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Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Which one of you motherfuckers took pics of my room?
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I have so many questions but I'm not sure which one to ask first
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jesus. when dick posted that i thought it was a joke. i'm about to listen to the new episode. that's REAL????
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that looks...
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seems like his mom might burst in and lecture everyone about messing up the bedspread she bought
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If he held a gun to my head, yeah, probably.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Depends on how big his dick is. I'm needing at least 8 inches to get in there.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Please tell me this belongs to who I think belongs to and I'm not just being fucked with here.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
If knowing the person taking me home was Maddox wasn't enough to kill any sort of ladyboner I could potentially have, then that bed would be more...
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
The owner of this bed probably still lives with his mom at 30 and calls her "mother" so hell no.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
And Maddox wonders why 80's girl dumped him for a adult.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Josh, have you been drinking cheap vodka again?
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Sure. I'd take a Dragon Quest blanket over a dude with waifu posters and wall scrolls.
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Even when not taking into the account the bedspread and the fact that I would never even consider going out with someone like Maddox to begin...
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Thanks for shitting on Dragon Quest, Madcucks.
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yeah tbh, that's a cute slime duvet cover and I wish I had it. I'm more worried about the cloth curtain, looks like a privacy screen in a ward...
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Take my penis-having opinion with a grain of salt, but I'd think that bed is the least of his problems. At least it's neatly made; the rest of the...
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Wouldn't even give him a sad hand job on that
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Nice try Null, but I don't believe in one night stands 😎
especially if it's with fucking Maddox
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The shark decals might make it worth it.
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Shit, I've brought them back to worse and still sealed the deal
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Honestly? Apart from the bed cover, it's not that bad. It's neat, tidy, clothes folded, bed made, no rubbish lying about. A little oddly decorated...
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Probably but I'd have to ask where I could get those bedsheets
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I'd want to know why he was taking me back to his 12 year old son's bedroom. So, no.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Am wamman, and I don't read this thread,
but...probably not.
Honestly I am less upset by the Doodlebops bedding and more disturbed by the two...
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Reminder than Maddox is 40... She'd probably think he wants to fuck her in his kid's bedroom.
Yes, but you are not Maddox.
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There's so much to unpack in this single picture once you really start to examine it. It washes over you like a slowly rising tide. The bed. The...
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I have some bad news for any woman who's taken to that room and thinks she has a choice about what happens next.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
It's from a game I like so I can overlook it as long as it's taken off before we get to business.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Anyone who plays JRPGs is a hard no for me. Sonic themed beds? Now we're talking.
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That headboard alone is enough to give me splinters and a splitting headache just by looking at it. Fuck no.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Maybe if he seemed faintly embarrassed and was super hot. If he starts calling me mommy though, then all bets are off.
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It's the cameras that worry me the most in this pic. I mean everything is worrying, but the cameras are at the top.
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Maddox is living the dream in Hollywood I see. Maybe the sharks are subconscious representations of the reptilians he has to deal with to work...
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Dude could have a race car bed for all I care but I'm not fucking anyone with a bunch of recording equipment in the same room.
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Even if you offered me $500 I still wouldn't
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Tbf, the bed looks okay. Those covers are creepy, but it could be doable, if you don’t look at them too much.
My main concern is the green...
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I'd take the shark stickers and run. Run FAST.
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Nope. I'd feel like a pedo just for walking in there.
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The only time that mattress would see a girl gasping for air was when she was laughing so hard she couldn't breath.
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Oh no. Nonononono. And why is half of his clothing on that flimsy ikea knockoff shelf in plastic ziploc bags?
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
No and instantly ask where the bathroom was and sneak out through the window regreating my decisions in life
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Where the fuck do I get a slime bed sheet? I love me some Dragon Warrior.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
If Dick Masterson invited me to prank George by fucking Dick on that bed? I'd at least think about it.
Otherwise, no way.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Trick question, no females from KF get laid.
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Dragon Warrior bed spread, ceiling fan missing blades, two night stand one is a card board box and no closet. I dont know why any one would go in...
