The Eternals - marvel is trying it again this time less humor and hit music and more unnecessary love triangles

[Scarlett Johansson]

Did any of them help the mid 1900's Germans do, you know... that thing that they did with those big nose dudes?

Let's ask @Benzo Samurai

 

[UnKillFill]

Let's ask @Benzo Samurai

I didn't see the movie, and I'm not going to. I thought you had.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I didn't see the movie, and I'm not going to. I thought you had.

Fuck this shit. I'm not paying to see this dumpster fire. MCU is irrelevant now. The only characters I will be following are those directly related to Nat which means Yelena

 

[UnKillFill]

Fuck this shit. I'm not paying to see this dumpster fire. MCU is irrelevant now. The only characters I will be following are those directly related to Nat which means Yelena

I'm sure Marvel will keep that thread alive.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I'm sure Marvel will keep that thread alive.

I want her to murder useless archer chad.

 

[UnKillFill]

I want her to murder useless archer chad.

I'm sure his daughter will already do that in the upcoming tv show, because straight cis white male.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I'm sure his daughter will already do that in the upcoming tv show, because straight cis white male.

I thought that Kate girl was his daughter too but she's his protégé.

 

[UnKillFill]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=K6uQQfiO9Ho
I thought that Kate girl was his daughter too but she's his protégé.

It's cute that you think I'm going to be watching that shit when I didn't even watch Loki.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

It's cute that you think I'm going to be watching that shit when I didn't even watch Loki.

I didn't watch that shit either. I'm also well aware you don't give a flying fuck. But annoying you with it is just so irresistible to me. Capeshit will be the death of cinema.

 

[UnKillFill]

I didn't watch that shit either. I'm also well aware you don't give a flying fuck. But annoying you with it is just so irresistible to me. Capeshit will be the death of cinema.

You don't annoy me. I enjoy our conversations.

 

[UnKillFill]

Capeshit will be the death of cinema.

I'm getting sick of capeshit as well. I currently care about Batman and Spiderman and not much else, but that isn't anything new. That's how I've always been.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

You don't annoy me. I enjoy our conversations.

Awwww fren

 

[Benzo Samurai]

to a japanese man all white noses are big.

 

[RumblyTumbly]

to a japanese man all white noses are big.

Yeah, that and other things.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

The thing that bugs me the most about eternals is that for some reason Gilgamesh is a character in it and instead of making him look like a hero or anything the myths would lead you to believe he's some fat blob who looks like he belongs more in a McDonald's drive through then fighting someone. Wyświetl załącznik 2663991

To be honest, I feel for the guy. He looks like he really doesn't wanna be there.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

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Awwww fren

great movie!

 

[blablabla]

for the first time ever in my life they ran a shitty ad for this movie after the 7.1 dolby logo and when the lights were already off before the screening of dune. its bombing that hard?

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

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I'm dying lmao
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This is some god tier bad fanfic.

We wuz inventorz of Nuclear energy and shieeetttttt!

Being serious, this kind of writing boils my piss. Let's just ignore the efforts of accomplishments of past white men to give a participation trophy to niggers.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Now I want to watch Dune in IMAX

I just bought tickets for tomorrow because of this discussion.

Edit: Also all of promotional characters make the eternals look like adults with down syndrome on Halloween

 

[Tasty Tatty]

We wuz inventorz of Nuclear energy and shieeetttttt!

Being serious, this kind of writing boils my piss. Let's just ignore the efforts of accomplishments of past white men to give a participation trophy to niggers.

Why would they claim this, though? I mean, we can have polite conversations about why the bombings were necessary or justified, but for progressive people, it's not a question.

This is gonna be another unintentional shitshow like Wakanda: people cheered for the ultimate Black society when the reality was that Wakanda locked themselves up and let other blacks being slaved and killed and did absolutely nothing for centuries to help their own people.