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Something so burnt, yet so raw. Something so dry, yet pools of liquid form around it. Something so hot, yet the center is cold.

The Europeans had more respect for the Native Americans than Jack has for this poor turkey.

How do you even fuck this up? It's literally "immerse bird for X minutes at Y temperature." How the fuck do you have it raw and burned at the...

How can people not just look at themselves and just admit that they don’t know what their doing? I know it’s rich coming from me, but I’m an idiot...

"Put me back in the oven Jack, I'M NOT DONE YET *gobbles of anguish and the need to die*" ~ Last Year's Turkey Crank the oven to broil and then...

Jack manages to frozen burrito a turkey: Seared on the outside ice on the inside. That place looks amazing. Don't care for the soy squirrel...

OK, so that chicken may not be under-cooked. The juices are running clear, and pink bits around the bone don't necessarily mean that those are raw...