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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 76 8,5%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 112 12,6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 212 23,8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 436 48,9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 55 6,2%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
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Swaggoat powiedział(a):
lol

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Enslave.Me tasks include moderate the fishtank chatroom! Read the entire S2 government ordinance complaint and find one grammatical error! and KILL THEM ALL.
 
Alizarin Crimson powiedział(a):
Just gonna use this downtime to express my frustration with the S3 episodes 2 and 3. They fucking suck.
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The season 3 episodes are probably even worse than the season 1 episodes.

I think the thing that just makes them uninteresting is they have no structure to them, so its basically a series of unexplained clips that just jumps from one to the next. There's no host that they cut away to to give context to whats happening, and the interviews with the fish seem to be completely at random and never explain their motivations or what they are planning to do next.

All i have ever wanted from Fishtank edited episodes is to be able to show them to normies and maybe get them into the show, but it'll never happen. Its just not a cohesive narrative that if you have not watched the show live, or already watched the recaps and clips from the season, that you can follow along with.
 
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All i have ever wanted from Fishtank edited episodes is to be able to show them to normies and maybe get them into the show, but it'll never happen. Its just not a cohesive narrative that if you have not watched the show live, or already watched the recaps and clips from the season, that you can follow along with.
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I couldn't fathom trying to follow along with this if I had to clip chimp, it's just not remotely the same. Doubly so for S3, which really was about seeing every small aspect of the gaslight play out in that first week. You really can't encapsulate it in an episodic format.
 
bingo has tried applying for tugboat but theyve denied the application
"looks like im not retarded enough" ~ bingo
 
Meiwaku powiedział(a):
Jobs coming in for girls. They're working for Enslave

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They have a dashboard, and a session timer.
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Enough tasks they can get a Work buddy is their pet they can have on their screen. They get fishbucks

This is actually pretty funny they have little tasks like crafting in Minecraft for the twins. Doing crosswords.
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Emma is "moderating" chat. (It's clearly previous day's chats given it's talking about Victoria idk if she realizes. lol).

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Anisa is doing a typing challenge and is sucking fat cock at this. She's so slowww.

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Rango Dango powiedział(a):
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Rango Dango powiedział(a):
ANISA IS BRUTEFORCING THE FUCKING CROSSWORD :story:
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These are real people.
 
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Twins made it the furthest and got a chicken.

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Edit: now it's the boy's turn
 
the enslavement is over:

Anisa filled out 5 tasks and was out of skips
Emma filled out 10 tasks out of 25 and was out of skips
THE TWINS filled out 13/25 of the quota and had 3 skips left

the RETARDS DID MORE THAN "FULLY CAPABLE" WOMEN
 
Twins did 12 tasks and used 1 of their 5 skips
Emma did 10 and used 4? skips
Anissa did 5 tasks...... and used 4 skips
 
it's the boys' turn
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jd immediatelly opened devtools
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i want to direct your attention to jd's side profile
bashir is solving a crossword
"one who stares intently?" - bashir
"gamer" - james drake

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jeetbot visited to ask what room is this
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shapeless crafting recipes are broken so jd had to skip a mushroom stew recipe

he's banning xavier ravenblood :stress:
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drake asked what is 3 times 15 :stress:

bashir doesnt know how to do sudoku too, he used the skip
james does know how to do it though

AND THE RESULTS ARE
bashir 23/25
james drake 9/25 (he was doing sudoku for like 10 minutes or so iinstead of skipping it)
landon 8/25
jd 18/25
but unlike women the men had sfx on the entire time
the women sesh was more quiet, with only some TTSes being sent every now and then
 
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