Prison Letters Chris and Kengle Prison Letter Megathread

[Epic Fail Man]

Don't know what thread to put this in since the update thread is locked but Chris wrote a letter to @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt as sonichu.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Don't know what thread to put this in since the update thread is locked but Chris wrote a letter to @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt as sonichu.

Has the text been posted?

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Nothing really new to say, just Chris repeating more of what was already said except it's addressed to Kengle. I assume it's because Kengle is probably one of the only people in the world who would actually bother to write back.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[the letter]

"This, Bart Kiwis, is a crazy man!"

- Homer Simpson ("The Joy of Sect")

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

What the fuck did I just read?

Seriously he's so far off the Depend the Mariana Trench would seem more apt, but he at least remembered to beg, that's going to be a important skill for him going forward.

But what's this about a prair rug and deck of playing cards? Is he finding depth in playing solitaire while sitting on a rug?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

This letter is a whole lot funnier.


"...contact the local Virginia Governor of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as president Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get out of this Jail and mess"

Lol! Chris wants Kengle to contact Biden to get him out of jail.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

If Barb is considered a victim by the State, wouldn't encouraging weens to stop by the old homestead be considered witness intimidation/tampering?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

This letter is a whole lot funnier.


"...contact the local Virginia Governor of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA as well as president Biden, and get me, Christine's Bod, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get out of this Jail and mess"

I'm guessing now there is going to be a lot of unfunny weens trying that on CWC's behalf, I just hope it backfires on him.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I just want to know if he's going to request that the prison guards address him as Sonichu.

 

[Tikbalang]

I don't get it, he's pretending to be someone else yet his name is Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu.

Maybe the 2020 year old Jewish Hippie and a 21st century sex offender fuse into one.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

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Also should this get a new thread?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

This is a quote goldmine.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Also should this get a new thread?

I've reported it asking for the thread to be split, but I'm not sure if our glorious moderation team will oblige us.

 

[Tikbalang]

I just want to know if he's going to request that the prison guards address him as Sonichu.

They'll just give him nicknames like every inmates have.

This letter is a whole lot funnier.


"...contact the local Virginia Governor of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as president Biden, and get me, Christine's Bod, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get out of this Jail and mess"

Lol! Chris wants Kengle to contact Biden to get him out of jail.

Forget Snowden, Chris deserves a pardon for what she had done to her mother.
If that happens, we might hear more from Fox News.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I've reported it asking for the thread to be split, but I'm not sure if our glorious moderation team will oblige us.

I thought it would be fair for @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt to make the thread since its his letter.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

Also should this get a new thread?

it probably will. Null probably asleep though.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I've just noticed something, he say's that others have failed there tests epically? That would seem to imply he's tried reaching out to others from prison and there are more letters floating around out there that haven't been posted.

I wonder who he's wrote, Barb I'm guessing and possibly Rocky? they would be unwilling to share but anyone else? So far we've had Ken and Null but I wonder if he's written to any other Christorical figures or if they have reached out to him and he's replying as and when he gets a chance to.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Also should this get a new thread?

Does there really need to be a new thread? It's not like there's much to say. It's a relatively small update all things considered.

Now if Chris manages to establish a correspondence with someone on the outside, that would be a hell of a lot more threadworthy.


EDIT: Now I just look silly.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Does there really need to be a new thread?

Maybe? It's over 150 pages in.

Or maybe Null could change the title to make this a "Chris writes letters from prison" megathread?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I at least think It's worth bringing attention to since it's one of the few updates we are getting from Chris right now.

Also the letter is hilarious and everyone should read it.