🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[C. G. B. Spender]

Him being cold? His blood circulation must be having some issues. No way a 500 pound 5 foot 1 dude is cold in meheeeeco

His shack behind Pablo's house has no AC and is hot as hell but airport lounge is nicely cooled down and has that ever so luxurious air conditioning. Ralph cant even afford dreaming about having AC dood.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Shanaynay McPiggytittles tends to wear long sleeves inside his hotbox in Merida a lot. Because he runs the AC in that room or does he visibly sweat? I’m frightened to look TBH.

I’m still wondering what the hand gesture in the first pic is all about. It covers some of the shit on his shirt but not all of it.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Shanaynay McPiggytittles

Who the fuck is that?

 

[AltisticRight]

Next you'll be telling me pigs can fly...

They also lose their passports and gets beaten up in Lisbon every time they go there.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

I’m still wondering what the hand gesture in the first pic is all about. It covers some of the shit on his shirt but not all of it.

I was thinking it was Moto's selfie hand gesture?

• Selfie gesture: Show your open hand (palm) to the camera to take a selfie. You can also set a countdown timer to take a selfie by raising your palm.

But that kinda doesn't make sense
oh no am I teaching him more about how to use his phone?

 

[repentance]

Shanaynay McPiggytittles tends to wear long sleeves inside his hotbox in Merida a lot. Because he runs the AC in that room or does he visibly sweat? I’m frightened to look TBH.

It's a humid climate with a wet season. Mosquito city.

 

[Die For Me!]

Good job for giving away free Tech advice, Ralph definitely isn't reading and seething at this thread as per usual.

As if by magic, the watermark is gone... Next you'll be telling me pigs can fly...
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Ahh... Anotha precociously fortuitous sportsball hat for mah illustrious collection... Juss can't help mahself sometimes! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Who the fuck is that?

AKA EOR, The Gunt, the former Ethan Oliver Ralph who denied the name his daddy done give him to some random guy live on camera outside the courthouse where one of Rekeita’s hearings was to go down.

 

[Axiom.]

I'm spending my 2,000th post to call Ethan a retarded pig that is more broke than a nigger on welfare with drip so cheap, he might as well call himself a crackhore, ha.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Aaron's ex-wife has expressed an interest in traveling to Merida for an in-studio interview with Ralph, though she also just said she "would love to be" Nick Rekieta's wife so she may not be in the running for Baby Mama #3


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[Obnoxious Asshole]

Aaron's ex-wife has expressed an interest in traveling to Merida for an in-studio interview with Ralph, though she also just said she "would love to be" Nick Rekieta's wife so she may not be in the running for Baby Mama #3

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This is ironclad proof Nick is running the account. Remember, April wanted nothing to do with Boss Hog in person.

 

[HackerX]

This is ironclad proof Nick is running the account. Remember, April wanted nothing to do with Boss Hog in person.

Idk, that's trademark vapid whore behavior and assuming someone else would pay for it.

 

[Autistic Integrity]

Idk, that's trademark vapid whore behavior and assuming someone else would pay for it.

This bitch is just thinking free vacation and Mexican drugs

 

[HackerX]

This bitch is just thinking free vacation and Mexican drugs

Oh god. You just know how Ralph was implying that he's a big streamer who moved to Mexico for comfort and relaxation as well as bragging about the loads and loads of cheap, accessible drugs.

Nick knows that Ralph is full of shit and Kayla is/was loaded on too many antidepressants to care, but April was likely salivating when he mentioned the drugs.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

She's going to od on the gunts watch, isn't she?

 

[Nod Flenders]

Aaron's ex-wife has expressed an interest in traveling to Merida for an in-studio interview with Ralph, though she also just said she "would love to be" Nick Rekieta's wife so she may not be in the running for Baby Mama #3

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A crack whore would be perfect for The Gunt. But we all know she wants to be Mrs. Rekieta, causing The Gunt to seethe.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Aaron's ex-wife has expressed an interest in traveling to Merida for an in-studio interview with Ralph, though she also just said she "would love to be" Nick Rekieta's wife so she may not be in the running for Baby Mama #3

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I think we found the alt account Nick was trying to use to claim Sean was imitating him in Aaron's chat

 

[Haru Okumura]

It wouldn't be a real trip to California without Ethan finding some new way to seriously injure himself. This time, Ethan fell asleep at the airport and gave himself compressive radial neuropathy, colloquially known as 'Saturday night palsy':

https://archive.ph/HB8wA

By far the most common cause of this specific injury is being too drunk to correct your posture while asleep:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/12188953/

The absolute irony of losing the ability to stick out his thumb, out of literally any possible injury, while halfway through a trip to see Faith Vickers is quite profound:


https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK557520/

Luckily for him, the compressive form of radial neuropathy almost always fully heals with supportive treatment and time (generally only the humeral fracture form is permanent) so he'll be back to sniffing awful things again in only a few months.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Luckily for him, the compressive form of radial neuropathy almost always fully heals with supportive treatment and time (generally only the humeral fracture form is permanent) so he'll be back to sniffing awful things again in only a few months.

The Mormon forger who took to blowing clients up permanently damaged his forging hand by compressing the nerve in his prison cell. So there is still hope for a Rage Pig with a gimpy trotter.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

It wouldn't be a real trip to California without Ethan finding some new way to seriously injure himself. This time, Ethan fell asleep at the airport and gave himself compressive radial neuropathy, colloquially known as 'Saturday night palsy':

I love how Ralph NEEDS to include "lol" at the end of every tweet that might make him look weak. Like he preemptively is like "I'M NOT OWNED I WAS LAUGHING SEE I WROTE 'lol' "