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Lilly Contino✡︎ (Powerword: Nick Contino, DOB: February 6th, 1993) is an ex-game dev, ex-junkie, and ex-man. He is now a professional 'IT'S MA'AM'-er and makes ALL of his income through live foodie outings in which he is inexplicably rude to restaurant staff and shows off his disgusting eating habits. He will regularly send back food, flag down waiters like dogs, and interrupt them when they're serving other tables. He also makes a spectacle of dragging his disgusting mouthbits all over the dinnerware while expecting service with a smile. Nick is perhaps the go-to example when it comes to the entitlement of trannies, and how ridiculous it is to play their game.
MUH TRAGIC PAST.
Nick Contino was born in Atlanta, Georgia. Naturally being the only huwhite kid in skewl, he was a prime target for verbal and physical abuse from Brayquon and Treyvonté. Unable to take the jewing, he shimmied his ass all the way down to Florida to some cushy elite private school called The Out-of-Door Academy in 2007 and graduated 2011. It's one of those K-12 schools. Of course unable to hide his flamboyance and ffaattnneessss, he was ridiculed here as well. At least the theater troupe is always there to extend a hand to the downtrodden and pathetic!
(He's the cowardly lion. Oh the irony...)But that's not all, his mother Nina Contino also worked as a treasurer for the PTA. (((hmmmm)))
(sauce) (pdf attached below*)
After graduation we see Nick jump headfirst into a decade-long spiral of drugs. Cannabis use was heavy, and he was dependent on benzos.
What was Nick up to in that time? Here's his handy dandy resumé! (Archive)
Certain members of the board will enjoy this statement:
That's a lot of work done for a junkie. Good job, sport! The most prominent of his endeavors is Ryu Games. It's just your average
In a 2021 article with PocketGamer (archive), he gets into the specifics of this slimey business venture.
Second article (archive)
In an article published by Daily Mail, (archive) Nick gives a comprehensive reflection of his life, his various mental health issues, and his drug abuses. He also admits that animuus, vidya, and crossdressing goaded him into transitioning. Given his propensity for blowing things way out of proportion, take everything he says here with a grain of salt.
THE TRANSENING.
Nick's brainmeats have been working against him since he was a little grubber. Having been prescribed benzodiazepines (specifically clonazepam) for sleepwalking since he was ten — and having been abusing them since his late teens — his brain is essentially gigafried and it's no wonder he comfortably slid into the trans grift. Nick is also a prime example of the grubby-entitled-male-to-MtF pipeline (AGP flavor). Couldn't cut it as a belching nasty entitled prick so he made the genius decision to transition to... a belching nasty entitled prick. Still, having kicked the drug habit, he skipped town and headed to San Francisco so he could live out that true sissy lifestyle. He came out as 'Lilly' in January of 2022, and thus the tru and h0n3st retardation began.
Like 101% of MtFs, Nick had that classic crossdressing fetish, and was the talk of the town at all the cosplay get togethers.
3/13/24: As of writing this OP, Nick has plans to get the dick chop (funded by viewers like you!) in April. He promptly took the opportunity to beg for useless crap and shill his amazon wishlist.10/11/2024: It has now been a little over half a year since Nick's supposed dick chop appointment, and he still hasn't gotten it. Just wanted to save everyone the time of going through the thread to see some fresh amhole. There won't be any.5/25/25: More than one year after writing this OP, and Nick still hasn't undergone SRS.
OnE WeeK LaTeR: What's on the list?
take a look.
(Doordash Gift Card has 13, NEEDS 100
)
gimme moniessss
you know an AGP amazon wishlist wouldn't be complete without the c00m. you thought you were safe, huh? sex toys and lingerie be upon ye.
you get the idea now. not really any essentials.
This wishlist is privy to change as the simps keep gobbling it up. Keep track of progress [here].
THE ENTITLEMENT.
Nick was first brought to widespread attention (and criticism) through his eugh.. 'mukbang' TikToks, where he is seen being very passive aggressive with servers and managers, many of whom don't speak English as their first language. (Many of these have now been baleeted off the app, but not before they were spread far and wide by disgusted onlookers.)
He also once got the phone number of a concerned viewer who wanted to warn the owner of a restaurant he was currently at. He proceed to wave around this tidbit of information like the true bully and Karen that he is. He will also get his adoring fans to swamp places with false reviews. Good or bad, this is obviously a shitty thing to do.
Although one time he nearly came to blows with a genuine TERF. Genuinely hilarious exchange but since we don't see the full clip it's hard to say who started it.
But even when he isn't harassing employees he still manages to be a massive pussy in other ways like crying when his fries aren't up to snuff, or getting pissy because the food packaging had bible verses printed on it "without his consent." Yes, really! He will also whine like a bitch when having to endure the unbearable sound of a box truck backing up for more than 15 seconds.
Where are your manners?
