Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[LastTrainHome]

the goon discord network was taken offline today leaving many discords with no automatic auth system after years of knowing gdn’s history and no replacement made

Goon Discord Network

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couldn't happen to nicer people.

 

[northstar747]

does anyone know what discord Zen Death Robot fucked off to?

 

[Big Nasty]

Old FYAD flag that represents the current state of everything Something Awful:

 

[The Grognard]

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couldn't happen to nicer people.

I somehow suspect the cancel culture will end up chewing this Astryl character up anyways. Just a hunch.

 

[Back me up!]

does anyone know what discord Zen Death Robot fucked off to?

Lol no, dude took the money and ran. He wiped all of his posting (which broke a ton of threads) and after getting the charity money just faded away.

 

[northstar747]

I just remember a gbs threa where some goons were sheeplishly said he fucked off to discord.

He had a melt down at lowtax about mandy and deleted his postings which broke the database and richard did a restore from a back up while saying the data center had an outage.

 

[Fictional Character]

Lol no, dude took the money and ran. He wiped all of his posting (which broke a ton of threads) and after getting the charity money just faded away.

Smartest goon in history.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Goon on, take the money and run.

 

[AnOminous]

Smartest goon in history.

Goons literally exist to be fleeced, like any other incredibly stupid prey animal.

 

[wopirish]

Apparently goons excuse for the whole GDN fiasco is just to call him a nazi, thats it. A bunch of goons are denying it had anything to do with money or that there was any money involved at all.

Thats their whole excuse and summation of the situation. I can't imagine being so brain dead that just calling someone a nazi and walking scooting away is considered a success in their minds.

Just wanted to post my own revelations on it.

 

[The Real Taylor Swift]

Apparently goons excuse for the whole GDN fiasco is just to call him a nazi, thats it. A bunch of goons are denying it had anything to do with money or that there was any money involved at all.

Thats their whole excuse and summation of the situation. I can't imagine being so brain dead that just calling someone a nazi and walking scooting away is considered a success in their minds.

Just wanted to post my own revelations on it.

Not even that, just for being "nazi adjacent". I havent been on speaking terms with TT for like 4 years and he still gets shit for it.

The reality of the whole situation is that TT nor Kale were TRUE BELIEVERS in the troon cause, despite being pretty cucked, and the troon hivemind hated that and didnt want a large group like TTs or the auth infrastructure like Kales to be in the hands of someone that wasnt lock step with them. That's why Starfleet Dental ran this hit on TT and its why big troon Discords like goons.cx are now working on GDN clones.

 

[Manah]

Discord goons finally got scared enough of known Nazi Tempus Thales to do the work of making a new bot network to stop Nazis from penetrating their bureaucracy. Given how much they've been whining about Nazis they've been doing we can be confident that no Nazis will be involved in GDN's replacement.
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Thought I'd post an update to my graph too. New accounts are actually increasing, they're half way to double digits daily again. New accounts.
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New accounts, old users.

 

[Loose Goose]

Dipping into The Climate Thread at random always results in a fresh catch of goons on the brink of insanity. The catch of the day is...

Climate Depression: everyone around me is dead

Blind panic: if something is accidentally fixed, that just means we are even more fucked.

Optimists get out! Reeeeeeee!

Your Climate Depression is insufficiently pure Climate Depression. You fucking traitor.

Hay guys, how about doing a terrorism? (Probed for six hours)

Mod steps in to remind user this is a bad fucking idea, especially after SA's own human noodle killed that Nazi.

Since goons are fucking stupid, they continue to fuck around, trying to find out where The Line lies. Except that one guy actually planting trees? That seems wholesome. (They are probably some sort of hellish poison undergrowth.)

Goons, being fucking stupid, continue pushing.

Guillotine fantasies with Captain Planet and the Planeteers (goons)!

Chaser: utter willful blindness to the exact same leftist political violence they are trying to encourage in the same fucking thread.

