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The move is an acceleration of President Donald Trump’s executive order declaring English the country’s “official language.”
Sanction bros on suicide watch
Spoilers: "it's not just for furries", it's for Therians and Otherkin!
The Olympic National Forest is going to burn to ashes because they arrested two illegals!
Mahnoor Cheema, 18, has an IQ of 161 - higher than Stephen Hawking and Albert Einstein - and has been offered a place to study medicine at the University of Oxford
“The Wall Street Journal should be ashamed of aiding deep state actors who seek to undermine the President by politicizing and leaking classified information,” Gabbard told the Journal in a statement. “They are breaking the law and undermining our nation”
Crime
North Carolina election official arrested, accused of spiking granddaughters' ice cream with drugs
Republican Roofie Rapist grandpa puts MDMA and cocaine into children's Dairy Queen
This Nigger is not a 'Top Boy'...
What would humanity lose if all Somalis died tomorrow? Assuming they are part of it.
Canadians can rest easy.Your relationship with india is going to be even stronger
Black Batman Chimps out after Tard Spits in Mouth
The United Nations’ Universal Postal Union said it had already been advised by 25 member countries that their postal operators “have suspended their outbound postal services to the U.S., citing uncertainties specifically related to transit services”.
Welcome to country!
Amid pitched debates about masculinity, the “himbo” stands stoically above it all.
ADL big mad about wypipo
Mississippi health officials declared a public health emergency last week in response to the state’s rising infant mortality rate, stating that too many “families are losing their babies before their first birthday.”
Jason Hoopes allegedly texted a high school student that he wanted to bind and sexually abuse the alleged victim at night, "while you whimper and cry."
Business
Food brands are celebrating Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce engagement with freebies – here’s how to get yours
You lazy Americans don't appreciate what you have, so you should hand it over to hard-working immigrants.
Soldiers may be forced to rely on Russian versions of fantasy books
Monday's order calls for the creation of "an online portal for Americans with law enforcement or other relevant backgrounds and experience." Agency heads then "shall each deputize the members of this unit to enforce federal law."
US
Handling crime a strength for Trump as many in US see a ‘major problem’ in big cities: AP-NORC poll
Overall, 53% of Americans approve of how Trump is handling crime – higher than his overall job approval or approval on other issues.
Amazing
The Trump administration has expanded Palantir’s work with the government, spreading the company’s technology — which could easily merge data on Americans — throughout agencies.
EU
Syrian migrant arrested for disfiguring American tourist who was defending frightened German women
Stupid, Uneducated, Amerimutt assualts peaceful stabby migrant.
Homeland Security tells people who ignored deportation orders to leave the U.S. or expect debt collectors, lawsuits and big tax bills
I pledge allegiance
The studio behind Infinity Nikki apologized to Stardew Valley creator Eric Barone after he received a wave of backlash from angry players.
The use of such names is part of a broader strategy that President Trump and his allies are leaning into in his second term.
He should be allowed to stay.T-t-the founding fathers were illegal as well
Mercer University, Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta at Hughes Spalding received threats Wednesday.
Business
A boomer living on Social Security applied to 3,700 jobs in 7 years. He suspects ageism set him back in the job market.
Just shake the employers hand and wear a nice suit.
Gov. Spencer Cox emphasizes a diverse energy future for Utah families and businesses
You’re now going to see a bunch of lefties going out in the streets burning the American flag.
Both Free and Premium accounts can share audio content and send messages to each other.
No matter how far the 27-year-old influencer pushes his bigotry, his influence continues to rise.
Crime
Scott Wolf's Wife Kelley Wolf Arrested on Electronic Harassment Charge amid Posts Doxxing Actor, Exposing Daughter's Texts
Prior to being taken to jail, Kelley shared about her arrest on Instagram Stories writing, "I have done nothing"
US
Trump says he's removing Fed governor Lisa Cook, citing his administration’s allegations of mortgage fraud
Cook, the first Black woman to serve on the Fed's board, said that Trump has no authority fire her and her lawyer said that they would file a lawsuit challenging "this illegal action."
