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He shit all over his own pizza!

Bon voyage, Jack. This is stroke #5 on a plate.

God, how I wish this were the case. Imagine him accidentally burning it to a third degree on the stove? Or mangling it in the garbage disposal...

everything that he try's to make "carnivore" looks so viscerally disgusting and greasy, but he genuinely just thinks that "PLANTS=BAD, MOR...

I've seen open wounds that looked more appetizing than this.

Even drunk & hungry me would think that's too much... sausage(?). I'm not really surprised at this point that he just dumps fistfuls of random...

The ability he has to make food look unappetizing must seriously be his superpower. I can't really think of anything he's made that looked good...