🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Belligerent Salmon]

I wonder how much of that alleged $20K piggy has burnt through on travel, cringe clothes, alcohol, drugs and whores in the past couple of weeks. Too bad his kids never got to see any of it.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Guys he's not drunk he's just tired from spending 2 full days in an airport and walking .5 miles around the courthouse for no reason and pointing at a cuck in a picture. But also it's very cool and based that he did those things and not at all an indicator of what a moron he is.

 

[HONKY DESTROYER]

Congratulations to Ralph on finally learning Spanish, because I don't understand a word of this:
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Bro I wanna hear a deep trailer voice reading that absolute gibberish

 

[Lidl Drip]

Congratulations to Ralph on finally learning Spanish, because I don't understand a word of this:
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I think he's trying to say that women only talk to him if they work for tips and he pays in cash nowadays.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

What a way to end his disaster trip.

It wasn't an L Alogs, I didn't delete anything!

 

[EyeGuy]

Hello, are you Ralph? Are you having a stroke?
No, I'm not Ethan Ralph, abd i have no idea you you are!

 

[Estate]

So, based on this xitter ramblings, we can conclude that Ralph met with Rekieta and the side piece, got all hot and bothered by that 9/10 megamind head and decided to go to some strip club to relieve some pent up horniness, but become depressed because having some random slut rub on you only further aggravates the problem.
Is this a reasonable conclusion?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Kayla = Kamala

 

[Belligerent Salmon]

Congratulations to Ralph on finally learning Spanish, because I don't understand a word of this:

I believe it's a form of pig latin

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

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Rest in piss.
You will not be missed.


>Oh you're Ralph
>Who? I'm not ETHAN Ralph sir
>I was watching STMS
>I don't know Aaron and I am not Ethan Ralph
199 IQ college-educated piggy, by the way.



9/10
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By the way, she's 29, not 45.

Since the domain has been suspended does that mean it could also be purchased?

 

[AltisticRight]

Since the domain has been suspended does that mean it could also be purchased?

Null explained what went on but I forgot about the specifics. He still has the domain I think, it's just the all-in-one host he uses suspended his account because he was using his gay diary to harass others, such as posting Adrienne Blair's social security number.

 

[FiveStarAce]

Congratulations to Ralph on finally learning Spanish, because I don't understand a word of this:
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3:14

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

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Kayla = Kamala

Kamala in forna big fall imo.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If Ralph is in TJ, that means he is doing his 5-6 airport swing back to Merida. There is no sane flight plan that takes you from MSP or MKE and runs through TJ. At most, it would go to San Diego (and then Cancun). This poor (financially) fat PoS is having to do his ground border crossing shit again. OR he booked round trip flights and couldn't reschedule/reroute them.

A sane flight plan would likely take you to Dallas, and Dallas to Merida or Cancun. But piggy is quickly running out of forms of ID, and he may not be able to get new ones because he is so far behind on child support.

Another trip, another round of Ralph getting so drunk and xannie'd out, so he probably lost another form of ID, as he gets thrown out of another strip club.

No West Memphis Micros allowed in the Qover, fatso. One pencil dick is enough.

Edit to add: Hopefully he doesn't have issues crossing Mexico today, he's got a world-famous cope Killstream to do Monday!!!

 

[The Ancestor]

So he already backed out of going to Jim's when he didn't get a response from his e-daddy?

 

[Um...]

Obviously travel anywhere is a multi day ordeal for the pigster, what with all those long layovers, stuck in airports all night, documentation fuckups etc. So much so that he has to ansthetize himself with xannies & booze just to bear it all. If I were Ralph I’d have to heavily sedate myself too.

So his Big Trip where he was gonna do on the scene reporting of the Big Trial, face dox and own the KFers, hang with the Rekietas and get huge numbers of viewers?

- fucks up his travel (again) resulting in multi day miserable grueling slogs both ways.
- couch surfs with some rando many miles away from the courthouse.
- the Big Trial ends up being a boring 30 minute hearing.
- No doxing. He runs away from the one guy who approaches him in a friendly way,
- Doxed by a KFer as a big fat person

- His good buddy Nick sends him on his way with just one consolation group pic. No celebratory meals out, no hanging with the Rekietas, no co hosting/guesting on Nick’s stream. Nada.

In short, a big fat failure. Just like him.

And now he gets to come ‘home’ to the squalor of his rental shack in a country where he doesn’t know a single soul.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Congratulations to Ralph on finally learning Spanish, because I don't understand a word of this:
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Getting shit faced and then thrown out of a Tijuana strip club at 11:48 UTC (4:48 am local). If anyone else did the shit Ralph did they would have been dead long ago.

God hates Ralph too much to let him die. God is Ralph's ultimate a-log.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Well at least piggy admits he’s not sober

 

[Rage Pig]

And now he gets to come ‘home’ to the squalor of his rental shack in a country where he doesn’t know a single soul.

Not to forget that he left his two cats alone for a week, imagine the smell, cat piss, cat poop and probably cat cadaver.

 

[Vibralldo]

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Kayla = Kamala

Has there been a recent Ralph tweet where he hasn't made multiple egregious spelling errors?