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- 17 Gru 2019
Hey, you--ASS, get down from there!! You are not BOOBS!
🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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Hey, you--ASS, get down from there!! You are not BOOBS!
Ophelia Jones
kiwifarms.net
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- 11 Kwi 2021
at least her friends dress covers shit up properly
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- 17 Lut 2017
Her head looks tiny compared to her giant body.
And how the hell is the bodice of that dress staying up? Is it super glued to her flaps? Regular double-sided tape isn't going to work, and I don't see any boning or stays supporting it.
Where are her nipples?
And how the hell is the bodice of that dress staying up? Is it super glued to her flaps? Regular double-sided tape isn't going to work, and I don't see any boning or stays supporting it.
Where are her nipples?
- Dołączono
- 26 Wrz 2021
If they weren't sponsored posts, I'd just assume she'd gone dumpster diving at Ulta to get some nice-looking bottles and filled the empty containers with whatever grease drippings were left on her plate after her meal.
It's the only way I can fathom someone who washes their face at all being so greasy. This is assuming Tess washes her face outside of sponsored posts and doesn't, as I postulated earlier, just sweat it off.
Simply wiping her face down with a makeup wipe once a day would be a major improvement over whatever the hell she's doing now.
It's the only way I can fathom someone who washes their face at all being so greasy. This is assuming Tess washes her face outside of sponsored posts and doesn't, as I postulated earlier, just sweat it off.
Simply wiping her face down with a makeup wipe once a day would be a major improvement over whatever the hell she's doing now.
Awkward Aardvark
kiwifarms.net
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- 17 Cze 2021
Does this place always get more scary around Halloween or is it just me?!? I don't recall ever seeing rectangular tits before.
Crepidodera fulvicornis
She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
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- 2 Mar 2021
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- 26 Wrz 2021
Last time I saw tiddies that square was when Trisha Paytas got that shit boob job. Trisha had to pay for that and Tess just gets it for free.
Did the dress always fit her this badly or has she just gained weight? It looks like she's about to burst out of the front, which is insane considering it's meant to look poofy and whimsical.
Anyone who told her she looked ok is a mean bully who just wants to embarass her.
Another deathfat thing: clothes never fit them or sit on the body how they're remotely meant to, and if they do, deathfat will size out of it in 6 months anyway
Honestly it'd be a worthwhile investment to just get a sewing machine and learn how to make alterations if you were Tess (although working with tulle you might be shit out of luck). But then again washing her face and parenting her child is too much, so probably prioritise that.
Just interesting she seems to have sized out of this, and Fabletics. Maybe she should model for Super Fit Hero and Universal Standard, like mega babe model comyfat JULIANNA. So glam.
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- 6 Wrz 2017
I mean, I shouldn't be surprised — but wow Two Ton Tessy's skincare routine sucks. It's full of "trendy" brands that rely on low-tier ingredients and a bunch of shitty filler.
Tess has the most god awful pockmarked and red cheeks and nothing in her routine does anything to address it. She claims to use multiple eye products, but her product list is strangely devoid of anything restorative or moisturizing. She has something with squalene, which is basically olive oil and not going to do much for her skin in the state it's in.
Also, as a white woman, she needs to be paying attention to things like freckles and other "staining" of the skin. Nothing she uses addresses this either.
I don't see anything with retinol. At her age and given the condition her skin is currently in, that should be a "must have" product. Retinol generates collagen, resurfaces skin, minimizes the appearance of wrinkles and helps with texture.
That shit-tier combo sunscreen + moisturizer she uses would be fine for a teenager — but for a woman in her mid-thirties, it's probably doing more damage to her skin. IT'S ONLY SPF 30. Horrifying. White women should use nothing less than SPF 50 on their faces. I mean, look at these garbage ingredients. Yeah, real moisturizing /sneed
There's no night cream, no base moisturizer like a hyaluronic acid, no quality oils — nothing the skin of a middle-aged white woman in dry-ass Southern California would need. Her skin is probably dry and thirsty all the fucking time.
