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[behindyourightnow]

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Despite looking so much like a laydeee, this poor creature got misgendered violently. Dude probably sounded like a fucking man. He then argues that he passes very, very well and the concept of passing is patriarchal anyway (how?).

Spoiler: Rest of tweet

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Spoiler: Replies and arguing

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I don‘t even think he understood the mockery.

Another troon apparently allergic to lace front wigs. This guy travels a lot and seems employed, there’s no way he cannot afford a better wig. I think terrible AGP wig choices must be partially down to the fact that learning about wigs might involve paying attention to actual women, and maybe even gasp black women, rather than preemptively deciding that they know best.

Also the testosterone. It already makes them more irritable and explosive, so may also lower their inhibitions and make them feel more like taking huge risks just to (not) nut.

But no matter how horny or uninhibited a non-pedo is, they are not going to start filming child exploitation material. You hear about roided men getting into fights and doing generally stupider shit than usual, but they don't suddenly turn into nonces.

I think it is just that a movement that encourages communicating with and grooming of minors explicitly without their parents’ or other adults’ knowledge is clearly going to stand out as a pedo paradise, and therefore attract a very large number of them.

 

[Richard Budgetts Brain]

Bryli's girlfriend Sedonia ruins her women's circle event by bringing him along:

Most women are, deep down, TERFs so once troons start expelling women from womens groups they will find that they quickly become just trans groups.

Not gonna happen for this women's group, look closely:

Sedonia wasn't even the first to bring her "girlfriend" into the group. Either they are all larping as lesbians and using each other as validation or the women want to mold the trannies into better partners than their ex-husbands.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

Another troon apparently allergic to lace front wigs. This guy travels a lot and seems employed, there’s no way he cannot afford a better wig. I think terrible AGP wig choices must be partially down to the fact that learning about wigs might involve paying attention to actual women, and maybe even gasp black women, rather than preemptively deciding that they know best.

I don’t know much about wigs, but lace front requires cutting and blending the lace into the scalp correct? When ive seen them go on it’s done very well but it takes time. A cheap dime-store wig you can just slap on though. Not so much work going into it and frankly, more costume-y.

It would be justice in so many ways.

On one hand yeah, I hope they get the book thrown at them. On the other hand, I can only hope that the actual women in women’s prison would make short work of that fucker. I can’t imagine a trooning pedophile would be that popular. And while a dude can take one woman down, they can’t take a group

This is a shitty take form the troons because dicks are actually the last of their problems. I get the feeling that what ticks terf off with transwomen isn't their dicks, but the male frame, male voice, male socialization, male priviledge, the delusion, and the unwillingness to compromise.

Except for lesbians, maybe, penises are not a main issue AT ALL. This is a reductive point of view, on a issue that needs to be looked at holistically.

seconding this. The penis is meh. It really is the socialization, the sexism, the unwillingness to compromise. It’s like having womanhood mansplained to you.
I’m reminded of the trope of an white American going to India, “discovering” yoga and then going back to California and acting like they’ve been a Buddhist monk for their whole damn lives. It’s insulting.

 

[scathefire]

when my genderometer is pointing at F i'm super sapphic with other women

A literal bearded man is saying this wince-worthy sentence.

i wonder if ftm child exploitation rates come close to the levels among real men
usually the ftms are way below real men in terms of crime rates, but with how many of them are insane sex obsessed lunatics i feel that they might actually come close in this category

I doubt it's as bad as male rates but I do think female pedophiles are even more dangerous than male ones. It tends to be easier for them to get children to trust them and also gain access to lots of children to abuse without any suspicion.

 

[behindyourightnow]

I don’t know much about wigs, but lace front requires cutting and blending the lace into the scalp correct? When ive seen them go on it’s done very well but it takes time. A cheap dime-store wig you can just slap on though. Not so much work going into it and frankly, more costume-y.

I think the ones that take that long to go on can also be worn for a long time, you wear a cap underneath and then can leave the bonded wig on for a week or two. Although, I admit I have Not Having To Wear A Wig Privilege so I am not sure. But I am pretty certain that there is at least a happy medium between a wig that needs to be installed by a stylist and the typical troon Party City wig.

These guys just can't pay enough attention to actual women to realize that an attractive feminine appearance can require a lot of work for many women. They still wouldn't pass if they put in the work, but at least they might earn some grudging admiration for their performance, like drag queens do. Lazy fucks.