Tomorrow: the same as today.

 

[Ghostse]

Dipping into The Climate Thread at random always results in a fresh catch of goons on the brink of insanity. The catch of the day is...

Climate Depression: everyone around me is dead
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Blind panic: if something is accidentally fixed, that just means we are even more fucked.
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Optimists get out! Reeeeeeee!
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Your Climate Depression is insufficiently pure Climate Depression. You fucking traitor.
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Hay guys, how about doing a terrorism? (Probed for six hours)
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Mod steps in to remind user this is a bad fucking idea, especially after SA's own human noodle killed that Nazi.
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Since goons are fucking stupid, they continue to fuck around, trying to find out where The Line lies. Except that one guy actually planting trees? That seems wholesome. (They are probably some sort of hellish poison undergrowth.)
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Goons, being fucking stupid, continue pushing.
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Guillotine fantasies with Captain Planet and the Planeteers (goons)!
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Chaser: utter willful blindness to the exact same leftist political violence they are trying to encourage in the same fucking thread.
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Tomorrow: the same as today.

I also am in favor of the killing and forced sterilization of niggers. I guess there is common ground to be found.

 

[Compositesludge]

Dipping into The Climate Thread at random always results in a fresh catch of goons on the brink of insanity.

The most interesting part for me is seeing what sort of logic starts to form within the consciousness of goomers. This exchange about summed it all up:

They're trying to spin murder/executions as inexcusable because they lead to "operation [being] disrupted" in the same way as a protest would. It's a false equivalency which is ridiculous on its face, but I think it's important to look at because of what the poster is trying to do. I think the poster knows better, but is willfully trying to get themselves into a mental state where they can view acts of terror as heroic and necessary. This isn't somebody who's just asking questions, this is somebody with their hand on their gun watching people approach his beloved pumpkins after spending his day writing treatises on property rights.

I'm really not surprised that somebody at SA ended up shooting into a crowd at a protest. I'm just surprised that it took so long. The SA moderation is willing to give leniency to obvious bad-faith arguments trying to justify murder in posts about how the world is definitely, 100% going to end soon, and they shouldn't be too surprised when goons decide that Minecraft is no longer enough.

 

[AnOminous]

Climate Depression: everyone around me is dead

And of course these troons don't ever realize it's their own disgusting and degenerate consoomer/coomer culture that does the most to contribute to all this. If they really believe what they say they should be following Uncle Ted.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Since goons are fucking stupid, they continue to fuck around, trying to find out where The Line lies. Except that one guy actually planting trees? That seems wholesome. (They are probably some sort of hellish poison undergrowth.)

He's got some kind of bootleg nursery setup there. It's not hard to just...plant native plants.

Get on my level

 

[Ghostse]

And of course these troons don't ever realize it's their own disgusting and degenerate consoomer/coomer culture that does the most to contribute to all this. If they really believe what they say they should be following Uncle Ted.

It is terrible our leaders allow a system based on endless, meaningless consumerism to continue to consume our planet.

btw check out my sweet gaming rig I use to play Undertale and my collection of Funko Pops.

 

[Coolio55]

It is terrible our leaders allow a system based on endless, meaningless consumerism to continue to consume our planet.

btw check out my sweet gaming rig I use to play Undertale and my collection of Funko Pops.

What? All of my stupid nerd shit is built with slave labour?
MODS! BAN THIS CHUD FOR HIS RACIST CONCERN TROLLING!

 

[negativlad]

Wait... the industries that produce all the plastics and research chemicals and hormones that I mindlessly squirrel away or shoot up to make my dick tiny and soft and my mind into a psychedelic nootropic soup... they're not the same ones dumping billions of pounds of permanent toxic waste into the air and ground and sea right? No, certainly not, they're the good guys, givers of meaning and purpose. It's the neolib Democraps and those damn dirty chuds and their Rollin' Coal that need to eat goonshot.