A Gift Of Free Milk From the Queen of All The Lolcows - Who here can laugh at themselves with a story of their own stupid fuck up?

This is the sort of story where if it happened to an older person I cared about, we'd be having a serious talk about their long-term care. In your case, I'm just really not sure why you shared it.

"I'm very right brain dominant and there is just so much negativity that hemisphere is going to take before it issues orders to administer some hard loving as an attitude adjustment for whatever congenitally stupid, devolved human was annoying me in the moment."

hem hem. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/octob...erpass-gets-intimidated-by-a-black-man.50943/
this is the sort of comment that if i saw my son making it , i would take him straight to a shrink.

He steals and appropriates on every level of his life, because he's completely hollow. Everything is fake.

Why would he stop at somebody elses title.
hahahahahahahaha! you have no idea how funny that is and never will because you're congenitally stupid and are without a clue about what is real or fake.

tl;dr nice projection, you stupid slut.

You're such a cunt, tooter.
is there some mental deficiency that makes you brits such boring fucking idiots? is it that nasty greasy bland shit you like to eat, the crappy weather or both?

I'd like to point out that every single one of you failed to laugh at yourselves and in your collective psychosis, none of you realize just what chickenshit anonymous self loathing piles of animated shit you are you're such a bunch of sociopathic sycophants led by a fat, fetishistic narcissistic nitwit.
 
Maybe you should learn how to read and you wouldn't ask such stupid questions?

no things were kind of slow and i like to post things here for the contrast between intelligentsia and ignorati.

shit happens and it wasn't much of an explosion?

lol. if you only knew. living indoors is punishment to humans who aren't colonized.
That's why you're always inside posting, right? Real glutton for punishment, eh? I decided to use an advanced AI to determine how old you'll be when the farms shut down, this is the result. It's roughly 40 years from now.
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tl;dr nice projection, you stupid slut.
You're just mad that despite the extremely low standards required to be a slut, you still could never fulfill them. You're so desperate to be daddy's little pig shut, you probably get blue balls just thinking about it. You disgust me old man.
 
is there some mental deficiency that makes you brits such boring fucking idiots? is it that nasty greasy bland shit you like to eat, the crappy weather or both?
This is what I love about you, Thomas. You’re all “peace and love I’m a hippie rainbow child,” yet the moment someone wounds your ego, the mask falls away. Racism, misogyny, homophobia, xenophobia, transphobia, everything’s on the table. What a hate-filled little goblin you are, and how little it’s brought you!
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This is what you look like when you’re typing your hate screeds, except there’s also a sort of brown fountain rising up behind you. You won’t survive the earth changes.
 
I'd like to point out that every single one of you failed to laugh at yourselves and in your collective psychosis, none of you realize just what chickenshit anonymous self loathing piles of animated shit you are you're such a bunch of sociopathic sycophants led by a fat, fetishistic narcissistic nitwit.
We don't have a leader- the guy who owns the site gets shit on like everybody else. Lighten up, buddy.
 
No retard. How are you still alive...because you've obviously too stupid too live.
you're obviously so digitally dumbed down that you're so stupid you're too stupid to realize it. child, i've survived well over a hundred arrests, including three beat downs, getting tasered in lockup, tear gassed in a trailer for almost 10 minutes , attacked with a robot and then shot with a bean bag after I surrendered. They couldn't charge me with anything because i was protecting the trailer for the owner from a coke whore who was sucking him dry. After I locked her out , she called the cops and told them i was making bombs in the kitchen . I refused to come out unless a deputy i knew came to get me out, but it was in Austin PD jurisdiction and they never called the sheriff. The busted my arm and dropped me off on the county with a psyche eval i cleared shortly after they set my arm.

