🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[multiverse]

Don't know whether it's what you're thinking of, but it illustrates the state of Tess's teats - David LaChapelle's Self-Portrait as a House. Link to @multiverse 's writeup here.

Spoiler: Spoilered for udders.

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My God, she she half her current size then. And she was every Hollywood gay's binge monster worst nightmare then.

 

[NoReturn]

100% that's why she didn't wear a bra, she wouldn't fit in the dress anymore with one. She used to be able to.
And nipple tape and strapless cups wouldn't work on her two ton boobs either.
Surely having poorly supported boobs and no bra would fricking HURT without proper support. Any woman with boobs over a certain size knows that. Im wincing at the thought of boobs being pulled down for ass boobs look, or free range nipples in public against fabric or weather (although is it hot in the US at the moment?)

Is there any part of her body that isn't in pain? Even her hairline and her ego are pulled in and stretched tight.
Yikeeees

Real talk, as many women have been learning over the last year, you can exist painlessly without a bra, even with big tiddies; but the cost is having to work out, remain at a normal weight, stay active, and build muscle. Absolutely none of which can we see Tess doing.
Come to think of it, I don't think she could even do a single push up even if she wanted to. Not just because she clearly lacks the strength, but because her shape wouldn't allow for it.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Did the dress always fit her this badly or has she just gained weight? It looks like she's about to burst out of the front, which is insane considering it's meant to look poofy and whimsical.
Anyone who told her she looked ok is a mean bully who just wants to embarass her.

Another deathfat thing: clothes never fit them or sit on the body how they're remotely meant to, and if they do, deathfat will size out of it in 6 months anyway

Honestly it'd be a worthwhile investment to just get a sewing machine and learn how to make alterations if you were Tess (although working with tulle you might be shit out of luck). But then again washing her face and parenting her child is too much, so probably prioritise that.
Just interesting she seems to have sized out of this, and Fabletics. Maybe she should model for Super Fit Hero and Universal Standard, like mega babe model comyfat JULIANNA. So glam.

And when these fatties bitch about clothing companies being size inclusive, this is what I tell them.
Morbidly obese women carry their fat in weird ways and places.
Yeah, Tess can find jeans that fit, but those upper arms of hers? She needs custom clothing.
There's no way a clothing manufacturer can make clothes for all of the weird body types these people have.

Spend that time you use bitching about clothing companies, and learn to sew instead. Fabric stores have free sewing classes if you buy a pattern and fabric from them, community colleges have sewing and pattern drafting courses, and sometimes the drama departments offer them. That's a good place to learn alterations.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Spoiler: Take a guess

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And the recent one:
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Browsing through her IG, I recalled something: remember Ill Mawm I will Advocate And Fight For With The Whole Hospital?
Kiwi farms remember, but not Tess.

The LEVEL of photoshop in those first two photos!! LOL Bitch you do not look like that

 

[Cripple]

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And the largest. Which with this crowd is an accomplishment.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Tess proved as usual that she’s a broke bitch with that skin-“care” routine. Much like with fabletics, her hair gays & jeni’s ice cream, she quite literally lives off of the freebies she meagerly pulls in off her dwindling clout. She applies for sponsorships, gets some crap in the mail, squeals about it on her Instagram, and then -hilariously- actually uses the garbage she’s paid to hawk.

Most women her age- heck, most women ten years younger- realize that if they want to look nice as they age, they need to start doing at home research, consulting with a dermatologist or at LEAST an esthetician, and building a custom plan to address the specific issues their skin has.

Spoiler: Powerlevel

Tess gets me MATI because I have the exact skin type she has. I’m fucking ALLERGIC to the sun, and I know it, so I wear big vampire hats, always face away from the sun when outside, strategically stand in the shade, and wear 110 SPF. The fact she doesn’t get regular medical grade chemical peels or at least an extraction while indulging in filler and Botox is insane to me.

She should be shelling out the real cash for Le Mer, SK-II, Estée Lauder, or if she HAS to cheap out, at least something trusted and high concentration like The Ordinary or CereVe. Fucks sake, the woman allegedly made a career off her face, and it’s melting and boiling and frying before our eyes into hideous, greasy, dirty leather. She’s the poster child of ruining beauty with laziness and indulgence. Obesity, not even once.