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Eh, I'd find it quite funny. The rest of the room gives me concerns though. Deep, deep concerns.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
I mean, dragon quest is okay but WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU USE A SLIME COVER LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I'd say you'd have a better than 50% chance if it were an American woman, but a Ukrainian woman wouldn't up with that shit unless you were paying her.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Well, probably, if the guy was appealing enough to get me there to begin with. If there was a second occasion, I might unpack my old Powerpuff...
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Absolutely not, mentally handicapped teenagers aren't my thing
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Provided the sheets were clean and the room generally seemed clean enough, the bedspread would not be the deciding factor. If I liked the guy and...
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
I’d probably ignore the guy and have sex with the bed
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This is shameful but I actually love that comforter. However the rest of the room is uninspired and disappointing, just like its owner, so that's...
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Sharks are pretty cool. But nah, this look like the standard cow suite. Can I have sex with his brother instead?
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hahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaaa hahahahahahhahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaa
No, I would not. I wouldn't mind if the guy owns that and I'm visiting and catch...
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
I think a woman would expect Maddox to play Goodbye Horses while he shows off his room if that bed is any indication.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Neg. If I was red wine drunk, maybe a beej. But the girls group chat would be lit up in the Uber on the way home with the fucking horror story.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
It would not be the first time I’ve done it on someone’s face.
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Run, run very far away as quickly as possible .
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Oh my god it’s a dragon quest duvet. Who the fuck does that? Shouldn’t the puffpuff thing make him rage too much considering his male feminist nature?
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I identify as a woman for this post and I would slit my wrists before this fucking maniac tried to rape me.
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Am I
Gotta be honest with you mate, I would not. I have to draw the line somewhere, and this is that line.
Well, this and the sharks on the...
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
I wouldn't have gotten in the car with the guy in the first place.
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Not if he offered to pay off all my college costs, fund a phd and I had downed two bottles of everclear. I have standards sir.
Now if you don’t...
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Honestly if this was a person I'd known and was attached to I wouldn't give much of a shit. If I was having a fling on the other hand I'd be kind...
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Not even if his name was Christian Weston Chandler
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bruh....is he using that cardboard box as a table?
10/10 moist levels are rising
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That could be a nice flat if it wasn't decorated by a certified bald mongoloid.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Null change your bedding what the fuck?
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I'll be like the metal slime in that bed.
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JFC the only thing missing is a Racecar bed and a Model Train collection. What in the actual fuck is up with that comforter?!
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I've heard of a few gypsies who would. That aside, I'm surprised he can just show off blueface there. Such a blatant display of bigotry. Someone...
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Hard no. This photo is creepy, pathetic and hilarious all at once
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looks like either the bedroom of a manchild or a serial killer
maybe both
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Null, it would be easier if you just fucked a hooker in the back of a van.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
I ain't that kinda wamman who's willing to fuck a guy on the first date, let alone in this bedroom.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Even if I was straight, hard pass. I can smell the old cumstains already. No thanks.
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No, the camera equipment is a bit of a put off here, plus Maddox is a gross piece of shit.
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No. The room would be like the sex: depressing, disorganized, and with a clown face.
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The dick would have to be ridiculous. I'd have to want him pretty bad.
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The bed itself isn't my issue, Slime is cute and might give me a good time, but the rest of the room is haunting in a way I can't describe.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Yes but only if it's literally anybody other than Maddox.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
This feels like someone's basement. Even if it isn't, I would not.
Try for a blind girl, Null. Maybe she'll go for it.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
I would imagine that is what Jonathan Yaniv's bedroom looks like.
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I always dreamed about meeting a guy with this kind of set up in his room. *Sigh* I think I’m in love. ❤️
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
I can't see that fucking slime face without thinking of Ihop now.
But to answer your question, it depends on the guy. All things considered...
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
I mean, if I got to the point that I'm coming back to someone's apartment who I just met I'm probably having sex with them, barring something very...
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is he hot? does he have a big dick?
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I would wonder how he manages to pass as an adult when he is clearly eight years old.
(Also RIP to your menchies, null)
It's the lighting...
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Technicalities aside? Maybe, if V is not his fave one.
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Pros:
Dragon Quest Slime Bed Sheets means he will raise our children with Traditional Turnbased RPG Values
Cons:
Floor looks like ass and he...
