🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Głosy: 75 8,4%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Głosy: 112 12,6%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Głosy: 211 23,8%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Głosy: 436 49,1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Głosy: 54 6,1%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
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Kinda love Vicky white trashing it up, watching the kids mop the stinky fish juice up while she stains the hoodie she has worn for like 5 days straight with yet another Miller Lite and bitching
 
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Random challenge, the fish will be playing HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPOS. They are held in place by their ankles and have to lunge and grab PLANT MATTER that gets thrown on the floor. Anything they collect they can keep for the elimination challenge tomorrow.

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First up, Vicky vs. James Drake!
 
Hungry hungry hippo: The contestants must have their ankles held and the production crew throws plant matter into the center. Every contestant has a chance to go.

Vicky didn't fuckin try or do SHIT so it was total Drake victory.

JD was against Anissa. He manhandled stuff out of her hand.

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Twins and Landon did pretty well
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Bashir Jihaded Emma entirely but was playing a bit dirty with it and pulling piles hard and pulling sticks away from a weaker girl. Emma was NOT giving up though and has the spirit entirely.
 
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Giga chad Emma who plays injured against a ginger muslim is bleeding everywhere got doctored up.
 
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Vicky, doing nothing, pulls YET ANOTHER room temperature Miller Lite out of her hoodie pouch, cracks it, and drinks it while everyone else works.

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Jet is offering to AUCTION OFF Door Dash rights on his phone. Everyone will be getting cheese fries tonight, but highest bidder will be allowed to choose a meal on Door Dash.

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Bashir wins the bid for $6, and is now negotiating what food he wants from Door Dash tonight. He is making a "tactical play" and ordering food he thinks Head would like to give him a meal to "get him on his side".
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They should get everyone but her cheese fries.

No cheese fries for the lazy drunk in the back.
 
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Food has arrived! Apparently Bashir got a set of chicken wings for Head after winning the DoorDash auction. His plan fails though, because Head turns them down, lol. Eats just one after Bashir prods him into it and says Bashir can keep the rest. Head seems suspicious.

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Grilled cheese for everyone also arrived! Everyone gets one.

Cheese fries are coming next, they had to be ordered from somewhere else and haven't arrived yet.

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On the other hand, Head happily accepts the grilled cheese and tomato soup.
 
Viki is upstairs laying in trash bags complaining about being low on beer, she's blow you for a 40 ounce Landon gave her grilled cheese and tomato soup
 
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