🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 75 8,4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 112 12,6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 211 23,8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 436 49,1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 54 6,1%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
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Bongo sobriety status: she has a toothache, so she needed several shots on and off camera to numb it until she passed out in her chair
 
Sam wants to make money and butt-babies with his questionably-aged groupies.

Art? that's for libtards who didn't chase their girlfriend all over new england art-schools and actually learned a skill. Gay!
 
I still think they should do an indoor Bloodgames season around September. Literally just spooky vampire house with a mixture of Fishtank and BG elements. 2 or 3 weeks.

Set in a vampire lord's mansion, he welcomes the players in because he's going to consume their souls at the end but he wants to toy with them first.
Slow undead enemies come at night and have to be handled with objects earned through challenges that "break" after use, less physical and more problem-solving but with physical elements.
Lights and sounds rigged for events. Poltergeist shit. TTS turned off briefly for all story events.
Everyone plays (or dresses like) a "clue"-esque 1920's character. Think the first Alone in the Dark game. Exclusive TTS voices--ghost, butler, mad scientist, etc.

Ends in a final battle with the vampire lord, who casts "spells" that are just FT endurance challenges. Whoever is left gets a filmed finale cutscene and some sort of prize.
 
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anliteralidiot powiedział(a):
...laser tag
it's easy as fuck, just do laser tag and have a cool final battle
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That would be funny. Thinking about it now, there are a lot of different options for a final battle.

Maybe contestants would have to first destroy all the vamp lord's like-tokens (a la horcruxes or the heart of lorkhan), one in each room of the house. Then they can fight him directly through whatever means.

I'm way overthinking this, but maybe they get an empty paintball gun and, while completing the physical challenges, can "conjure" paintballs every few minutes to shoot the boss with. after like 15 paintballs he finally dies.
 
Rolex powiedział(a):
Maybe contestants would have to first destroy all the vamp lord's like-tokens (a la horcruxes or the heart of lorkhan), one in each room of the house. Then they can fight him directly through whatever means.
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pinatas are easy to make...
just make a big heart of lorkhan pinata.........
 
Seems like icepiss kicked 3 or 4 people and one is making a drug and raped claim (100% scripted)
I'm not watching this shit and don't even know who or why I just find it funny Pissboys fishtank is worse than fishtank
 
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