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anything is a dildo if you're brave enough. just lock your dildo in the gun safe. or move far away.

Just use your Mosin Nagant's bolt handle as a dildo, bro.

@Gentleman Gamer is the gift that keeps on giving.

That seems like a rather round-about solution to your problem. Maybe invest in a safe or locks for your doors?

How the fuck do you show up on Kiwi Farms and be the gayest motherfucker in existence? Because this post is the gayest goddamn thing I have ever...

Get a particularly girthy candle, you absolute sped.

Make sure you put the "batteries" in before you pull the power switch. It would make for an "explosive climax"

Seriously how are you able to own guns against your families wishes but you somehow can't figure out how to buy a padlock?