Get that my bitch? The date was 01/01/10, the place Austin, Tx and Fox has the video. Fox in Memphis has 2 or 3 videos connected to Lady's death in 1997. nobody has ever retrieved the LA Times front page or the LA Weekly's story. Not to mention any thing of much consequence, like UTHSCD, U Tampa or UICC records. There are also two federal filings I made; one in Santa Monica, the other in Memphis.
That's why you're always inside posting, right? Real glutton for punishment, eh? I decided to use an advanced AI to determine how old you'll be when the farms shut down, this is the result. It's roughly 40 years from now.
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Do you sincerely believe that I do nothing but sit at this desk arguing with idiots all day and night? that's sneasel who does that.
We don't have a leader- the guy who owns the site gets shit on like everybody else. Lighten up, buddy.
I'm not your buddy, pal. this site is made up of cliques of competing charismatic , narcissistic nitwits surrounded by the most astounding array of serious psychosexual disorders I have seen anywhere. The owner is fat, stupid fetishistic, hubris-inflated ventriloquist's dummy being played by the F-UK-US alliance intelligence agencies, using you as a proxy army.
The depths of deviant depravity achieved here even exceeds the monstrous paraphilic fantasies that crowd of authoritarian patriarchal excessively sadistic hypocritic infantile talking turds. <---- get it? This toilet has more APESHITT than even the Ranter, which eventually got itself kicked off the web.

And don't get me wrong. I'm a comic. I can take good natured ridicule, but telling lies about me and inciting violence is not something i'm going to tolerate, nor am i going to tolerate a sock puppet of my mother or somebody hacking my deceased father's e-mail account, so don't give me that lighten up shit.
Thank God! Could you imagine a child looking up to Tom as a role model? No thank you.
I think you'd be surprised how many young people love me as the crazy auntie they never had and how many young parents introduce me to their kids to tell them a story or play them a song. There's no shame in my game, cuz. Bearing false witness against me puts all the shame on you , sheenie cocksucker (to borrow from hizzoner , richard j. daley)
This is what I love about you, Thomas. You’re all “peace and love I’m a hippie rainbow child,” yet the moment someone wounds your ego, the mask falls away. Racism, misogyny, homophobia, xenophobia, transphobia, everything’s on the table. What a hate-filled little goblin you are, and how little it’s brought you!
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This is what you look like when you’re typing your hate screeds, except there’s also a sort of brown fountain rising up behind you. You won’t survive the earth changes.
Do you have any idea how much of an intellectually incompetent reactionary retard you are, son? You hear what you want to hear in my speech and you see what you want to see in my writing. You're also a scatophiliac fantasizing about my asshole, you fetishistic fucktard.

The fact of it is, I'm a peace lover, not a pacifist, and if somebody needs some hard loving , I administer it. I was crazy tommie in the old days and have ripened into toxic tommie in my golden years. I have a lot of respect for what I have been doing quietly , without fanfare, in the community for the past 40 years. All you can see of my life is only a tiny fragment of it and you have been professionally manipulated into propagating a huge lie. I'm also only a third tier player who doesn't like to be in the spotlight all the time and they threw the blackout blanket over my life in 1959 when I was way too cute a doo bee talking about manufacturing my grandmother's custom built HH bra on Romper Room.

The NSA and FBI have had me under surveillance since 1970. One thing I rarely mention is why there's a potentially homicidal flag in my jacket. Do the initials IED, EOD and NBC mean anything to you? When I was in my prime , it took at least a dozen cops to subdue me with out shooting or tasering me and i was passively resisting all but once. I took on the OC deputies once on principle because of the way they were fucking with me booking in when i was only there for failing to appear on ticket for selling without a license at the Anaheim stadium. I'm pretty competent with side arms and sniper rifles to, but uncle scam is most worried about how much I know about NBC manufacturing.

You idiots just blasted in a few years ago boofed full of bullshit about me. it's laughable at this point, it's all so redundant coming from so many special snowflakes. Learn something fool. I've been on stage all my life and hustled my art in the street since i was a little kid. I'm real good at what I do, but I'm a terrible slacker, especially when I'm working solo. I was a hippie Sol Hurok before my accident and i've recovered enough of my health, wealth and contacts to be getting back to the live music and arts activism scene. Follow me in like a train made of living turds dragging behind my Jessica Rabbit gown (after i shed about forty pounds)

dig. i'm not properly a man or a woman because I'm male in the pants and female in the head. please try to comprehend that i was born this way and there is nothing pathological about it. At least 5 people are going to look at this and call me a liar . I never lie about myself and don't lie about others either.



