🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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WHAT WILL BE THE OUTCOME OF THE NEXT HEARING?

  • Continued

    Głosy: 42 29,4%

  • Sent to Rehab

    Głosy: 13 9,1%

  • Released with time served and a new stack of probation

    Głosy: 35 24,5%

  • Sentenced to enjoy prison for offline gamba

    Głosy: 53 37,1%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    143
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CoolSixtyNiner powiedział(a):
I was putting my money in to mutual funds and bonds for a decent reliable return these past few years, but hearing the way bossman is talking, I feel like the smart move would be to invest in bossman?

Anyone good with money what do you think? Guaranteed returns? I just want to do what's best for my family.
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congrats on feeding the rats. you’re paying fees out the ass on the mutual funds (that also underperform), and as a retail account you’re getting your face ripped off by a massive vig on any bond trades.

post-modern portfolio theory holds that your optimal portfolio construction is to triple chuck it on plinko. timing the rng beats time in the rng.
 
Stray Carpet Nug powiedział(a):
Reposting this from a post a while back.

Lets hope Austin remembers his roots and what he told us. He's always right and correct! Cheers to Ch. 8!


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This whole speech from someone who promotes the most exploitative companies in the world responsible for countless suicides and depressed people... This dude is so detached from reality.
 
drachenbarde powiedział(a):
This whole speech from someone who promotes the most exploitative companies in the world responsible for countless suicides and depressed people... This dude is so detached from reality.
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There is nothing exploitative about Stake. Their games are PROVABLY fair. Look up what that means, PROVABLY.

The only reality he's detached from is the reality where he's not fucking your mom.
 
All (?) crypto casinos are using the provably fair algorithm. I didn't say stake is rigged (which it definitely is according to Boss).

House edge is 1% for the OG originals and 2% for all newer ones. Regular slots have a 3-5% house edge. That means you're guaranteed to lose your money over a large sample of bets. All the casinos are intentionally promoting their highly addictive games to a young audience.
 
Imagine the somber dread and hopelessness in the car right now going to pick up Austin.

The car feels smaller than it should.
The stale stench of last weeks baconator still lingers. Air thick, unmoving.
That quiet where even the engine sounds tired of trying.

I wonder if ratparents considered driving into oncoming traffic.
 
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Ratdad isn't happy with Bossman streaming in the car, he started a discord stream while his dad was at the gas station but ended it quick because of Ratdad returning early.
 
He will be clean, he will straight edge, and he will not get evicted from his ratparent tugboat house/condo/crackden. Anyone saying otherwise is a filthy fucking rat
 
Poll idea:

When will bossman get back on the (crack)rocks?:
1) 1 week
2) 1 month
3) 3 months
4) year
5) type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros
 
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