😵‍💫 Skitzocow Alexander Ferguson Smith / Sifu / SifuAmbience / SifuSmith - Martial Artist perpetually beset by Scammers, Glowies, Donald Trump and Asmongold: Look at the Bitrate.

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Soup Sammiches powiedział(a):
I'm The Donald nigger. His worst nightmare.
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THIS ORANGE FACE, PIECE OF SHIT, TERRORIST SCUM, IS LITERALLY. RUINING. MY. STREAM!
YOUTUBE KNOWS ABOUT THIS, THEY ALLOW IT. MAGA CIA OPERATIVES ARE ALLOWED TO CONDUCT OPERATIONS ON SOVEREIGN U.S. CITIZENS WITHOUR THEIR CONSENT, ALL BECAUSE DONALD "JACKASS" TRUMP GAVE THEM THE GREEN LIGHT TO LITERALLY DESTROY PEOPLE'S LIVES FOR EXPOSING THE TRUTH.
WHY DO YOU THINK MY BITRATE KEEPS DIPPING BELOW THIRTEEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED? I'M TELLING YOU WHAT THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW. YOU THINK THAT'S A COINCIDENCE? I'M LITERALLY THE ARBITER OF TRUTH.
Anyway check out this Skyline GT-R, doesn't it look cool?
 
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JeetTube broke viewer stealing system and finally Sifu got his viewers
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edit: 1.5k "viewers" now :story:
 
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Since Sifu uses gemini, I asked 'gemini 3.1 pro' the very simple question "Who is SifuAmbience?", and this is the response. The first source is KF, followed by 7 shorter clips/videos from his youtube channel.
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The kiwifarms.pa link goes to a post by @dumbledore

Oh and here is its thought process, nothing too interesting.
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durrdurrdurr powiedział(a):
I hope the botter bought a package that includes comments. I want to see sifu ban 1000+ bots saying "hello nice stream" in his chat
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Only if the botter waited 4 weeks of subscription time, but since his subscribers about was stable last months I doubt it.
Gaunt King Ithan Rilph powiedział(a):
Since Sifu uses gemini, I asked 'gemini 3.1 pro' the very simple question "Who is SifuAmbience?", and this is the response. The first source is KF, followed by 7 shorter clips/videos from his youtube channel.
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CS2 squad wiping clips are from "scammer"/"stalker" page :story: which makes Sifu sort of right that the scam channel steals his traffic.
 
Vhailor powiedział(a):
Only if the botter waited 4 weeks of subscription time, but since his subscribers about was stable last months I doubt it.

CS2 squad wiping clips are from "scammer"/"stalker" page :story: which makes Sifu sort of right that the scam channel steals his traffic.
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The "scammer" page actually does have better SEO. When I search for "Sifu Ambience" on YouTube, its a bunch of unrelated videos, then the "scammer" channel and his a few videos down.
 
Highlights from Channel Update June 2026 video:
Sifu is calling his brother a liar and mogs his sword fighting skills:

Sifu has a conspiracy theory that China has a weapon which rapidly ages people which, of course, is used on Trump:

Trump is doing what he is doing because of South Park, or better to say, him no understanding the legendary show:

Microsoft bought Three Mile Island and Sifu is afraid that M$ is planning a nuclear fallout:

Sifu's CPM is in average range:

Sifu shows examples of YouTube removing views from his videos:

Trump wants to cause pole shift by causing earthquakes:


Also Sifu malds because of chatter's profile picture being some streamer and he becomes paranoic and calls it childish; Sifu does not understand map distortions - that things are shown bigger that they are the further they are from the equator line; Sifu praises land usage in USA and criticize Russia for not using land for farms (he looks at Siberia and furthest places of Russia).
 
Sifu is about to get his vengeance, not just on YouTube, but also on "all the assholes behind the scenes who sat here and did nothing".

You're all getting your street adress typed into the title of a video that'll be left out there for 7 months :stress:
 
In the final hour of his latest vod, Sifu sperged almost the entire time and really talked himself into a frenzy so I am uploading it in full, removing only dead air and breaks as he sometimes left to document or contact his lawyer (in fact, at 04:52 he is on the phone with him).
A new development at 08:18 - he complains about the bitrate being suspiciously stable.


No webcam and nothing important on screen (bitrate aside) so I went with low quality to keep the file size down.
 
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Watching live for the first time and I left a like, almost immediately he says "oh interesting. They added a like. how interesting that they added a like when I'm talking about it" so i removed the like and like 4 seconds later "oh wow who could've guessed? just as im talking about it they remove the likes again."
 
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Watching live for the first time and I left a like, almost immediately he says "oh interesting. They added a like. how interesting that they added a like when I'm talking about it" so i removed the like and like 4 seconds later "oh wow who could've guessed? just as im talking about it they remove the likes again."
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Welcome to the club!!
 
Guys, Master Sifu super hacked my youtube (a FEDERALLY ILLEGAL CRIME) with his weather radio and he stole all my bitrate for his streams. Please send help, I can't take his bitrape for much longer.
 
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Watching live for the first time and I left a like, almost immediately he says "oh interesting. They added a like. how interesting that they added a like when I'm talking about it" so i removed the like and like 4 seconds later "oh wow who could've guessed? just as im talking about it they remove the likes again."
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Hit that confetti, brother.
 
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Sifu left a review for the bouncing ball cat game. Zero mention of any bitrape or the hacker using the wind to sabotage him.
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This reminded me of looking at his steam posting history before we had a thread. It's mostly complaining about things in his usual schizophrenic fashion:
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However one game stood out, "She Will Punish Them", which he has 3 posts in.
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Post 1, Post 2, Post 3

Why does this stand out, and why do you need to be logged in to steam to view these comments?
Because it's a porn game draped in an RPG skin soyface.png
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You can view his post history here (requires being logged into steam), and his game reviews here.

In the second picture, you can see him complain about a HACKER killing him in Lords of the Fallen, despite him not being in multiplayer (failing to understand invasion mechanics). I found the youtube video and did a short clip.

It's a DDOS type HACK by a streamsniper. Below is the timestamp for it, in case anyone wants to watch further and see if he says anything else clipworthy.
 
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