DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Did DSP buy or pull the Greninja?

  • Bought - He totally bought the Greninja as a cope for people saying he was being scammed

    Głosy: 182 80,2%
  • Pull - He pulled the Greninja like a 6 star gold Zombie Hogan

    Głosy: 45 19,8%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
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Damn if those moobs get any bigger, Kat will have some competition for most feminine looking blob in the household.
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Can it be both?

Also, NPCSydePhil:
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Meet Back Payne (courtesy of Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs):
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X user Pat Noticer went one step further and created a mod that pulls this off:

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And yes, we get the bald spot.
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If Phil had ANY sense of self-deprecation, he'd play this with the mod.


Missed opportunity to call it Acks Payne
 
Look. At. THOSE. I was pretty sure he was gaining weight back, now I am certain
I'm shocked that The Guy who claimed he had retained alotta muscle definition in his arms 10 years after retiring from bahdybuilding wouldn't know doing granny burnell's free weights for 2 months to get shredded for fucking halloween then bailing out wouldn't just let him maintain a leaner healthier frame for the next 10 years.

If people had played along and gassed him up telling him he was makin' sick gains and even more importantly making detractors seethe with jealousy he would still be doing a routine for the attention but because everybody laughed at him he's just gonna pork up again. What use are health benefits when they don't catch the eye of the black streamer you're craving right up your orbit dood!
 
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This Street Fighter stream has got to have raised his blood pressure to stroke territory. It's been nothing but losing, bitching, and complaining, about everything from the game, to the characters, to the game's matchmaking.


 
From earlier (sites taking forever to upload video). He is a lahlcow but not really because its not due to anything about him being laughable, just things outside of his control like Youtube allowing people to bully him. He ignores it all and doesn't care.

Over the years, things happened to me that I couldn't really control, umm, or things got out of my control and people found ways to game the system to benefit.
 
From earlier (sites taking forever to upload video). He is a lahlcow but not really because its not due to anything about him being laughable, just things outside of his control like Youtube allowing people to bully him. He ignores it all and doesn't care.
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Over the years, things happened to me that I couldn't really control, umm, or things got out of my control and people found ways to game the system to benefit.
one day, for no reason at all, people just picked DarkSydePhil's name out of a hat and decided to troll him until the end of time and it has NOTHING to do with any of his actions or behaviors. there was nothing he could do! other streamers like Pewdiepie (who Phil created, btw) were just lucky to end up successful, while Phil was unlucky to end up as a lolcow. unlike LTG or Wings who acktually deserve the hate and detracktors. Phil's detractors, however, are literally everything wrong with the world, worse than rapists and murderers. ya get it?
 
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From PigPigGo tracking pig's every word to PoP and JGwinn's financial analyses, CucktryRoads paypig/sock tracker and now your ban scan with final messages, detractors really are able to destroy the mind of this godless pig every step of the way (with receipts)
 
one day, for no reason at all, people just picked DarkSydePhil's name out of a hat and decided to troll him until the end of time and it has NOTHING to do with any of his actions or behaviors. there was nothing he could do! other streamers like Pewdiepie (who Phil created, btw) were just lucky to end up successful, while Phil was unlucky to end up as a lolcow. unlike LTG or Wings who acktually deserve the hate and detracktors. Phil's detractors, however, are literally everything wrong with the world, worse than rapists and murderers. ya get it?
It's just tragic and wrong, when you really think about it. If only everyone on Youtube would come together to form a class action lawsuit on Phil's behalf to say, no more, this is wrong what has happened to this man.

In other news, Phil is bad at street fighter because he is intelligent and they made the game for dunces so people dumber than Phil could feel good about themselves. Yes, the Phil who devs point at for why games play themselves and are covered in yellow paint. Same Phil who was saying street fighter 6 is too complicated and situational.

I wonder how any one could find something to make fun of about this guy. It just doesn't make sense.
 


No, sweet Jayde! Cover thine ears!

I feel like we're not that far off from him getting so triggered by this game reminding him he's a washed middle aged man with the reflexes of a turtle that he might actually scream a slur. Go on, Phil! Call them a nigger! You know you want to!




It got better (worse?)

Because of the same Akuma player, too!
 
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