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"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Damn I wanted to see the outcome if the pregnancy was real
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
THANK FUCKING LORD
THE WORLD IS SAVED
WE CAN NOW LIVE IN PEACE
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
https://archive.md/IbYlW
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Did you feel that? As if the earth itself just sighed in relief.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Good. There’s no need for any little Chris Chan’s.
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"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
In other words: There was no pregnancy, this has all been a trick, you’ve been trolled
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
disaster averted everyone! thank god its just more bullshit
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
I'm very disappointed. After months of nothing from Chris it finally looks like something interesting is about to happen, only to end with once...
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Thank you Godbear.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Finally everybody can rest in peace. Mass suicide cancelled.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
This is clear obfuscation, he just trying to get the heat off him and he baby momma.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Here’s to hoping that not all weens have aged out
THANK FUCKING GOD!!!
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
The universe is safe.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
> States something in a very literal manner.
> "That was hypothetical, I'm surprised you people don't understand that!"
I know he didn't actually...
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Thank God, no one will have to worry about dying and reincarnating in the worst Isekai in history anymore...
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Nothing ever happens. I'm disappointed.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Nothing ever happens.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
So there is a God 🙏
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
✅ APOCALYPSE AVOIDED ✅
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Finland is saved from a cruel fate.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Thank God.
Also that’s either Flutter or Caden talking. Chris clearly wasn’t talking hypothetically, but here, even his Caps for Emphasis are...
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Thank God. That would've been a kid that grew up to commit a school shooting or some other sick shit.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Considering that autism is heavily related to the father's age... We dodged a bullet
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
That's for the best. Chris is in her forties, which is a hard age to give birth at.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Never fucking scare us like that again, Chris.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
We narrowly avoided the coming of the Anti-Christ. At this point, we can only hope and pray the prophecies do not become true.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Absolutely NOTHING about that announcement clip suggests he was speaking hypothetically, he was outright lying. He's trying to cover his tracks...
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
I will go to church this Sunday, I promise.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Tweet seems way too lucid and self-aware. Did Caden put him up to this? Rumor or not, you'd think Praetor would ride this out just to get some...
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
On one hand. Relief that no child has to go through having his DNA and being raised by him. On the other hand, this makes the world less...
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Thank fucking christ there is a God.
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What a shame. It was too funny and bizarre to be true.
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Why does this read like he broke character cause this is the most coherent post I think he has ever released.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Not to be "That guy", but when people brought this to me I was quite adamant it was people taking his words wildly out of context. He was clearly...
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
I’m now almost certain Flutter is gregnant. Chris has his entire life always over shared and then walked it back after he gets heat. Prime example...
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Aw dang it now what am I going to do with these baby clothes and stroller I bought?
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Well, duh. Barb is much too old to bear a child, even if the father is Jesus of the CPU of a computer he can't even figure out how to hook up.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
The best false alarm I've ever had.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
OH THANK GOD
Besides, what woman would want to have sex with him
Plus, what devastating shit would have to happen? Hes already been arrested...
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
this converted me back to Catholicism. thank you father, son and holy spirit.
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
I was right. Speculators were wrong. I think people are so bored with Chris now they just speculate stupid shit like this and insert their own...
"Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady"
Even if it was true, Chris lives off McDonald’s, considers spraying himself with Axe as hygienic, wastes his monthly tugboat on toys (despite...