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I mean... just his landline. Just turn the volume off and tell no one else the number, use it just to fax stuff. Like 50 foot penises.

Shit-Lips swings both ways, so he'd probably love to get p0rn pics of a stud like Adolf Hitler.

I would, but my janny salary is not high enough to cover mailing costs. Sad.

You're suggesting he spend money on something other than hookers? The man's got enough plights already! Like eating himself into obesity! And...