Crime
How a Florida Congresswoman and Her Family Allegedly Siphoned Millions From Taxpayers To Fund Her Campaign
A leading global banking climate alliance has “paused” its activities after losing top European and Wall Street members amid Donald Trump’s ongoing crusade against climate change.
A 48-count criminal complaint has been filed against nine alleged key players in what Home Depot says is the largest targeted theft ring in the business’ history.
How a bunch of bros cooking up bacon-laden stunt food defined a brief, wondrous internet generation
Based Germans!Infidels must allow Gods warriors to kill them.
Foreign workers delivered half of the bloc’s jobs growth since 2022, but populist backlash could shut the door on future gains, ECB chief said.
fork found in kitchen
"Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent is at the top of most people’s ranking of the new gay power structure."
If the center and left succumb to the view that “nothing worked,” no one will remain to defend sensible public-health measures the next time a pandemic comes around.
The former vice president has been raising the funds to pay all of those expenses and to keep the party whole financially. But small donors making those contributions have been left in the dark.
War
Judge tosses Trump administration’s lawsuit against Maryland’s 15 federal judges, calling it a ‘constitutional free-for-all’
Cullen, who was appointed by President Donald Trump, also wrote a scathing rebuke of the Trump administration, saying it is intentionally trying to smear the justice system.
District Court Judge Dianna Gibson made few judgments on the content of the map but declared it unlawful because lawmakers had weakened and ignored an independent commission established by voters to prevent partisan gerrymandering.
Ghaziabad police arrested three in a case where the victim conspired to sever his own private parts, with the assistance of his transgender friends to frame a rival and seize leadership of the local eunuch community.
IN
Maharashtra: Facing online backlash, including from Brahmin group, content creator deletes video promoting religious harmony, apologises
In the now-deleted reel, the man was shown walking into a Ganpati idol shop to buy an idol and selects one he wants to purchase. The shopkeeper’s son then walks in with a skullcap, revealing that the shop belongs to a Muslim family
Photos showed the 33-year-old Socialist, and Democratic Party nominee, was unable to lift a bar loaded with what was said to be 135-pounds off the rack without help
US
Exclusive: The University of Michigan Will End Gender-Affirming Care for Minors Amid Trump Admin Legal Onslaught
Thought it wasn't happening for minors
Business
New GLP-1 pill for weight loss may be closer to reality as drugmaker Eli Lilly says it will file for regulatory approval
Fitness experts caution against jumping into a difficult routine suggested by Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and Pete Hegseth.
Dead Lolcow Game Show News Website has its first article in a month be about non-game show related news.
Crime
Massive speakers and swimming pool in front of mid-century library feature at Exhibit Columbus
with publically accessible bluetooth and pool too shallow for niglets to drown in
Mingus Lucien Reedus allegedly punched the woman to wake her up before choking her and slamming her to the ground, sources told The Post.
Law
Trump to sign executive order ending cashless bail, threatens to revoke federal funding in lax jurisdictions: ‘Obvious threat to public safety’
“Under Attorney General Bondi’s leadership, the Department of Justice is committed to ensuring its resources are spent on arresting criminals, getting drugs off the streets, and crucial litigation,” a spokesman said at the time.
Jon Hallford is already headed to prison after pleading guilty to federal fraud charges.
Flock is watching you, especially my Ex-Wife Becky that FUCKING WHORE.
US
License plate camera company halts cooperation with federal agencies among investigation concerns
A company that installs license plate-detecting camers to aid law enforcement has halted operations with federal agencies because of ongoing concerns among officials in Illinois and elsewhere
Crime
Co-Founder of the Sinaloa Cartel, Ismael ‘El Mayo’ Zambada Garcia, Pleads Guilty to Engaging in a Continuing Criminal Enterprise and Racketeering
"Planetary currently uses magnesium hydroxide to boost alkalinity, the same substance used in over-the-counter antacids. The company adds it at wastewater treatment facilities and power plants, sites that are already discharging water into the ocean."