 
Thomas Wastebasket powiedział(a):
You hear what you want to hear in my speech and you see what you want to see in my writing.
Ditto to you. You see us as retards, psychotics and snowflakes because that's what you are.

Thomas Wastebasket powiedział(a):
When I was in my prime , it took at least a dozen cops to subdue me
What you meant to say is that Sabrina never stood a chance.

Thomas Wastebasket powiedział(a):
All you can see of my life is only a tiny fragment of it
No I don't want to know about the rest of it.

Thomas Wastebasket powiedział(a):
I've...hustled my art in the street since i was a little kid.
No especially not that part.
 
Do you have any idea how much of an intellectually incompetent reactionary retard you are, son? You hear what you want to hear in my speech and you see what you want to see in my writing. You're also a scatophiliac fantasizing about my asshole, you fetishistic fucktard.
Nobody is fantasising about your asshole. Your face is wrinkled enough.
The fact of it is, I'm a peace lover, not a pacifist, and if somebody needs some hard loving , I administer it.
Rapist.
I was crazy tommie in the old days and have ripened into toxic tommie in my golden years.
Why were you “Crazy Tommie?” You didn’t come out as trans until 2014. You need to write your lies down.
I have a lot of respect for what I have been doing quietly , without fanfare, in the community for the past 40 years.
You have a lot of respect for yourself? Don’t mean shit. No one else respects you.
All you can see of my life is only a tiny fragment of it and you have been professionally manipulated into propagating a huge lie. I'm also only a third tier player who doesn't like to be in the spotlight all the time and they threw the blackout blanket over my life in 1959 when I was way too cute a doo bee talking about manufacturing my grandmother's custom built HH bra on Romper Room.
What the fuck are you talking about, old man?

The NSA and FBI have had me under surveillance since 1970.
Weird how they’ve never arrested any of the people committing crimes against you, isn’t it?
One thing I rarely mention is why there's a potentially homicidal flag in my jacket. Do the initials IED, EOD and NBC mean anything to you? When I was in my prime , it took at least a dozen cops to subdue me with out shooting or tasering me and i was passively resisting all but once. I took on the OC deputies once on principle because of the way they were fucking with me booking in when i was only there for failing to appear on ticket for selling without a license at the Anaheim stadium. I'm pretty competent with side arms and sniper rifles to, but uncle scam is most worried about how much I know about NBC manufacturing.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
You idiots just blasted in a few years ago boofed full of bullshit about me. it's laughable at this point, it's all so redundant coming from so many special snowflakes. Learn something fool. I've been on stage all my life and hustled my art in the street since i was a little kid. I'm real good at what I do, but I'm a terrible slacker, especially when I'm working solo. I was a hippie Sol Hurok before my accident and i've recovered enough of my health, wealth and contacts to be getting back to the live music and arts activism scene. Follow me in like a train made of living turds dragging behind my Jessica Rabbit gown (after i shed about forty pounds)
See above. What the fuck are you talking about, old man?
dig. i'm not properly a man or a woman because I'm male in the pants and female in the head.
How? Just because you fail as a man, that doesn’t make you a woman. I don’t know anyone of either sex who wouldn’t look down on you as the useless piece of shit you are. I bet your dad regretted that he didn’t have a wank the night you were conceived.
please try to comprehend that i was born this way and there is nothing pathological about it. At least 5 people are going to look at this and call me a liar .
Because you are. According to your own claims, you should be nothing less than the greatest man who ever lived, yet you’re a shrivelled little goblin on welfare trying to defend his reputation against people who laugh at him.
I never lie about myself and don't lie about others either.
Oh really? How come you claim people were calling you “crazy Tommie” before you came out as trans? You old fool.
 
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is there some mental deficiency that makes you brits such boring fucking idiots? is it that nasty greasy bland shit you like to eat, the crappy weather or both?
Post in thread 'Tommy Tooter General Discussion' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tommy-tooter-general-discussion.18925/post-4058083 Your cooking should be served at gitmo to extract confessions. We remember those awful burgers, too.

Have you even been abroad? Travel broadens the mind. You should try it. Via a shower,
 
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