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- 12 Maj 2015
"Power Level: Beta"?
Oh, the irony...!
Oh, the irony...!
Containment Random Chris Updates
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- 3 Cze 2016
Chris creates new autism papers as a money making scam, how lovely.
Maybe he'll set his house on fire again.
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- 3 Cze 2016
It won't be lucrative this time around, so I seriously doubt it.
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- 3 Sie 2014
I'm not surprised that Chris is a mutant. Motherfucker has two different colored eyes. That must at least warrant an invitation from Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters.
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- 4 Kwi 2013
Not to mention that his eyes seem to work independently of each other. Always the sign of a healthy brain.
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- 27 Kwi 2015
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- 3 Lut 2013
There needs to be a nostalgia rating. I miss that tubby little guy.
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- 30 Lis 2016
he would probably whine about how hard it is and freaking out the others by showing his "womanly parts"
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- 27 Gru 2014
The only super speed chris exhibits is spending his tugboat on toys every month.
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Chris was in a library?
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- 18 Lip 2016
How else could he prove how intelligent he is?
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Colouring inside the lines?
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- 4 Maj 2016
well he did sweetheart search there a few times
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There's a thought. What would Chris do with super speed on his sweetheart search?
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- 3 Cze 2016
Chris' Real Mutant File:
- Autism
- Mentally Exceptional
- Muscle Wasting Disease
- As hairy as an Italian
- Poor Vision
- Speech Impediments
- Male Pattern Baldness
- Delusional Disorder
- Several Overlapping Personality Disorders
- Inappropriate Boundaries with Mother, Authorities, and Women
- Spermatophelia
- Micro Lady Duck (without the use of female hormones)
- Fecal Incontinence
- Two different colored eyes
- Strange Odor
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- 18 Cze 2016
'Festivus'....... sounds like a horrible disease to me. Just say "Happy holidays and a merry chrismas" just like normal people do.
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- 28 Lip 2015
"Needlessly Air out their grievances" is a great CWC-ism for "criticize me for my manchild lifestyle, while I shit myself and do nothing."