Ethan Oliver Ralph is fat and I will not have sex with him, will you? Poll inside. - Celebrate the end of NRN.

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Will you have sex with Ethan Oliver Ralph?

  • NO!

    Głosy: 349 87,9%

  • Yes.

    Głosy: 16 4,0%

  • Depends on the alcohol.

    Głosy: 32 8,1%
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AltisticRight powiedział(a):
- gunting across Cuba, he didn't get pummelled, so it was boring.
- sperged at Ryan Dawson
- fellated Kanye West and Nicholas Fuentes
- Vickers is summoning him to court maybe on 4th or something, I forgot. For the DVRO violation.
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Fatass also broke his chair while playing air guitar live.
 
Ralph is fat. This is true.
But he's also really boring atm. What happened to 5 star days? His days have been -1, -2 at best lately.
I was hoping he'd end up in a Cuban prison, tbh. He wasn't even punched once. Not even once.

He's not even top of his sektur, coz there is no sektur. Cozy.tv is a honeypot.... he's not even at the top of the honeypot sektur. A Jewish faggot and a Nigger took his spot.
5 Star Ralphamale would have put the jew on the Holocauster and the Nigger to work in the fields.
-1 Star Ralphamale instead went to Communist Cuba.

Wouldn't even hate watch let alone fuck.

Edit : Oh wow, I take it all back, he broke his chair playing Air Guitar. Bring the man up to a 0.
 
No Ralph November reminded me that there are other people to be made fun of on the internet.
Also, Sandra Ralph is still dead lol.
 
AncientPhosphur powiedział(a):
Ethan Ralph shit his pants so hard the chair collapsed
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Just as a reminder to everyone: this isn't the first time Ralph has broken a chair because Faith retold a story about how he broke one at Dax's house. He's been known for gunting his chairs for some time now and as it's been pointed out to me, better this than the poor puppers.
 
Elmo powiedział(a):
Just as a reminder to everyone: this isn't the first time Ralph has broken a chair because Faith retold a story about how he broke one at Dax's house. He's been known for gunting his chairs for some time now and as it's been pointed out to me, better this than the poor puppers.
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I wish Ralph had broken the chair while standing on it with a rope around his neck; only then would true karmic justice have been served.
 
UCantCCPMe powiedział(a):
I wish Ralph had broken the chair while standing on it with a rope around his neck; only then would true karmic justice have been served.
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There is no rope which would hold him long enough for him to die.

A steel cable would just flay his neck and skull making him further hideous.

I am sure heart failure or a stroke will get him before long.
 
So since Ralph went on another vacation the question must be asked, if a gunt goes to Cuba and no one is around to document it, does he get beaten up? Who knows?
 
MugolEx powiedział(a):
Ethan Oliver Ralph is a fat moron who is fat and eats poo poo and is a very fat dumb idiot fat retard. FUCK! How can one guy be that fat.
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If you stay on meth long enough, your metabolism gets used to it being there to help and slows down to nothing.

Also, burning calories requires muscle. You can see from his ridiculous stick man legs that he doesn’t have any of those. Also evidenced by how easily he falls down.
 

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