🐷 The Killstream General Discussion Thread - Discuss Ethan Ralph's stagnant Killstream and his appearances on other shows.

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Blue Gunty powiedział(a):
this was her twitter profile photo
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She's a fan of filters. She's a fat pig, but I'll agree Ralph has done worse. Pretty much everything Ralph has done has been bad.
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Sam Losco's Wife powiedział(a):
I used Jewgle as a reference.
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That's some nice detective work there, Lou. Keep this up and you'll make Sergeant.

Also, I stand by my initial assessment.

I don't care if it's all Kayfabe, this is the most fun Ralph has been since he was riding his horse 'round the world. *checks Rumble* Too bad it has had *zero* effect on his dying video blog.
 
Die For Me! powiedział(a):
"The anticipation is the best part, the builld is the best part... I mean when the climax comes I mean it's over, right? you wanna stretch it out....the anticipation.........that's the best part.....That's the real story telling...."
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Like this tiny-dicked loser doesn't shoot off in a West Memphis minute.
 
3/13/25 - Rapers Remorse? Ralph Sells TRR Domain for Pocket Change as Donations Dry Up, Promises Cooking Show in Order to Keep Streak Alive
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After Ralph announced he completed Phase 1 of reviving the Sektur yesterday, Ralph would begin Phase 2 where he pretends the previous shows never happened, and also refrain from even hinting at this weeks activities altogether. Well, i'm certain this is all part of Ralphs villainous, Triple H tier plotline, and not some kind of lazy damage control after realizing too late how controversial such a move he admitted to making could be. Either way, i'm certain that Ralph must have some incredibly pressing retorts today that outweigh the need to make his supporters udderstannnd the intricacies of raping his sons grandmother. No doubt in my mind today's illustrious keelstream will be filled to the brim with guests, content, and life changing retorts you cannot get anywhere else on the internet: from the top on down!

Ralph Falls Asleep During Interview​
During an interview with a schizophrenic homeless bum with nothing to say, Ralph finds himself falling the fuck to sleep again on the illustrious keelstream

And another one! Listen to Ralphs snout exhaling his shit-breath all over the microphone he's collapsing onto! :lit:

Ralph gets called out by a female gay-log no one has ever heard of before over being on Xanax and falling asleep, Ralph begins screaming at them for the rest of the interview, revealing he knows all about them and has been stalking their activities outside of trolling him in his chat:

Ralph comes back from getting a coffee and states that he just got a message from a Senorita with a big butt, boobies, and has all of her teeth if you want to know the truth about it (0:00), Ralph once again touts how great it is that he hates 99% of women and how they're all made to be sows (1:25), "They [women] should be locked up in camps and treated as sub-human" (2:25), "I like hating women Wayne. That's what you don't understand this is a hobby of mine, this is how I've got known, i wanna hate women!" (4:10), Ralph wants to make a baseball bat with "Dumb Bitch Award" engraved on it (7:15)


Piggy Bank Status: Busted​
Last month, Ralph stated he renewed his TRR domain again, covering all the way up to 2029 in order to keep @Haru Okumura from purchasing his legacy domain. Today however, Ralph has received an offer from Indians to purchase it from him for $500 dollars in order to use it as a front for crypto scams, to which Ralph accepts it without a counter offer:

Since Ralph cannot make red bar go up, he decides to waste everyone's time by clipping digital coupons that will save him a whopping $3 dollars:

Ralphs red bar still refuses to go up despite turning computer on. Which is weird, because when Ralph turn computer on, red bar go up. But now that he rape grandma, red bar no go up? In order to make his remaining paypigs cough up their entire wallet, Ralph promises to do a cooking show if he hit da ghouuuuul:

Later, Ralph grifts off DSP since he's been forced to extend his show 3 additional hours to hit da ghouuuuul:
Ralph is shocked to hear that DSP is not a petty faggot that will release personnel DMs between parties he's not in favor of anymore (0:00), Someone donates $5 dollars to DSP asking if he will co-host his Smark Guys show with Ethan Ralph, to which DSP says he will consider it (1:00)

It appears that after raping an elderly women, Ralph has now unwittingly unleashed his own dimensional merge that may now combine the evil forces of gay-logs and detractors against him for the first time ever. Whether or not DSP will accept speaking to a Rapist every night, or if Ralph will just run away after realizing how many detractors will want to make pulled-pork out of him, remains to be seen.

