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Christonnabike :cryblood: I'm pretty sure there's some incontinence going on there. Am holes don't self lubricate Kev. It's either that or...

It always amazes me how you can get such a major surgery and not read up on how it actually works. The type of surgery that Kevin had doesn't...

Legit looks like one of those awful novelty erasers on top of a #2 pencil. Adding bacon to your bland dish is the culinary equivalent to adding a...

Good God clean the damn stove top Kevin you mongoloid. How the amhole destroyed Christmas.

taking this a little bit at face value i think

yer press x to doubt on Kevin climaxing. If you do something that feels remotely good (good enough to cum) then you would... you know... actually...

Hold on, he already said there's no privacy there and he has to dilate in front of people, right? Does that mean he just masturbated with a...

Beg for tranchbux, eat steak for dinner. Some hardcore cope that santa didn't actually make him female for Christmas.

I find it funny how they always act so stereotypical male. Like, bacon wrapped steak? There isn't a single meal out there that's more associated...

Late, but idk how to explain to Kevin that even women who are virgins can fit stuff bigger than a bullet vibe up their vaginas without feeling "a...

oh my GOD clean your fucking kitchen you goblins

I can't think of a more dainty feminine Christmas meal than steak with bacon and bacon wrapped asparagus. Totally something a ditzy sizequeen...

He definitely used a Hitachi Magic Wand. Not a knock-off, because KevKev has enough money to burn on his degenerate coomer fantasies. And a more...