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Kill himself because he wouldn't be able to get any more grift bucks to fund his crack habit.

Spontaneously combust.

drugs. lots and lots of drugs.

What else can he do? He's never held a job, he has no penis, and he has a low iq. Thats a brutal trifecta. All he can do is groom and cry, and...

Lucas has only ever lived his life off of someone else's dime, whether it's the taxpayer's, his viewers, his mother, or the suckers who donated to...