US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[verissimus]

Fox has an obligation to do its best to avoid getting its journalists in trouble. This was an easy workaround. It'd not be an optics nightmare, but it would be a bad practice to go "hey, get in trouble for our ratings".

And yet that hasn't stopped other networks or newspapers leaking things during Trump's administration, violating COVID regulations when it suited them, and so on and so forth. Please.

 

[Gehenna]

And yet that hasn't stopped other networks or newspapers leaking things during Trump's administration, violating COVID regulations when it suited them, and so on and so forth. Please.

They won't be absolutely destroyed by an entirely partisan Administration. Come on, you cannot go 'please' then just ignore the fact that the Biden Admin would salivate at the chance to throw the book at some fox news journalists breaking a no-fly zone.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

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Nicki could drop some nukes apparently

>Pissing off a black woman
>on PURPOSE
oh lawdy I can not WAIT for the repercussions that will come from this

 

[Oxous]

Seniors can get it but not everyone else I guess. Huh.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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Nicki could drop some nukes apparently

I mean this legitimately and lovingly, Nikki. Please spill the motherfucking tea. They'll never let it go because you got off the plantation. So, might as well go all scorched earth on them.

 

[Trianon]

Yes, but my point is that they decided to rely on Texas local law enforcement as a sort of legal cover to decide to want to report on this. I disagree it would have been an optics nightmare. I don't know why you think that would make Texas look bad since they had nothing to do with FAA regulations especially considering they seem all too happy to help these reporters violate them.

It wouldn't make Texas look bad, it would make America look bad for restricting Texas airspace. But fuck the FAA.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Apparently all the power just went out in Syria.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

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https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1438945997892247560

Yes, but they say sorry so is all forgiven

But when a civilian kills 10 people, the civilians need their guns taken away.

Why should the people give up their firearms but not the government?

#DisarmTheGovernment

 

[gaystoner]

 

[Meat Target]

Apparently all the power just went out in Syria.

Out of the shithole, into the shit puddle.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

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Holy fuck, she's gonna pop, this is gonna be some high quality entertainment.

 

[verissimus]

Apparently all the power just went out in Syria.

Syria civil war 2 : Electric Boogaloo underway?

 

[Blackhole]

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oh fugg it's habbening,she's about to spill the nuclear tea

 

[ForTheHoard]

It's not a Black person thing, it's a US General thing.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=UgPmWopkVF4

Yes, but he's also not wrong. The Corps has a running joke that blacks can't do well on swim or rifle qual. My personal experience matched the trope pretty accurately.

 

[Oxous]

Syria civil war 2 : Electric Boogaloo underway?

Probably just typical infrastructure collapse. Syria's economy has been on life support for the past year or two and they can't afford to do any maintenance, even if most the country is secure and not a warzone any longer.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

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Dare I say, slay 'em queen?

 

[Salubrious]

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Nicki could drop some nukes apparently

Breaking News: Don't piss off angry black women. Anyone with an IQ above 65 knows this already. Black women refuse to even show basic human politeness to black men; now you are going to legit slander one?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Just because no one says they wish they were aborted, which by the way, has happened indirectly with wrongful life suits, doesn't mean that's not a result of essentially criminalizing abortions.

Do their mommies have to do everything for them? You want to die, do it yourself. Mommy doesn't need to commit a mortal sin for your benefit.

 

[make_it_so]

Wanted that second star, huh?

Be interesting to take a look at his medal rack.

Huh, how interesting. They don't have his medal rack up there.

Here he is though. He's on the nomination for Major General (2 Star) right now.

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Face like a sheep killing dog.

I'm guessing this is another one of those officers that racked up the ribbons from being on base rather than in the field?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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I dunno where this side of Nikki came from, but god-DAMN is it delicious.