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Jesus Christ on a unicycle....
Coming in cold, I’d probably say that this looks like somewhere Onision would take his prospective future trinity...
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No...just, no. My nightmares are bad enough as it is, thank you. That bedspread looks like something out of the Yo Gabba Gabba show.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
He'd have to pay me first. And no, I already know maddox doesn't have that kind of money that I'm looking for.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
i'd walk in and think i was about to get murdered for a snuff film or something.
i really like the sharks and the fuck whales poster though, they...
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
for a horrifying moment I thought that was your room
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
No. The sharks on the wall are alright, though.
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Depends on a lot of things really. I'm sure you're not surprised to hear an answer like that.
Perhaps we could just fuck on the couch? Unless...
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He'd have to have a bigger dick, than I'd normally require for a non-Dragon Quest themed room.
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Is that Dragon Quest merch? Looks like a slime.
Also, no. Mostly because I wouldn't have sex with a guy I just met anyway, but partially...
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TBF I generally don't mind bedsheets, but the neverending stare from that slime might be a bit unnerving. I would be wondering how many drinks I...
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Fuck no, that shit just screams manchild.
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I get the dragon quest blanket... but why the random shark decals?
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WE FUCKIN ON THE DRAGON QUEST SLIME BED TONITE
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I would never sleep with someone who has recording/studio equipment in the bedroom.
I don't know what they're doing with that.
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I mean honestly if he isn’t a lolcow sure, I didn’t even realized they had Slime sheets tbh. If I didn’t know what it was probably not though.
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Maybe if he was very nice and gave me a good pizza. And a huge penis.
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the only way I'd ever be in that bed is if I was already dead and dragged there
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Is that bedframe made of cardboard just as the "bedside tables" are? Shit looks like it's been in a perpetual state of "just moved in, I'll deal...
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Morning! Ah, Kiwi Farms over breakfast, perfect! Hm, what's this? True and Honest wahmmen needed? Okay. Oh. Whoa. Wait, what? Sex? Um...
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I think I would be too scared that he would later kill and skin me
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That room is not even that terrible grow up virgin.
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Yes if I knew him for some time and he was a decent guy AND the room smelled nice. But I would have many questions. I would be less weirded out if...
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Something tells me I wouldn't have a choice.
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C’mon, it’s in poor taste to post your own room.
Otherwise, completely soaked. Cheers
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Maybe if he said he was visiting home and it was his childhood bedroom. Big maybe.
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Nope. That is not the room of a man who has his life together. That's the room of a man who's going to be asking you to go halvsies on dinner...
Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz
Is this a depressed 12 year old's bedroom?
But no. The answer is no.
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My answer is in two parts. Just the bed? Yes. I'm a DQ fan and I love slimes and it's goofy. That room in particular? No.
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omg hell no and wtf, he can afford a creepy porn studio set up but not a cheap Ikea closet?
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He better have a wonderful "personality" to keep me there. Especially since you said that I just met him.
But having clothes out in the open is...
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absolutely fucking not!!! I've got the feeling, the owner would want me to do his house work:stress:
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This cunt can’t even afford a wardrobe, why would anyone give him a charity fuck
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The question is less “would you have sex when you went back,” the bigger question is, “would you ever be allowed to leave?”
I’m sure that thick...
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I would not. Everything about this is disturbing. It doesn't even look like this is a legit dwelling, more like someone crammed a bed and clothes...
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If I met a guy and his room looks like this, I would run away before he threw me into a well in his basement and forced me to put lotion on my skin.
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Even at my drunkest, I'd still assume I was in a kid's room and my libido would promptly kill itself.
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Only if he's dressed like a clown and screamed the whole time.
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If I'm already DTF that bedspread ain't gonna change my mind. If anything I'd think it's cool.
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I wouldn't even make it through the conversation if a guy like that chatted me up.
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I’m more worried about all that camera equipment than I am about that bed.
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I'm probably coming in late on this but it would depend on how well the date went.
I feel like I'd need a few drinks first, though. IDK, I've...
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Dragon Quest
Any woman that doesn't orgasm upon seeing that isn't worth one's time.
That is just autistically awesome.