As far as her "pore-tightening toner," she's a perfect poster child to show it's absolute garbage. We've all seen her pores. The product itself is, again, garbage suited for teenagers. Tess needs a more robust exfoliant, like lactic acid or mandelic acid.
Niacinamide would do her wonders.
tl;dr Tess' skincare sucks, and her skin is proof of this lol. It's just a bunch of shitty eye creams and Insta-worthy products for teenage skin that provide no benefits for a middle aged woman's skin.
Tess has the most god awful pockmarked and red cheeks and nothing in her routine does anything to address it. She claims to use multiple eye products, but her product list is strangely devoid of anything restorative or moisturizing. She has something with squalene, which is basically olive oil and not going to do much for her skin in the state it's in.
Also, as a white woman, she needs to be paying attention to things like freckles and other "staining" of the skin. Nothing she uses addresses this either.
I don't see anything with retinol. At her age and given the condition her skin is currently in, that should be a "must have" product. Retinol generates collagen, resurfaces skin, minimizes the appearance of wrinkles and helps with texture.
That shit-tier combo sunscreen + moisturizer she uses would be fine for a teenager — but for a woman in her mid-thirties, it's probably doing more damage to her skin. IT'S ONLY SPF 30. Horrifying. White women should use nothing less than SPF 50 on their faces. I mean, look at these garbage ingredients. Yeah, real moisturizing /sneed
There's no night cream, no base moisturizer like a hyaluronic acid, no quality oils — nothing the skin of a middle-aged white woman in dry-ass Southern California would need. Her skin is probably dry and thirsty all the fucking time.
As far as her "pore-tightening toner," she's a perfect poster child to show it's absolute garbage. We've all seen her pores. The product itself is, again, garbage suited for teenagers. Tess needs a more robust exfoliant, like lactic acid or mandelic acid.
Niacinamide would do her wonders.
tl;dr Tess' skincare sucks, and her skin is proof of this lol. It's just a bunch of shitty eye creams and Insta-worthy products for teenage skin that provide no benefits for a middle aged woman's skin.
Oscar Winner
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 25 Sty 2021
While I'm here... Tess with a bra = arse boobs
Tess without a bra = squareboob flat tits
Also, I tried to find it, because I know I've seen a photo somewhere. The reason we can't see her nipples is because they point directly to the ground when they're free-range.
ETA- theory: she wore the dress with no bra because it wouldn't fit with one?
Chucked everything else under a spoiler.
Tess without a bra = squareboob flat tits
Also, I tried to find it, because I know I've seen a photo somewhere. The reason we can't see her nipples is because they point directly to the ground when they're free-range.
ETA- theory: she wore the dress with no bra because it wouldn't fit with one?
Chucked everything else under a spoiler.
Tula must be pretty stupid - "unretouched beauty'
pretending that this, with heaps of 'natural look' makeup
is NOT this in reality
Speaking of which... Fkn LOL. So true. Was that personalised for Tess?
Not much to see here, I'm just ragging on her - looks like recycled from old tyres- shoes (and her elbow)
That "High Tea" shitfest was someones birthday
She's pimping Bowie out again with another taste test. I hope someone grabs it or you can be bothered to go look. I think I've seen a chocolate/candy that Tess legit didn't like. She didn't say it, her face did. So good.
Bowie even has his own intro, so I suppose this really is going to be a thing now
I haven't looked to see what krackcorn is, but they want to send Bowie some (who is a boy btw)
And I think it was @multiverse, but someone here called it - SHE KEPT THE FUCKING WIG!! Aaahahahahahaha!!
pretending that this, with heaps of 'natural look' makeup
is NOT this in reality
Speaking of which... Fkn LOL. So true. Was that personalised for Tess?
Not much to see here, I'm just ragging on her - looks like recycled from old tyres- shoes (and her elbow)
That "High Tea" shitfest was someones birthday
She's pimping Bowie out again with another taste test. I hope someone grabs it or you can be bothered to go look. I think I've seen a chocolate/candy that Tess legit didn't like. She didn't say it, her face did. So good.
