FIGGIN 11-21-16 phil renounces electricity

[CatParty]

 

[Collections Agent]

Can't potatoes generate electricity by themselves?

 

[Mogambo]

Looks like our @Ravenor was right about Phil embracing hardcore environmentalism, or at least the rhetoric and imagery of said movement. It makes sense. Phil is able to rationalize things into a weird dichotomy. Cishet white men live in houses and work 9-to-5 hours while beautiful trans latinx sex workers support communism and live on the streets because edgy! Naturally Phil is probably the ONLY person in the world who will associate a Unabomber style lifestyle with transwomen or people of colour, but at least he can get into it. Good for him.

I wonder if Phil realizes he'd be the first to die if civilization collapsed. No internet, for one. No tard bucks. No Whole Foods. He wouldn't last a week.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

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So no baked potatoes then?

 

[bacterium]

Yeah, right. The only way he wouldn't use heat would be because it was shut off. Which I'm not sure if they can do in the winter in Oregon

 

[Goofy Logic]

Translation: he can't pay the electricity bill

 

[Positron]

> Every time we turn on the lights , We are fucking guilty
> Buy me buy me a laptop!!!!!

 

[Ravenor]

Can't potatoes generate electricity by themselves?

Possibly if we can get him to plug himself at one end with a cathode, and the other end with a node... you may have just gave me a challenge.

Looks like our @Ravenor was right about Phil embracing hardcore environmentalism, or at least the rhetoric and imagery of said movement. It makes sense. Phil is able to rationalize things into a weird dichotomy. Cishet white men live in houses and work 9-to-5 hours while beautiful trans latinx sex workers support communism and live on the streets because edgy! Naturally Phil is probably the ONLY person in the world who will associate a Unabomber style lifestyle with transwomen or people of colour, but at least he can get into it. Good for him.

As I have said before Phil doesn't realise EVER that he is part of the problem, 98% of his clothing is made from synthetics, and currently non recyclable. He's also really stupidly wasteful, he leaves the light on regularly (especially when he's not paying the bill), he alwyas buy's new where a second hand option isn't just the smart choice but the best choice, and he also follows trends, so if some one buy's X t-shirt he buy's one too, even when it's a minor tweak to a rehash of a SJW word sallad.

I wonder if Phil realizes he'd be the first to die if civilization collapsed. No internet, for one. No tard bucks. No Whole Foods. He wouldn't last a week.

I have said this before but Nope not really, he thinks the infrastructure of society will carry on as normal got the most part but he's also ignorant of why society works as a whole, he knows there is some high level organisation that get's a chicken to lay a egg, that makes that egg move to a distobution center and then to a resteraunt an then onto his fork, but he's not got a clue why that works... he does think that if he's ever in a TEOTWAKI situation he'd come off OK if not a winner as he's been semi homeless but that' almost a discussion thread in it's own right and I cna't be arsed drawing the viso diagrams to help it make sense right now.

 

[Argonian Scum]

Is he turning into an anarcho-primitivist? I guess communism is too mainstream and it's sucking up the asspat supply.

 

[Bassomatic]

This is the excuse his girl friend will come home to hearing when the lights are off.

 

[Ray Streip]

Rages about electricity/will have to recharge that phone eventually

 

[Dr.Research]

Does he not know some electricity comes from hydro power? Isnt that pretty clean? And I don't think electrcity and piplines or lead water really connect. Unless youre looking at a grand scheme of autism.

 

[Positron]

As I have said before Phil doesn't realise EVER that he is part of the problem, 98% of his clothing is made from synthetics, and currently non recyclable. He's also really stupidly wasteful, he leaves the light on regularly (especially when he's not paying the bill), he alwyas buy's new where a second hand option isn't just the smart choice but the best choice, and he also follows trends, so if some one buy's X t-shirt he buy's one too, even when it's a minor tweak to a rehash of a SJW word salad.

And someone who rides between States monthly for fun is in no position to give others the green talk.

I have said this before but Nope not really, he thinks the infrastructure of society will carry on as normal got the most part but he's also ignorant of why society works as a whole, he knows there is some high level organisation that get's a chicken to lay a egg, that makes that egg move to a distobution center and then to a resteraunt an then onto his fork, but he's not got a clue why that works... he does think that if he's ever in a TEOTWAKI situation he'd come off OK if not a winner as he's been semi homeless but that' almost a discussion thread in it's own right and I cna't be arsed drawing the viso diagrams to help it make sense right now.

His notion of "civilization collapse" is simply "die cis scum". In his post-apocalyptic fantasy trannies reign high and all normal people are their slaves.

 

[Darndirty]

Yeah, right. The only way he wouldn't use heat would be because it was shut off. Which I'm not sure if they can do in the winter in Oregon

If the temperature is below a certain degree they can't shut off your heat at least in my state, but as soon as it does go up they will shutoff and charge you an overage, and if it gets really cold again they are under no obligation to turn it on without payment.

 

[Bogliacci]

YES! YES! GO ANARCHO PRIMITIVIST PHILTH! Arguably the most retarded anarchists.

 

[Ravenor]

And someone who rides between States monthly for fun is in no position to give others the green talk.

While true, I don't really penalise him for that while he has retarded reasons for that travel to him they are essential and at least he's taking public transport. His travel while retarded isn't that harmful.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Phil will likely give up electricity the same way he gave up cheese when he "went vegan."

 

[Bassomatic]

Rages about electricity/will have to recharge that phone eventually

Honestly his thinking probably ends there he will go charge his phone at starbucks and think, we'll it's already on and they are the ones using power so I'm still off the grid.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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So, when is he going to announce that he is renouncing soap and water?

 

[Ray Streip]

So, when is he going to announce that he is renouncing soap and water?

To renounce it he'd have to use it in the first place