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1. Punch self in head to ensure am definitely awake 2. Use physical strength and any nearby heavy objects to subdue you 3. Make good escape 4. Ask...

Oh Sweet Baby Rollerskating Jesus Christ, I feel completely justified for keeping a hunting knife on my nightstand.

>What do you do? Castle doctrine.

>"As someone who has both" A deflated scrotum isn't an "industrial-strength pussy" and a stuffed bra isn't "big goth gf mommy milkers".

I was not expecting it to be this bad. I should have, given the thread we are in. But holy shit. No wonder he was desperately trying to walk-back...

holy shit call the fucking exorcist

I return the lotion to the basket

1. Scream in terror and disgust 2. More screaming 3. Never stop screaming

BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE! BEETLEJUICE!

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