Bowie even has his own intro, so I suppose this really is going to be a thing now
I haven't looked to see what krackcorn is, but they want to send Bowie some (who is a boy btw)
And I think it was @multiverse, but someone here called it - SHE KEPT THE FUCKING WIG!! Aaahahahahahaha!!
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RainbowStarlight
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 4 Paź 2018
Of course she has to be the most foul person there. Keep it classy Tess.
taintmisbehavin
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 24 Mar 2020
Emphasis on “dump.”
It’s sweet she’s spending time with her child. Granted, she’s exploiting him in a way even the tabloids didn’t, but attention is attention to tell his parole officer about in twelve years.
100% that's why she didn't wear a bra, she wouldn't fit in the dress anymore with one. She used to be able to.
And nipple tape and strapless cups wouldn't work on her two ton boobs either.
Surely having poorly supported boobs and no bra would fricking HURT without proper support. Any woman with boobs over a certain size knows that. Im wincing at the thought of boobs being pulled down for ass boobs look, or free range nipples in public against fabric or weather (although is it hot in the US at the moment?)
Is there any part of her body that isn't in pain? Even her hairline and her ego are pulled in and stretched tight.
Yikeeees
Crepidodera fulvicornis
She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 2 Mar 2021
And the recent one:
Browsing through her IG, I recalled something: remember Ill Mawm I will Advocate And Fight For With The Whole Hospital?
Kiwi farms remember, but not Tess.
- Dołączono
- 28 Lut 2020
Tess proved as usual that she’s a broke bitch with that skin-“care” routine. Much like with fabletics, her hair gays & jeni’s ice cream, she quite literally lives off of the freebies she meagerly pulls in off her dwindling clout. She applies for sponsorships, gets some crap in the mail, squeals about it on her Instagram, and then -hilariously- actually uses the garbage she’s paid to hawk.
Most women her age- heck, most women ten years younger- realize that if they want to look nice as they age, they need to start doing at home research, consulting with a dermatologist or at LEAST an esthetician, and building a custom plan to address the specific issues their skin has.
She should be shelling out the real cash for Le Mer, SK-II, Estée Lauder, or if she HAS to cheap out, at least something trusted and high concentration like The Ordinary or CereVe. Fucks sake, the woman allegedly made a career off her face, and it’s melting and boiling and frying before our eyes into hideous, greasy, dirty leather. She’s the poster child of ruining beauty with laziness and indulgence. Obesity, not even once.
Most women her age- heck, most women ten years younger- realize that if they want to look nice as they age, they need to start doing at home research, consulting with a dermatologist or at LEAST an esthetician, and building a custom plan to address the specific issues their skin has.
Tess gets me MATI because I have the exact skin type she has. I’m fucking ALLERGIC to the sun, and I know it, so I wear big vampire hats, always face away from the sun when outside, strategically stand in the shade, and wear 110 SPF. The fact she doesn’t get regular medical grade chemical peels or at least an extraction while indulging in filler and Botox is insane to me.
She should be shelling out the real cash for Le Mer, SK-II, Estée Lauder, or if she HAS to cheap out, at least something trusted and high concentration like The Ordinary or CereVe. Fucks sake, the woman allegedly made a career off her face, and it’s melting and boiling and frying before our eyes into hideous, greasy, dirty leather. She’s the poster child of ruining beauty with laziness and indulgence. Obesity, not even once.
Swerf'n'Terf
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 26 Wrz 2019
Don't know whether it's what you're thinking of, but it illustrates the state of Tess's teats - David LaChapelle's Self-Portrait as a House. Link to @multiverse 's writeup here.
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Hasn't Tess already worn that ghastly baby-doll dress that barely contains her ass-chest? What SUPAMODDLE would be caught dead wearing the same thing twice?
Crepidodera fulvicornis
She's exactly like a watermelon, big and round
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
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- 2 Mar 2021
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- 28 Sie 2019
Who lives in a Selkie Dress under the sea?
TWO TONS SQUARE TITS
Absorbant and greasy and porous is she!
TWO TONS SQUARE TITS
If farting on sheet cakes is something you wish
TWO TONS SQUARE TITS
Then drop on the deck and give her a sniff!
TWO TONS SQUARE TITS