🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Seaside Ronin]

Ralph's hillbilly/trailer genetics will keep him alive forever

He's a real testament to how much abuse the body can take

 

[Telemeter]

Ralph's hillbilly/trailer genetics will keep him alive forever

He's a real testament to how much abuse the body can take

LOL, nigger, both his parents died young and neither of them had half the health problems and substance addictions Ralph has.

Not only that, Ralph already looks older than both of them did when they died.

He's got a few years left at most.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Uh-oh. Darksydephil is taking shots at GuntfrontRalph

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

The trollmaster is even workin the AI! Idiot he's actually only 39!

 

[Die For Me!]

DSP enters the ring, calling out Ralph for acting like a dumbass after seeing the tweet Ralph made about trolling the trolls:

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Ralph responds:

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Ralph is about to roll up on this mofo:

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Is anyone truly safe from the sektur? Is there nothing sacred?

 

[Guntkvd]

DSP enters the ring, calling out Ralph for acting like a dumbass after seeing the tweet Ralph made about trolling the trolls:
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Ralph responds:
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Ralph is about to roll up on this mofo:
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Is anyone truly safe from the sektur? Is there nothing sacred?

Dentractors will probably turn on Ralph within a week.

 

[Lidl Drip]

DSP enters the ring, calling out Ralph for acting like a dumbass after seeing the tweet Ralph made about trolling the trolls:
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Ralph responds:
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Ralph is about to roll up on this mofo:
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Is anyone truly safe from the sektur? Is there nothing sacred?

Oh no, Ralph is going to talk about DSP on his 100 viewers show! lmfao. Ralph is so delusional, he really thinks he has any power to take people down. Nobody watches the Killstream. DSP on Kino Casino got thousands of views.

 

[Razz]

The hollering pig vs the snorting king. What a time to be alive, gentlemen, kino is back finally.

 

[Near]

Now's your chance detractorbros. Become Ethan Ralph's personal army. You will finally take down DSP.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I don't think Ralph is in any position to mock anyone over their toilet situation given that his shacks plumbing probably can't handle toilet paper.

 

[Pelican Bones]

DSP enters the ring, calling out Ralph for acting like a dumbass after seeing the tweet Ralph made about trolling the trolls:
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Ralph responds:
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Ralph is about to roll up on this mofo:
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Is anyone truly safe from the sektur? Is there nothing sacred?

Don't worry. This time tomorrow Ralph will have no recollection of any of this.

 

[Seaside Ronin]

@Guntkvd I would be inclined to agree with you. But don't forget how melanated the detractor community is. They would probably love Ralph with how much of a jigaboo he is.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

DSP enters the ring, calling out Ralph for acting like a dumbass after seeing the tweet Ralph made about trolling the trolls:
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Ralph responds:
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Ralph is about to roll up on this mofo:
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Is anyone truly safe from the sektur? Is there nothing sacred?

DSP could kick Ralph's ass. DSP would beat Ralph into a bloody pulp if he wanted to.

 

[Rage Pig]

2:12

 

[Guntkvd]

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Can't even cut a proper promo on his fellow gaybaby wrestling fan. Sad. Pathetic.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Damn what a shitty promo

DSP is an actual legend who has never given up.

Also he can still drink his tap water without getting sick

 

[Tofu Dust]

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His sassy teenage girl mannerisms kill me. QUEEN Ralph can't do shit. The king will outlive another one. Act like a man and stop doing your faggy head cocking and faggy hand motions. Looking like you're ready to use in every tweet.

 

[MercuryDrinker]

Given DSP's lasting track record I think we are closing in on an ending for the Ralphamale.

 

[Near]

This nigga's gonna get outlived by DSP so fucking fast. 1 million year legacy.

 

[Drama Trauma]

What Ralph and DSP both did?

Faked donos on their stream.