Crime
Counseling a killer: My small-town beer buddy vented about his creepy teaching assistant all semester — it turned out to be Bryan Kohberger
4chan refuses to pay OFCOM, #PAY OFCOM /sneed
Smart safety measure or a recipe for disaster?
Deporting 'refugees' is not an option, the Australians must be replaced with the 3rd World!
$35 million construction site gets filled with the homeless
The loony left eats itself and on this day it had a buffet.
Crime
US seeks to deport Kilmar Abrego Garcia to Uganda after he refused plea offer in his smuggling case
"One of the unintended consequences of customer-unfriendly changes at Southwest is that now there’s a good chance you won’t be able to bring your carry-on bag onboard. And there’s a good chance you’ll have your carry-on confiscated.”
US
Exclusive: First human screwworm case in US traced to person in Maryland who traveled from Guatemala, sources say
Here's why its a good thing!
Federal court says attacking Star of David is ‘racial discrimination,’ not political protest, setting legal standard for future cases involving anti-Zionist targeting of Jews
UK
Jewish holidaymakers dismantle hillside Christian cross and use stones to create giant Star of David instead
Footage from the clip appears to show audience members with distorted faces, blurred limbs and extra digits
BRICS lashes out with the only tools it has
CS/CS/HB 669 passed unanimously
Words you'll never speak still cause activity in the brain's speech centers.
UK
Far-right anger over asylum hotels is destroying the very idea of refuge – and that’s probably the goal
Protests caused all the immigrant rapes, chud
Let's get trannies in women's sports though
CN
Now Comes the California Fire Sale: China-Based Company Is Buying Up Land Incinerated by Firestorms
"They were complicit in bringing the armed codefendant, Raper, to the incident location and knowing that there would be a confrontation, They knew that Raper had presented a firearm to the victim and made threats to shoot him”
FBI agents entered Bolton's Bethesda, Maryland home at 7 a.m. Friday, as part of a classified records probe.
"Mr. Cotter stated that the bodies were awaiting cremation and admitted that some bodies had been in the room for approximately fifteen years,"
The six-pointed star known as the Magen David or Shield of David, which is now emblazoned on the flag of…
Looks like a Chud.Trumps Amerikkka everyone!
Crime will go down... all you have to do is stop counting it
Bye bye NPR and PBS
Crime
Lil Nas X arrested for battery of a police officer, according to Los Angeles County Sheriff inmate records.
EU
‘I thought he was going to rape me’: in France, a "vagabond" breaks into a woman's home and sexually assaults her
Love at first sight.
And an attack on Chinese tourists as a bonus. Don't thank me.
The latest statistics confirm the social chatter that Las Vegas tourism has hit a dramatic low, with some even calling Vegas an experience of the past.
1st year player, Noah Knigga, decides to capitalize on the controversial spelling of his last name
Police said the two men were wearing bulletproof vests and had some sort of badge around their necks.
Business
A guy in California is suing Microsoft for discontinuing Windows 10, demanding free extended support
One San Diego man is taking on Microsoft in a bid to save Windows 10.
Israel gave final approval Wednesday for a settlement project that would effectively split the occupied West Bank in two, possibly destroying hopes for a future Palestinian state.
California governor’s social media campaign peps up Democrats and positions him for 2028 White House bid
Horses shitting in park bad. People shitting in park good
"In a statement, Sarj Dhaliwal, owner of Junk Be Gone Disposal, said one of his employees took a company vehicle without his knowledge and illegally dumped the garbage."
Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell received a standing ovation in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, on Friday. Powell said the central bank could soon resume cutting interest rates.
All boxers, including Algeria's Imane Khelif, who won Olympic gold last summer amid scrutiny over a disputed failed gender eligibility test conducted by a different body, will be unable to compete without a test which reveals their biological sex.
Russia finally gets the Nakhimov out of the repair yard
The three-judge panel ruled unanimously that the restaurant’s owners, Glenda and Bud Duling, had put their employees at serious risk from “a potentially deadly disease,” and they also rejected the Dulings’ argument that the fine was excessive
Would you have been fooled? Check out the photos
Jew shoots at semites who he thinks are Palestinians. They were Jews who afterwards posted “Death to Arabs” before finding out he was Jewish. This is a fucking bar joke.