Bonus Clips:
Ralph gets really mad over ppps lazy hulk holgan impression and does his own:

Ralph is such a poser retard he doesn't even know what a "pigroach" is:

Just a random highlight of Ralphs now audible breathing. Whether Ralphs irregular breathing patterns are becoming heavier, or simply his noise cancellation malfuctioning is unclear:
 
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People fail to factor in that while traditional m/f coitus has the lowest chance of transmission, thumb/butt transmission could be much higher.
 
3/14/25 - Ralphafinance Crises Confirmed as Donators Abscond, theralphretort.com Officially Sold to Pajeet for a Pittance
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Ralph has officially sold his leg-uh-cee domain theralphretort.com to a bunch of Indians who will be using it for what exactly? We don't know, because Ralph is so desperate for cash he never bothered to even ask (0:00), But don't worry Killstream bros, because Ralph purchased ralphretort.com to save face (0:20), "I don't really care if it is an a-log, but I did sell theralphretort.com" (0:35), Ralph calls the parting of his soul "the end of an era" as he begins a new brave chapter of his life selling the floor boards to fuel his hat addiction (0:50)

noir.png Now waiduh minute! Wasn't Ralph just documented a month ago stating he would rather commit suicide than let an a-log have his legacy domain?!

WHAT HAPPENED KING?! It sounds like something behind the scenes is leaving the Ralphafinancials in a bad way. You want my opinion? I think Ralph is spending EVERYTHING on his on-going court battles with his wife to see his daudurrrrr whom he lovvveeeesss so he can also steal her innocence like he did his sons. uh-mayzin!
Speaking of, I'd like to propose to the Senate floor that our beloved ruler @theralph should have his "the" absconded with since he sold it to a bunch of stinky pajeets. CONFISCATE HIS ADJECTIVE!!!!

Continuing on with the Ralphafinance Crises:
Ralph could be seen almost 5 hours into his show with less than $60 Dollars harvested from tard wallets.
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So on-top of the bonus cooking show he had to promise in order to hit the goal yesterday, Ralph now had to promise an additional Fuck Andy Warski Festival so he can hit da ghouuuul.
After ferociously clanking away at his keyboard, Ralph would be bailed out with one single donation made by user "waffins" for $142 dollars.

Extended Seethe​
Now that Ralph is stuck on his show for another couple of hours, Ralph would decide to theorize exactly how this Fuck Warski Festival would come about. During this, Ralph would get extremely angry reading Sneedchat and make some comments about his tardski brother Evan "Punished" Ralph:
"I have medical control over his life, I didn't take any of his property" (0:10), "I'm his guardian, legal guardian" (0:15), Ralph promises that the center Evan is staying at has been warned that a bunch of homosexual logs will come and attack the center because he is incredibly famous, and logs of wood are actually very hungry for tard flesh if you want to know the truth about it (0:45), "It's not free reign on who all can visit him." (0:50), Ralph confirms the location of his Brother to be in Spartanburg, South Carolina (1:00).

This may come to a shock to one of our very special readers, but did you know that Ethan is responsible for Evans care, comfort, and maintenance for whatever facility he's been currently tossed into? Indeed, most of these facilities actually have a yearly review with the guardian in-person at the facility to check up on the individual and see to it that their needs are being met. Does Ralph do any of this? No. The only thing we can confirm is that Ralph does at least read e-mails the facility frantically sends him about his brother's worsening state. And yes, Ralph does know his brother's health is fleeting.
Don't believe me? Here's a clip from September of last year, where Ethan brags that he knows for certain he will be outliving his brother, and can therefore use his dead body to evade property taxes:

:diddler: "dey sed he wouldn't live tew be twelve" - Ethan Ralph, drooling over his brother's decaying body for tax evasion purposes. uh-mayzin!

Things cannot possibly get worse from here, right? Of course they can! Here's Ralph stating he'll take it "all the way to the limit" when it comes to his enemies children. Why did he say this? To defend Melton against the gay-lawgs in Sneedchat telling him Melton in the Fuck Warski Festival is a bad idea:


Lastly, Ralph dedicates a song "For the dumb bitch Haru" and ends the show:
 
Rodeo Roadrunner powiedział(a):
Ralph unironically has fallen in love with Haru at this point. An anonymous anime avatar profile who he has never spoken to besides textual chat. Honestly sad.
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He started playing Persona 5 Royal to better understand Haru but he doesn't understand the social links to get along with his party members and he can't get past the first castle.
 
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