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PATRIARCHY CRUSHER
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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- 27 Maj 2013
If only there was some sort of way that speds could identify themselves in public so that well adjusted people could avoid them. Oh wait, bike helmet with retarded writing on it and bad Crayola art taped to it.
Also poor Crayola. They sell products that help children be creative but also are forever linked to man children as well.
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- 10 Lut 2017
So why is Phil not finding cishet male friend requests until 9/5/2017? Is there something special about that date or is it completely arbitrary?
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- 24 Mar 2013
New profile pic, the crossed eyes are a nice new touch!
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This pic is a repeat but the comments are interesting. I'd assumed it was a pic of some generic roller derby babes that were supposed to be imaginary friends for Phil () but it's meant to be four representations of Phil through the years, oldest on the right and the newest on the left. Bace-Jeleren must be fucking blind though because none of them look remotely like how he's ever looked.
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Natalie Caroline Williams Nice artwork
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Isabel Araujo Not my work , Bace-Jeleren on Tumblr did this for Me to get me out of depression
A friend drew this for me a while
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Natalie Caroline Williams Am I wrong in assuming these are you?
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Isabel Araujo No, all four of those characters are Me through the years
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Isabel Araujo Most recent left to earliest right
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Natalie Caroline Williams That's really cool
None of that traced bullshit looks anything like Phil. Even the "pre-tranny male" Phil looks more effeminate than the real "translatinstinks" Phil. Obviously, none of them is anywhere near Phil's lumpy, doughy physique. Even Helen Keller could see that Phil's full of shit when he claims that's supposed to be him at different phases in his life.
The only thing even remotely related to "patriarchy" that Phil has ever crushed is his tiny tater tots between his thunder thighs.
Most likely some bullshit about evil CIS-HET males "reminding" him of his make-believe rape by his father around the "anniversary". In other words: one of those stupid childish tactics attention whores like Phil use where they say "don't ask me" or "I don't want to talk about it" when they actually want people to ask them so they can talk about it. Like everything Phil does, it's lazy attention seeking behavior.
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That is an insult to the noble and actually South American guinea pig.
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- 15 Sty 2014
Is "guinea pig" really the comparison you want to make when you're a fat hairy guy with prominent front teeth?
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- 27 Maj 2013
As what? lol Official helmet tester or is he the new potato themed mascot?
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- 19 Wrz 2013
They're probably using him to test the most effective ways to not answer calls.
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- 15 Sty 2014
We've got the wrong end of the stick. Greta has seen how Phil cycles through the same set of lies over and over again and never gets called out on it, and wants to know more.
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- 15 Cze 2014
Guinea pigs have similar teeth as Phil, but are a much better companion.
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They have one more thing in common, though; when a guinea pig gets excited they'll actually bounce and squeak (it's called "popcorning"). It's actually adorable in guinea pigs, though, and not terrifying as fuck.
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- 15 Sty 2014
All of Phil's attempts to appear cute come off as creepy, so at least he's consistent.
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- 27 Mar 2015
Damn, how many tard helmets does he have?
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Both too many and nowhere near enough.
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- 24 Sie 2014
A team of ogres as cycling enthusiasts. Totally believable.
Guinea pigs are skittish as fuck, just like Phil.
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- 29 Gru 2014
You know when you're doing grown-up stuff and a toddler/little kid asks if they can help, so eventually you give them some insignificant task to let them feel like they're helping and are a part of whatever it is you're doing? That's exactly what Greta's doing with Phil here. That is, if this isn't just a self-appointment, which is possibly the only thing that could be more pathetic than that.
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- 14 Kwi 2014
Rats do it too. I believe it's common behaviour in all rodents. It's just... well they're small furry animals and he's a fat autistic man child so when he does it he looks retarded.
Basically it's Blood Bowl, but with cycling. Meh, still not as dumb as dykes on bikes...
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- 9 Sty 2015
ADF isn't as smart as prey animals is the bottom line, I guess. (Nor anywhere as cute)
Also, they know to run from danger instead of inviting it into their house.
Also, they know to run from danger instead of inviting it into their house.
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- 17 Sie 2015
I actually think this is way more likely. Phil probably came up with it, and Greta probably said, "Sure, fine, whatever."