🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Nontent Poisoning]

Ralph is going to fit right in! He screams drug addict. Look at all those scratches and sores


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[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Ralph is going to fit right in! He screams drug addict. Look at all those scratches and sores

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And overloading his pic with filters.

-Why "Shanaynay"? How does this in any way naturally connect to Ralph?

if you were a sassy lady trapped in a raging pig-man’s body that was cursed by God, man, and genetics, wouldn’t you want to change YOUR name to “Shanaynay”?!

 

[Obscura539]

Man, someone get Ethan a life alert. He honestly looks geriatric. His muscle mass has deteriorated to a point where he is a serious fall risk. I think any further physical conflict could potentially kill him.

 

[Rage Pig]

Beautiful snout, Piggertits.

 

[alan thicke]

Ralph fixin to get turned away from the visitation facility when they see him and assume he has mange.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He's got Rekieta sores on his arms now. Maybe Ralph should just move to a homeless camp in LA. They'll pay him to do it and he can have all the drugs he wants. He can livestream from a tent or something.

I'd watch.

 

[Best Ghost Pokemon]

If it happens, I hope his fight with Milo is on camera. It'd be really funny if he got dummied by some faggot like he was in Portugal.
The scenery of everything being on fire would make it look like Milo's the final boss.

 

[Pomniman]

Beautiful snout, Piggertits.
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Artie Lange-pilled.

 

[HackerX]

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>called an intervention

GOING TO BE AN EPIC BATTLE

Ralph may have fucked himself. Think about how Dick is going to view this. He's going to let Ralph make an absolute gigaretard of himself because anything else makes it look like he's emotionally invested in Ralph. Ralph 100% thinks Juju (man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) will come to his rescue when Ralph flounders after the hollerin' doesn't work, but if Juju intervenes, it'll make him look like Ralph's boyfriend. It'll make Juju look like he has a soft spot for Piggly Wiggly, which is the exact opposite image Juju tries to portray.

Tl;Dr, time to find out if Ralph is Juju's friend or if he's Juju's content pig.

 

[Sammich]

It's vintage rage pig content, beautiful. He continued his ranting a few minutes ago.
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Milo's dad was a gangster, and that is somehow someway suppose to make him weak? What a retard piggertits is.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Even with the monochrome filter, you look scuffed to hell, Jesus.

The Gary Busey dentures and lacerations are really accentuating the geriatric look.

 

[Nontent Poisoning]

Ralph may have fucked himself. Think about how Dick is going to view this. He's going to let Ralph make an absolute gigaretard of himself because anything else makes it look like he's emotionally invested in Ralph. Ralph 100% thinks Juju (man who gets fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow) will come to his rescue when Ralph flounders after the hollerin' doesn't work, but if Juju intervenes, it'll make him look like Ralph's boyfriend. It'll make Juju look like he has a soft spot for Piggly Wiggly, which is the exact opposite image Juju tries to portray.

Tl;Dr, time to find out if Ralph is Juju's friend or if he's Juju's content pig.

Dick has called it off according to Ralph and Milo (unable to archive right now).

He probably didn’t want Ralph in his house because that’s what Ralph wanted to do. Last time Dick alluded to Ralph being a fucking disaster off stream (he certainly was one on stream!).

 

[niggercattle]

Hi Coach Gunt Pill. https://archive.ph/VWIv8

He's losing what little is left of his hair even faster than what little is left of his sanity.

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

Now I'm imagining Ralph running around california in an HEV suit

 

[Tofu Dust]

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Now I'm imagining Ralph running around california in an HEV suit

This is the same dude who backed out of a fight with Aaron Imholte. He ain't gonna fight Milo. His weak little girl arms could never pick up a crowbar anyway, let alone swing one.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This is the same dude who backed out of a fight with Aaron Imholte. He ain't gonna fight Milo. His weak little girl arms could never pick up a crowbar anyway, let alone swing one.

I'm surprised his gimp arm can even keep the selfie-stick up for that photo. Probably resting it on a fence or someone's Corolla.

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

Beautiful snout, Piggertits.

He's got methhead insect nest sores on his hoof too. Unsightly!

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

He's got methhead insect nest sores on his hoof too. Unsightly!
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His hand looked pretty similiar back in October when he said his cat scratched him. But now he has scratches on his face as well. I conclude he tried to fuck one of his cats and she scratched the shit out of him.
Good pussy.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

Can't even properly flip the bird with his necrotic gimp arm lol

 

[porkWellington]

Ralph, this is it. You know you have to burn the bridge. Diddler Dax aka Juju the Cow is big-dogging you. He's leading you around on a leash. Take back control, Ralph. Supplant Daddy Dick and Master Milo as the king of trolling. Excise their degenerate filth from our glorious Sektur.