🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Sicko Hunter]

Ralph bringing up Warski's abortion as an own is fucking retarded. Do you really want a coke addicted 75 IQ mongoloid like Andy reproducing?

 

[Telemeter]

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Motherfucker how did you move to Mexico to decrease your cost of living and still end up paying $1000 a month for rent?

He is renting a month by month airbnb property to avoid signing a real contract, LOL.

 

[Fornicario]

He is renting a month by month airbnb property to avoid signing a real contract, LOL.

He couldn't. Mexico is quite specific about how a traditional rental agreement with a foreigner works, and they couldn't meet the requirements. For the straights, that's a red flag on the whole play. But the Ralphamale never makes a move that doesn't turn into an L. He is truly a creature that exists solely to create Ls with maximum content value.

 

[Drama Fan]

you are forgetting that Ralph doesn't keep shit in his pockets, he uses a lady purse like a fag.
Opening backpacks and purses of oblivious fucks is the bread and butter of a pickpocket.
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If you travel to countries/cities where pickpocketing is ubiquitous you will see that even the locals that carry backpacks wear them in front:
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Rated dumb for obvious reasons, a-log. The people wear their backpacks on the front as a fashion statement to emulate having a gunt as full and glorious as Ethan's. They want people to think they frequently enjoy 89 dollar plain steaks.

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Motherfucker how did you move to Mexico to decrease your cost of living and still end up paying $1000 a month for rent?

Have you seen the mansion that is Casa Verde! $1000/mo is a steal!

 

[gaystoner]

slightly intoxicated?

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

Drunk tweeting in full force.


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He also looks like he's struggling to sit straight up in that video. Just a little, but its noticeable.
Drink more, boozebag, or the shakes'll get ya.

 

[Garlic Salt]

slightly intoxicated?

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Comes off as a benzo’d dude just a couple Modelos deep reading off of notes he made earlier in the day.
He keeps getting distracted between bullet points and results to tired insults. Never change, Ralph.

Edit: We have clearly escalated the level of Modelos.

 

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Comes off as a benzo’d dude just a couple Modelos deep reading off of notes he made earlier in the day.
He keeps getting distracted between bullet points and results to tired insults. Never change, Ralph.

Edit: We have clearly escalated the level of Modelos.

Yeah he’s speaking slooowly and trying very hard to e nun ciate every syl lable like a drunk does to cover up the fact that they’re (he‘s) drunk. It’s very obvious.

 

[Updatedmyjournal]

Ralph is gonna say hes off everything?
They game me anti-Anxitey drugs. One bottle mabye 2 weeks worth.
After I quit. week later Baznga. I thought I was gonna die.
Ralph Is gonna quit that after years on it and yea hes fine.
I have A purse to sell you

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

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With Harry being the "other formerly interested party" blocking him, it seems that the bridge has finally been burned with the horse.


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New court arc is a go!


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[Fornicario]

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With Harry being the "other formerly interested party" blocking him, it seems that the bridge has finally been burned with the horse.

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New court arc is a go!

I think tomorrow is going to be awesome in lulz. Dick needs to get him on IP2 before he pops off. The TTS would be unhinged in depravity.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

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[Anonanon]

Sektur is in great shape right now

Vickers getting the sword
Cope casino going bankrupt
Ralph pillposting

We just need teddy back and it'll be a renaissance

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

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We're back, baybay!

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[Tom Myers]

Ralph is gonna say hes off everything?
They game me anti-Anxitey drugs. One bottle mabye 2 weeks worth.
After I quit. week later Baznga. I thought I was gonna die.
Ralph Is gonna quit that after years on it and yea hes fine.
I have A purse to sell you

I received a benzo 'script about a month ago. I've taken precisely 1 pill.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Damn Ralph has the worst luck with those debit cards. He told Faith that the atm ate his card and that’s why he couldn’t send her money, but he has the funds of course haha! Now maybe 6 weeks later he’s lost another atm card so he can’t make rent, but he has the funds of course, haha! And he could pay for Rozy if he wanted to, he has the funds of course haha!

@Telemeter ’feels like one of those pity parties women like to throw for themselves’.
Also @Telemeter ‘he did what women and niggers do,’
Who hurt you bro?

 

[An automatic clown]

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[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Current Buck status: broken
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Oh hell yeah, drop that dirt Ralph. Only spoiler it this time. For what it’s worth Ralph, I blame Mantsu for wrecking your life. Without her, you and Faith would be raising your firstborn non-bastard son together, none of the legal bullshittery would be happening, Sandra might still be alive, your show wouldn’t have tanked, etc. think about it, then tell us all about how Amanda Morris shouldn’t have custody of Rozy.

 

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[Rattus Ebrius]

He's in full meltdown mode. He's lost, and doing the only thing his petulant toddler brain knows- hurl all the insults he has.
Can't wait for the show tomorrow now that he's fully mask off about the horse.