A nice feel good story for everyone
getting into a bar requires more paperwork than buying a house
12 heartbreaking photos just aren't working on the Greeks anymore
The owners are 'Non Whites' surprise suprise...
EU
EU cave in on vehicle trade rules will cost European lives as US pick-up trucks flood into Europe
Thanks to the efforts of President Trump, Eurofriends will now be able to buy trucks 🙂
Man avoids deportation as judges say he has ‘well-founded fear of persecution’
Election cheating...... is real?!?! I thought that was a conspiracy?
The settlement comes after Fox News Channel paid $787.5 million to settle a similar lawsuit in 2023 and Newsmax paid what court papers describe as $40 million to settle a libel lawsuit from a different voting machine manufacturer, Smartmatic
Please saar do the security needful!
US
Troubled mom (Emily Long) who killed husband, 2 kids in murder-suicide made sad admission, posted ominous TikToks weeks before tragedy
Is this the new female Christ Watts or an example of a growing trend?
"What was going on in that head of hers? It was exasperating, really, Mae thought, not knowing. It was an afront, a deprivation, to herself and to the world."
TACO!TACO!TACO!TACO!
Crime
Ex-Space Force sergeant Orest Schur sentenced to 54 years in prison for fatally shooting suspected teen car thief
“The defendant took the law into his own hands, chasing down a fleeing vehicle and opening fire on its occupants. A 14-year-old boy will now never grow up because of the defendant’s actions.”
his local news station wrote about his death
We’re mortality experts. There are a few things that could be happening here.
Getting “Doged”
Law
Need a Court-Appointed Lawyer in North Texas? You Might Get One With a White Nationalist Tattoo.
Antifa Journalist and Kiwi Farms hater Steven Monacelli tries to fingerwag someone he doesn't like after failing to take down people he doesn't like multiple times.
“For the last 3-5 months it’s been smelling really bad in here,” Trotta said.
How the Bop House, an OnlyFans influencer group, conjures a fantasy of young girls having a horny sleepover.
Crime
‘They Were Going to Kill Me’: Black Trucker Ambushed by White Mob with Bulldozers and Guns in North Carolina Landfill Tried to Flee Then They Accused
Him of ‘Hijacking’
White people can’t “originally invent anything more than they were able to invent good music."
War
Trump announces he'll helm movement to eliminate mail-in voting and voting machines: 'FIGHT LIKE HELL'
The push comes after meeting with Putin where the Russian leader said it was ‘impossible’ to have honest elections with mail in voting.
Jade Damarell, who lived in Caerphilly, died after crashing onto a farm following a skydive earlier this year
European nations have fallen far behind in economic dynamism and military clout. Will the continent that once ruled the world become a bystander to history?
Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer called the removal a “cruel political act.”
Crime
Conspiracy theorist podcaster Tobias Nuttall charged with the murder of a 30yo woman in Bassendean
Is this the one that finally makes Americans say fuck borders?
"If the black lady doesn't do what I want, I'll reinstate Jim Crow laws." —Virginia Democrat
"India stands alone in its potential to manufacture at China-like scale for products that can't be quickly or efficiently produced here, like textiles, inexpensive phones, and solar panels." - Nimarata Randhawa
D.C.'s gay bar owners say checkpoints, heavy police presence, and fear of profiling are driving customers away and slashing weekend revenue.
The end of the policy, once championed by some Republicans on economic grounds, is creating chaos on college campuses
The fake charity took nearly £50,000 in donations before vanishing
Culture
’Ironheart’s Rotten Tomatoes Audience Score Hits 32% Thanks To Review Bombing Hours Before It Premieres
Believe it or not, a black guy told me about this story
More than 40% of hired farm laborers in the U.S. are immigrants without legal status.”But again, as we see a shrinking labor supply here in this country with lower birth rates, baby boomers retiring at increasing rates we've got to make up the difference”
One of those detailed [sic] was a 17-year-old boy with Down syndrome