While I don’t disagree with you, this makes the assumption that Tubbers is being remotely honest with her “routine.” Tess is too lazy to use the stairs, can she be expected to keep to a skincare regimen? Deathfats generally don’t like routines if it resembles effort. Tess will eat tubs of Jeni’s ice cream like it’s a routine but skincare? That’s as much of a stretch as her clothes when she tries cramming into a dress several sizes too small. Tess would spring for the more expensive stuff, it’s likely just coming out of whatever government benefits Tess gets for Rylee and Bowie.

 

[Oscar Winner]

I hope this makes sense, because I can't see wtf I'm doing.
As usual, spoilered to save space.

Spoiler: An assortment of horrors

I finally found the photos I was thinking of

Spoiler: Sad titties

Not a great bra, but what can you do with boobs like that anyway? (yes, that is Bowie behind her phone)

This is the one I was really looking for. I think this is the shoot that they hung the dress around her neck because she'd lied about her size again and had to improvise.

New Insta dump. Purple fingers and a terrible manicure, + the usual 'shit skin' observations

A closeup of a different group photo. Good thing her nips hang low, other wise they'd be out.

The fuck is it with this chick and shoes? Clomping around in that dress with platform sole Docs
She thinks she broke Instagram because it went down for a while early this morning (my time)

Is it just me, or does dragging in a ringlight etc. seem kinda obnoxious? I hope they had that room to themselves away from other people, they were loud AF in a few videos I saw.

I doubt Tess knows anything about appropriate colours and seasons, I really only capped this for the bottom comment. They're referencing the vid where Tess is borderline giving her food a BJ. Foul.

Whatever this uwu so emo shit is

Halloween decoration hoard (do people normally do this? It's not really a thing here..) Outside I get it would be fun, but inside, with cushions and stuff?

I came across this when I was looking for the downward dog tiddy pics. How long ago was this written? "Rylee is living temporarily", lol. Did we ever find out why exactly? Speaking of Rylee, I'm wondering why he didn't go to Disney...? I hope it was his choice.

Still doing hot fat-lates

and then gets fat lattes

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

That room looks anything but cozy. Decorative pillows are rarely comfortable in my experience. It looks like she went to TJMaxx and shoveled everything from the Halloween display into her cart. There's barely room on that couch for a normal-sized person, let alone a Tess.

The braided antennae look bad enough, but the cheap butterfly hairclips just... aren't those meant for toddlers?

 

[Pina Colada]

I came across this when I was looking for the downward dog tiddy pics. How long ago was this written? "Rylee is living temporarily", lol. Did we ever find out why exactly? Speaking of Rylee, I'm wondering why he didn't go to Disney...? I hope it was his choice.

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I think the Parents article was published in 2019. As of now, Rylee’s still living with her ex unless Mess wants to drag him into an unwanted Mawm of the Year Instahoe photo-op during visits. Since she got a taste of her own medicine with an unwanted Disney photo-op ( ), it’s safe to assume it was his choice to stay behind and focus on his future.

 

[NoReturn]

I hope this makes sense, because I can't see wtf I'm doing.
As usual, spoilered to save space.

Spoiler: An assortment of horrors

I finally found the photos I was thinking of

Spoiler: Sad titties

Not a great bra, but what can you do with boobs like that anyway? (yes, that is Bowie behind her phone)
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This is the one I was really looking for. I think this is the shoot that they hung the dress around her neck because she'd lied about her size again and had to improvise.

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New Insta dump. Purple fingers and a terrible manicure, + the usual 'shit skin' observations

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A closeup of a different group photo. Good thing her nips hang low, other wise they'd be out.

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The fuck is it with this chick and shoes? Clomping around in that dress with platform sole Docs
She thinks she broke Instagram because it went down for a while early this morning (my time)

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Is it just me, or does dragging in a ringlight etc. seem kinda obnoxious? I hope they had that room to themselves away from other people, they were loud AF in a few videos I saw.

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I doubt Tess knows anything about appropriate colours and seasons, I really only capped this for the bottom comment. They're referencing the vid where Tess is borderline giving her food a BJ. Foul.

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Whatever this uwu so emo shit is

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Halloween decoration hoard (do people normally do this? It's not really a thing here..) Outside I get it would be fun, but inside, with cushions and stuff?

