12/06/2015 - Diet Puts Obese Phil In Hospital, He Autistically Decides To Be Vegan

[Smutley]

Which one of the people he wants to suck up to is a Vegan?

 

[CatParty]

He knows vegans don't eat cheese right?

 

[Randy Lahey]

Somehow I doubt he'll stick to his new diet choice.

 

[CatParty]

I do enjoy he went with the fancy term for getting the runs

 

[Smutley]

According to Wikipedia, Gastroenteritis is caused virally (uncleanliness), bacterially (from eating raw / rotten foods), parasitically (worms), or via drinking water (untreated)

So basically what I'm hearing here, is Phil's 3-4 times this year are all gross shit he caused himself being a filthy hobo.

 

[Pillow]

Didn't he wear "vegan" buttons at some point?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

"Is pizza a plant or an animal?"

- morbidly obese Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici

 

[Clown Doll]

I do enjoy he went with the fancy term for getting the runs

And according to tweaker in this thread Phil himself constantly because of that...

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[Arkangel]

According to Wikipedia, Gastroenteritis is caused virally (uncleanliness), bacterially (from eating raw / rotten foods), parasitically (worms), or via drinking water (untreated)

So basically what I'm hearing here, is Phil's 3-4 times this year are all gross shit he caused himself being a filthy hobo.

Being a vegan isn't going to count for much when you're still consuming your food in an unclean environment.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Phil says that America is an evil exploitative country yet they gave him free and quick medical coverage whereas in Australatina he would just be left to die in the 2 year waitlist

 

[MMX]

Whilst i have no doubt phil diet makes him ill and results in constant dirty crapped briefs gonna say the hospitalisation didnt happen.

 

[VLAD]

16 Signs You're A Vegan Latino

1) You fucking aren't.

 

[cumrobbery]

inb4 he starts sperging about how people who eat meat are evil

 

[Azazel]

Another thing to add to the list of "Things Phil claims to be but actually has nothing to do with"

 

[MMX]

@tweaker the cat i summon thee
During your time with phil was he ever hospitalised for this.
Any truth to this being the 4th or fifth time.

 

[Ruin]

I hope he dies so everyone else's healthcare costs stop going up because this fat parasite keeps using the ER without paying.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Philthy, you realize that being a True and Honest Vegan means no more consuming animal products of any kind, right?

So what's going to happen to all that leather bondage gear?

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

Philthy, you realize that being a True and Honest Vegan means no more consuming animal products of any kind, right?

So what's going to happen to all that leather bondage gear?

Assuming Phil makes this realisation, he will make up some shitty excuse about how he had purchased his leathers before deciding to become vegan which means it's okay for him as a vegan to own leathers purchased by himself when he was not a vegan.

There is also a 92% chance he'll shit himself and do nothing.

 

[Tranquil Beetle]

Someone should get him in touch with The Fit Vegan Ginger (no, Phil, not that kind of ginger).

 

[Lunete]

And according to tweaker in this thread Phil himself constantly because of that...

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By this point any rational person would have realized how bad they fucked up their life.