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(Link) (Archive) The cats must have got sick of having to put up with this gross manchild and his overbearing nature. EDIT: Kevin's explanation.

was said cat being chased by one of the 8 barely trained dogs in the household?

Usually when a man has scratch marks on his face, it's from someone (or thing) attempting to fend off a rape.

His hair is thinning at a breakneck pace. You can practically count the strands still standing.

"Away from any important organs." Here, I thought your eye was an important organ, and probably the only one at genuine risk from a cat. I don't...

Does Kevin not realize that the usual punchline to the "guess who has two thumbs joke" is "THIS GUY"? :story::story::story:

Looks like the Kiwi-Planted Robot Attack Cat functions properly.