If the videos above haven't made it clear already. Nick absolutely must show you all 38 of his yellow gapped teeth and rancid tongue when shoveling food into his man-mouth. He must also make sure that no molecules of yum-yums evade his tastebuds, resulting in videos like:
He also can't keep his fingers out of his mouth. It only looks cute and dainty when women do it, Nick.
He sends food back.
Nick isn't just rude to the servers, he's an equal opportunity nuisance! He will send back food to the kitchen whilst fabricating some retarded sob story like "I'm recovering from a caffine addiction and I don't want to relapse" (lol) despite the fact that he had already finished a full cup of mint green tea. Or maybe "I really fucking hate thyme. Can you take this perfectly fine drink back and remake it? No I cannot be half-assed to remove a sprig of GARNISH from a drink."
What about sending back perfectly good food that is designed to taste the exact way that it tastes? Why? Because Nick didn't know that artichokes were salty. Also he got it remade again! Can you believe this guy?
He tips terribly.
Whether you agree or disagree on the practice of tipping in the U.S., it's an agreed upon custom and gesture of goodwill here for the waiters and waitresses that wageslave to bring you a comfortable dining experience. There's definitely a better way to handle the problem of underpaid servers, but right now this is what we got. Now if you are Nick Contino and the staff have to deal with all of the above, your tip better be fucking 30% at least. Instead what does he do?
This is a $25 tip for what was TWO salmon dishes (one, then remade. this is the artichoke dish) at a $45 value. One salmon dish was comped since he didn't like it. The total reads around $76.61, but really the value of the meal was more around $90, plus whatever else he got that was an extra 30 dollars. Even worse, as you can see from the fact that it is nighttime in this pic, he stayed at this establishment for nearly FOUR HOURS.
Considering that the tips aren't even really coming out of his pocket, this just a disgraceful display of human selfishness. Also his handwriting sucks ass.
General repulsiveness, you'll never look at cakepops the same way again.
KURT COBAIN WISHES HE HAD A HEART-SHAPED BOX, BIGOTS!!! On January 15th of 2024, Nick was thrust back into the general consciousness when he made the outrageous yet totally unoriginal claim that Nirvana's Kurt Cobain was probably a transwoman. This brought the ire of trannies and transphobes alike as everyone gathered around and collectively told this faggot to STFU.
[kiwifarms is rejecting the kurt cobain video. I can't upload it direct. you can take a look at the post below to check out the attached vid, though]
THE GRIFT, THE SIMPS, AND THE HAYTURS.
By his own admission, he is unemployed and considers himself a "professional transgender person" and a "full-time content creator." The donations from his supporters finance 100% of his lifestyle and he will lap it all up and you will be lucky to even receive a thank-you.
Here is his reaction to getting a $200 donation. His ravenous self didn't skip a beat to ask for the desert menu after the false dramatics.
So to any future simps or hayturs looking to 'pony up' just know that you're not going to get acknowledged.
doggy!To let you all down easy, let me introduce you to Nugget. For those of you that said Nick was a responsible pet owner... let me just say this: "
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Nugget's also pretty filthy. His coat looks greasy and dull, and Nick should take Nugget to a groomer if he's not going to bathe him himself.
Well before Nugget, there was Finn.
Wework article (archive)2020 is pretty recent, so where's Finn? It's assumed that he's dead. Before Finn who knows who else there was, but Nick is not a responsible pet owner by any stretch. Look at his apartment. He's unemployed, yet his apartment is all cluttered and dirty with cables and trash strewn about. It's certainly no place for an elderly dog to navigate safely.
Don't be surprised if Nugget is dead in a year or so. When you do go, fly high little guy.
I leave you all with this video, posted yesterday.
Nick Cuntino is nasty entitled self-absorbed excuse for a human being and basically we are all fucking retarded to allow him to continue. Every word that falls out of his faggot-lipped mouth is dripping in smug malevolence and pure disregard for the services and people he takes for granted. His sperging is a bounty of milk for us and I hope you all join me in cringing, laughing, and loving with this cow.
Now I'm off to scrub my hard drive. Adieu!
UPDATES (w.i.p) 8/6/2024: Nick says the N-word (hard R.)
8/9/2024: Nick gets accused of sexual misconduct by a fellow transwoman, alleging that Nick had pressured them into making porn with him.
9/28/2024: Horrid Sexual Content Leak. (NSFL)
2/5/2025: Nick gets FFS to... less than noticeable results. | Seven Week Update
5/2/2025: Nugget Strikes Back: Nick's senior dog "attacks" him, leading to what is turning out to be a permanent scar. Also Nugget is fucking bald now.
Links:
His Tiktok: @lillytino_
His Instagram: @lillytino_
His Youtube: Lilly Contino
His Cameo: Lillytino
His LinkedIn: Lilly Contino
Also consider checking out his
Dedicated snark subreddit:
Lolcow.farms thread: on /snow/
Thank you to @The Skeksis Emperor for finding and archiving his resumé, as well as his gaming company exploits.
Thank you to @Moosebonker for directing me to sources for his restaurant videos.
*His highschool yearly report.
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