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I came across this when I was looking for the downward dog tiddy pics. How long ago was this written? "Rylee is living temporarily", lol. Did we ever find out why exactly? Speaking of Rylee, I'm wondering why he didn't go to Disney...? I hope it was his choice.

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Still doing hot fat-lates

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and then gets fat lattes

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It's more of a subculture thing in my experience. Outside decorating, sure. It's also a way to tell kids out trick or treating that you're participating. Inside, though, I don't know much about. Not my scene.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Someone mentioned blotting paper earlier for Tess's slimy face and I just envision it disintegrating on contact with her face like wet Kleenex. Someone oughta get one of those Round-up weed killer spray jugs, fill it with face wash, and just let loose on her.

 

[ggalin]

I think the Parents article was published in 2019. As of now, Rylee’s still living with her ex unless Mess wants to drag him into an unwanted Mawm of the Year Instahoe photo-op during visits. Since she got a taste of her own medicine with an unwanted Disney photo-op ( ), it’s safe to assume it was his choice to stay behind and focus on his future.

that just irks me it’s so weird like how are you okay with not being in your child’s life most of the time because they’re too hormonal to live with you? is this what she’ll do to bowie next? he’s too much to handle, so tessy drops him off to the nearest idiot? what kind of values is he getting from a guardian that isn’t related to him? how does he feel about this?

i would feel awful as a parent if i wasn’t there for my child emotionally, and physically. tess holiday might be their biological creation, she is not a mother.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

that just irks me it’s so weird like how are you okay with not being in your child’s life most of the time because they’re too hormonal to live with you? is this what she’ll do to bowie next? he’s too much to handle, so tessy drops him off to the nearest idiot?

Honestly, the sooner Bowie gets away from her, the better. Last thing we want is for him to pick up her eating habits when he's older. Tess's greediness with food is probably the only thing keeping him out of The Deathfat Nursery. When he's older and able to fight her for food, he'll be fucked.

 

[Oscar Winner]

Has anyone ever seen Bowie eat a vegetable? I know he snacked on some cherry tomatoes once according to Tess, but I've only ever seen pizza and spaghetti at mealtimes.

 

[veri]

she’s so fat she can’t even lace her docs all the way
and those are probably the longest shoelaces sold too, she needs custom ones at this point

 

[Snack Cracker]

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she’s so fat she can’t even lace her docs all the way
and those are probably the longest shoelaces sold too, she needs custom ones at this point

Lol the laces are almost completely pulled apart to fit as they are, and I swear I can hear those boots screaming from having her hooves stuffed into them because docs aren’t exactly forgiving and have almost no stretch initially.

Looks like they’re new too, she deserves all the fun of breaking in a pair of docs while being a deathfat.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

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she’s so fat she can’t even lace her docs all the way
and those are probably the longest shoelaces sold too, she needs custom ones at this point

She's so fat and unsteady on her feet these are the only shoes with a heel she can wear for long nowadays.
I can see her in a pair of stilettos, wobbling from chair to chair like a toddler taking their first steps, then falling down in a few minutes.

 

[Water-T]

LOLOL. Tess wore that dress and those retarded shoes because its obvious that she's gotten too fat for 90% of the shit in her closet and getting anything that does fit is going to take lots of time and money. I look forward to seeing her re-wearing her old frocks, especially since she's gotten more elephantine since then.

I'm shocked that Sora Connor hasn't gotten tired of Tess being a literal deadweight for her career. I mean, how many deathfats signed on her Hot Pilates class because of Tess? 1? And they probably quit after the first 5 minutes.

LOLOLOL at Tess using dumb cutesy face filters to give her hearts on her cheeks. I'm sure all the 12 year olds on IG think you're just the kewlest, Tess!

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Her head looks tiny compared to her giant body.

And how the hell is the bodice of that dress staying up? Is it super glued to her flaps? Regular double-sided tape isn't going to work, and I don't see any boning or stays supporting it.
Where are her nipples?

That’s a good question. Her tits are basically deflated beach balls at this point. I guess maybe the rest is so tight it kind forms sculpted containers for them?

Alas, the nipples are peeping out in some shots because our Tess keeps it classy.!

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

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Put your udders away, you cow.