You make a good point about the costume. I am not a big fan of drag queen performances, because it's essentially blackface but with women. But like I said, at least they put in work for it. They have some sense of the weight of performing femininity. AGPs on the other hand are like someone who puts on a $10 Spirit Halloween costume and expects to be praised for how awesome and clever it is.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

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WHEN GOING GOTH GOES WRONG

Those fucking feet, holy shit.
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If you told me that was a gay Roman I'd totally believe you.

Just stumbled across a stink ditch that actually made me chuckle.

Spoiler: This will never heal correctly

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Spoiler: absolutely haram

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The only problem with the first picture is that he's not wearing his razor glove.

@admiral

She also collects human bones, as if we needed any more proof that she has serious psychological issues.

I feel attacked rn.

A literal bearded man is saying this wince-worthy sentence.

I will give you a 98.89% probability that this dude doesn't even know who Sappho was or that the isle of lesbos is a place.

 

[Inebriated Raccoon]

His ball sack

So, a surgeon just recieved thousands of dollars to basically staple this troons balls on to his pelvis. What the fuck is going on here? This surgeon didn't even try to make this abomination somewhat presentable.

 

[Inebriated Raccoon]

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The amount of troon implosion if the twitter hugbox ever went down…

An implosion of about 41%.

 

[stcstnr]

I think the ones that take that long to go on can also be worn for a long time, you wear a cap underneath and then can leave the bonded wig on for a week or two. Although, I admit I have Not Having To Wear A Wig Privilege so I am not sure. But I am pretty certain that there is at least a happy medium between a wig that needs to be installed by a stylist and the typical troon Party City wig.

These guys just can't pay enough attention to actual women to realize that an attractive feminine appearance can require a lot of work for many women. They still wouldn't pass if they put in the work, but at least they might earn some grudging admiration for their performance, like drag queens do. Lazy fucks.

You make a good point about the costume. I am not a big fan of drag queen performances, because it's essentially blackface but with women. But like I said, at least they put in work for it. They have some sense of the weight of performing femininity. AGPs on the other hand are like someone who puts on a $10 Spirit Halloween costume and expects to be praised for how awesome and clever it is.

yup, you can absolutely wear a lace front for just a few hours; there's a whole bunch of different levels of adhesives for different purposes. you can have your lace installed by a stylist to last for a month or so; or you can essentially spirit-gum it to your forehead at home and use a dissolver to help remove it later. there's also a cheap styling product (forget the name right now but it's in a bright yellow bottle) that is favoured by many who like to switch up wigs because it has excellent staying power but is easy to remove without needing any other product. like anything, a little bit of practice and patience leads to faster and cleaner applications over time and you can install your own lace front with minimal effort at home pretty quickly - like, 15-30 minutes. for most women making an effort, this is about the amount of time we'd spend styling our hair as readying to go out anyway, so I don't consider it too much to ask. as a wig wearer, the thought of wearing a cheap full cap wig out like the troons do is absolutely horrifyimg

I personally love drag queens and the art and effort involved far outstrips any troons effort since almost the dawn of time. there have been a couple of queens on RPDR who have done the runway basically naked and whose bodies and selves look a hundred times more feminine than any troonaroona out there, including problematic fave Blair White. that's partly because they're the faggiest of fags, but also because they approach drag as a craft that requires skill development; which includes modifying their natural male movements and learning how to accentuate features to appear more feminine. ofc take them off the stage and put them next to an B actual female and the illusion falls apart but they really stand out for their technical skill on stage. cheap full cap wigs get blasted by the judges; your wig has to be a convincing part of the illusion. unfortunately these gays are the first to be targeted by the tranny menace and almost every single one I'm thinking of now at least identifies as non-binary. the dykes fell first but the gays are next.

edit to add more sperg.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

It would be justice in so many ways.

This is a shitty take form the troons because dicks are actually the last of their problems. I get the feeling that what ticks terf off with transwomen isn't their dicks, but the male frame, male voice, male socialization, male priviledge, the delusion, and the unwillingness to compromise.

Except for lesbians, maybe, penises are not a main issue AT ALL. This is a reductive point of view, on a issue that needs to be looked at holistically.

I think the ones that take that long to go on can also be worn for a long time, you wear a cap underneath and then can leave the bonded wig on for a week or two. Although, I admit I have Not Having To Wear A Wig Privilege so I am not sure. But I am pretty certain that there is at least a happy medium between a wig that needs to be installed by a stylist and the typical troon Party City wig.

These guys just can't pay enough attention to actual women to realize that an attractive feminine appearance can require a lot of work for many women. They still wouldn't pass if they put in the work, but at least they might earn some grudging admiration for their performance, like drag queens do. Lazy fucks.

