases longevity?

 

[DerKryptid]

Is she proof incest increases longevity?

Queen elizabeth is the spawn of a goat and nigger cattle

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Asking adds 40 more years to her lifespan.

 

[Dude Snakes]

What if she is already dead and there has been a cover up?

 

[Ed Special]

About ten minutes after her wretched pedophile son Charles bites the dust - we all know she's staying alive purely to spite him out of the throne

 

[King Fructose]

The queen will die at some point in the future.

 

[Creep3r]

The Queen will never die. British scientists will preserve her head in a glass jar as seen on Futurama.

Ron Popeil is dead so that technology ain't happening in this timeline.

 

[WhoIsSutterKane]

hopefully on my birthday