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'm actually a cyborg tho.

@The_Knight_Rider I'm not a handsome Spanish prosecutor (I wish). I'm a bored white retail worker.

I get the feeling that if he were to PM me (Cone on @The_Knight_Rider, you know damn well you want to). I think he'll either assume I'm either a...

I, however must look exactly like my avater irl. As you can see by my signature, I am an "actual real life satanic wizard." Woe upon Len, who...

Len if you ever approach me at work I will make sure my supervisor takes appropriate action and evicts you from the premises.

No Len, I'm not a kiwi on a very patriotic inner tube out at sea.

Actually, I'm legitimately a pickle pirate. My profile picture is me, taken by my good friend Cornichon Corsair.