You make a good point about the costume. I am not a big fan of drag queen performances, because it's essentially blackface but with women. But like I said, at least they put in work for it. They have some sense of the weight of performing femininity. AGPs on the other hand are like someone who puts on a $10 Spirit Halloween costume and expects to be praised for how awesome and clever it is.

Agreed. And same, I’ve never worn a wig outside of Halloween so all my knowledge comes from YouTube hairdressers (yeah, I know)

I’m not a huge fan of drag queens but I feel like they gat a pass because, well, they aren’t trying to pass. They’re men who just have a stage persona and there’s a part of me that sees things like Shakespearian theatre and Kabuki Onnagata and think that, well, this is America’s nonsense. It’s so costume-y as to be purposefully ridiculous. Trans on the other hand, for the most part, are acting as women and trying to take over their spaces. It’s bad on a whole other level.
there is/was a whole conspiracy about whether or not trans women could be drag queens a while back which I found hilarious.

 

[One87five0]

there's also a cheap styling product (forget the name right now but it's in a bright yellow bottle) that is favoured by many who like to switch up wigs because it has excellent staying power but is easy to remove without needing any other product.

I think you're referring to got2b glued. I remember some drag queen going on about it once.

 

[remiem]

I just don't get Bryli's girlfriend. She's not a super model, but she's cute and could do waaaay better than "five head" Bryli. Bryli is a legit ugly balding troon, doesn't appear to have much money, and lacks any charm or charisma. Just wtf does she see in him? Did she lose a dare, or is she using him for something? Some will say she's a handmaiden, but even handmaidens don't typically go out with troons, they just suck up to them and maybe pity hang out with them for woke points. What's this lady's deal?

Bryli is a symptom of what is very likely a woman that no normal man wants to touch. She's chased off all the natal males who are still actual men who showed her interest but still wants dick so the answer is very simple; find a man in a dress whose desperate and more willing to put up with your shitty behavior as a result because he wants to be a lesbian SO BAD.

 

[Tom Nook's Gloryhole]

Oh btw you know that book TRANS by Helen Joyce?

The book that a bunch of us talked about getting because of the great reviews about tranny media?

The one that we figured would get brigaded to shit and barely sell anything?

It's kept its place at number 5 in the Amazon charts in the UK for the second week running. Beating out podgy faced turkey twizzler fucker Jamie Oliver.

Suck on that boyclit, trannies!

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

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I think you're referring to got2b glued. I remember some drag queen going on about it once.

I used to use that when I had a hairstyle that needed something strong, it's fucking rubber cement lol. I could do my hair and it would stay for 3 days or so if I didn't wash it.

You could also just throw a tiny amount of water on it and it would basically reactivate itself.

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

Bryli is a symptom of what is very likely a woman that no normal man wants to touch. She's chased off all the natal males who are still actual men who showed her interest but still wants dick so the answer is very simple; find a man in a dress whose desperate and more willing to put up with your shitty behavior as a result because he wants to be a lesbian SO BAD.

Bryli is the troon. Sedonia is the female idiot pretending to be attracted to him.

 

[remiem]

Bryli is the troon. Sedonia is the female idiot pretending to be attracted to him.

I'm aware. I should have said ; Bryli is a symptom. What's happening is very likely that a woman [Sedonia] is a woman that no normal man wants to touch.

Sedonia has pushed all the males out of her life and now has gone for the low hanging fruit [Bryli] whose so desperate for validation and being considered a lesbian that he'll be more willing to tolerate [Sedonia's] behaviors that have scared off all the normal males from her life.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

I'm aware. I should have said ; Bryli is a symptom. What's happening is very likely that a woman [Sedonia] is a woman that no normal man wants to touch.

Sedonia has pushed all the males out of her life and now has gone for the low hanging fruit [Bryli] whose so desperate for validation and being considered a lesbian that he'll be more willing to tolerate [Sedonia's] behaviors that have scared off all the normal males from her life.

Side note:
Imagine being able to drastically change your image and chose a name that you think suits you best and then settling on “Bryli”

 

[Personal Jesus]

He looks like an alien in this picture.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

An alien pretending to be a man, pretending to be a woman.

 

[Marvin]

An alien pretending to be a man, pretending to be a woman.

"it seems to be a peculiar custom among the priestly caste* in human societies to castrate one's self and perform a (perhaps deliberately?) bad impersonation of the species' female sex" - some alien David Attenborough

* priestly caste, of course, because troonism is the sanctioned state religion. It's got absurd beliefs of an innate, unfalsifiable "gender identity", statements of faith ("trans women are women, amen"), tithings, etc.