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Translation: ULRIK! THE LOUD BALKAN GOAT-HERDER HAS MADE IT PAST THE MANTRAPS IN THE FOYER! DO NOT AGGRAVATE HIM- HE IS THREATENING TO VIOLENTLY...

If we're liberal with our definitions of "write" and "erotica," the time would be one month. Of course, you never wrote erotica ever before, your...