🤮 Gross Rain Florence / Linzi Panhorst - Skinny Bitch Obsessed with Extended Breastfeeding and Only Eating Fruit

[glass_houses]

Is that why you're not telling us about vaginal care?

I do not shove cucumbers up my vagina, only zucchini. Cucumber seeds are bad for vagina dentata. The seeds blunt the teeth. Zucchini have no seeds and can be easily masticated. That's why zucchini are the vegetable of choice when training for penis mastication competitions.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

I do not shove cucumbers up my vagina, only zucchini. Cucumber seeds are bad for vagina dentata. The seeds blunt the teeth. Zucchini have no seeds and can be easily masticated. That's why zucchini are the vegetable of choice when training for penis mastication competitions.

I reckon it is also because zucchini are larger as well?

 

[bacterium]

I do not shove cucumbers up my vagina, only zucchini. Cucumber seeds are bad for vagina dentata. The seeds blunt the teeth. Zucchini have no seeds and can be easily masticated. That's why zucchini are the vegetable of choice when training for penis mastication competitions.

Hawt.

 

[glass_houses]

Not at all. For some reason only one variety is grown and sold where I am, despite it being a staple for many, and it grows very small. Besides, if my vagina gets any wider, someone like yourself would find themselves completely ineffectual.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Not at all. For some reason only one variety is grown and sold where I am, despite it being a staple for many, and it grows very small. Besides, if my vagina gets any wider, someone like yourself would find themselves completely ineffectual.

There's always anal

 

[glass_houses]

There's always anal

So you would rather cover your penis in faeces than merely abstain? Maybe the Farms are due for a "Nick Bate The Second" thread. Or perhaps you might want to call in at Rain Florence's place. I guarantee her colon is empty because she's an anorexic.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

So you would rather cover your penis in faeces than merely abstain? Maybe the Farms are due for a "Nick Bate The Second" thread. Or perhaps you might want to call in at Rain Florence's place. I guarantee her colon is empty because she's an anorexic.

Condoms must be a foreign concept to you.

 

[glass_houses]

If you want to risk it go right ahead. I won't volunteer mine though, I have standards. My shit is high quality. Rain or CWC might be more up your alley though. Or the other way around as it were. Make sure that you film those fifteen seconds Your own entry on the Encyclopedia Dramatica may well be the only taste of immortality that you ever get.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

If you want to risk it go right ahead. I won't volunteer mine though, I have standards. My shit is high quality. Rain or CWC might be more up your alley though. Or the other way around as it were. Make sure that you film those fifteen seconds Your own entry on the Encyclopedia Dramatica may well be the only taste of immortality that you ever get.

High quality shit, eh? How exactly do you go about measuring the quality of faeces?

 

[glass_houses]

High quality shit, eh? How exactly do you go about measuring the quality of faeces?

It's composed of pure gold that solidifies as soon as it hits the water, and smells only of the very best perfume. I am the highest exporter of gold in the country. I'm making a fortune from my own shit.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

It's composed of pure gold that solidifies as soon as it hits the water, and smells only of the very best perfume. I am the highest exporter of gold in the country. I'm making a fortune from my own shit.

Then perhaps I would want my cock covered in your faeces. If I can just scrape it off and sell it for a profit, sounds like a solid plan to me. Get laid, and get paid.

 

[Trombonista]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=aj526jhBmn0;list=UUHuQbufcFHM7LsSMPYqvbPQ

She looks miserable in that thumbnail.

 

[bacterium]

It's composed of pure gold that solidifies as soon as it hits the water, and smells only of the very best perfume. I am the highest exporter of gold in the country. I'm making a fortune from my own shit.

I am as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

She looks miserable in that thumbnail.

Probably because she has a vag full of vinegar.

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PICKLE A CUCUMBER, RAIN.

 

[glass_houses]

She looks miserable in that thumbnail.

'Miserable' implies an awareness of how awful your life is, and the crushing realisation that you are completely responsible for your own fuck ups. Rain is a narcissist and a rather dumb one at that. Her life is fantastic as far as she's concerned. She's just physically uncomfortable because she's sitting in a bucket.

 

[Smarmy]

Then perhaps I would want my cock covered in your faeces.

Gotta commit this line to memory next time I'm out looking for a booty call.

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Gotta commit this line to memory next time I'm out looking for a booty call.

Gimme a call anytime, cause for a fee I'm happy to be your backdoor-man.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Probably because she has a vag full of vinegar.

THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PICKLE A CUCUMBER, RAIN.

Thank you! Finally someone made the pickle joke. I was wondering if I was going to have to do it.

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

I want to see her get trepanned and then pickle her brain with vinegar.

 

[glass_houses]

I know that's you, Phoenix Gibran. But anyway, here's the Fig Theory vid:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=NXbiRY6ZZfg
"I'm uhh... just gunna um... cut open this cantaloupe" *glances awkwardly at the camera*

Did anyone archive this?